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C&CDean
12/11/2006, 02:57 PM
A couple of my most irritating pet peeves happened simultaneously at lunch today. If you are one of these people, I promise you, you are NOT cool.

1. The little phone thingy hanging off the ear. You are so pathetically stupid looking - especially when you're walking around the airport talking to yourself - that you deserve an immediate round-house kick to your solar plexus. If you are one of these dipwads who wears that faggy thing hanging off the side of your head, take it off. Now. You look stupid, and you annoy the hell out of me.

2. White people eating with chopsticks. Look, we advanced way beyond eating with sticks sometime around the birth of Jesus. You are not hip, cool, or anything else but ridiculous looking when you try and eat your rice with sticks. If you're Asian, you have an excuse. If you're anglo, you don't.

3. Men who cross their legs like chicks. I'm sorry, but the boys protesteth when I've tried that whole chick leg crossing thing. If you're a guy, and you cross your legs at the knee, knock it the hell off. You make me wonder if you've got nuts.

Today at Padthai this dude with the gelled up hair, too tight "euro" pants and shirt with the tail hanging out, those fag little square glasses, square tipped fag shoes, etc. is eating his fried rice with sticks - while talking on his little houndstooth (or whatever the **** they call those stupid things) phone hanging off his ear - with his legs chicked-crossed.

Talking very loudly and posing/posturing like everybody in the place was supposed to be admiring him because of his excessive coolness.

I go to my wife "look at the fag on the fairy phone." He looks over at me and gives a little sneer - so I go "I guess he doesn't realize that little thing is a phone - so he doesn't have to yell loud enough for the guy on the other line to hear him even without a phone." So he uncrosses his legs, then crosses them with the other leg on top (seriously, how in the hell can a guy do that without ruining his rollies?), and turns his back and starts whispering.

So, if you do all three of these things, especially simultaneously, you are geek.

Frozen Sooner
12/11/2006, 03:00 PM
I agree with you on one and three. In fact, bluetooth headsets are christened ****** flags in my household.

I grew up with several asian friends and I'm pretty much as comfortable with chopsticks as I am western silverware. When I'm at a place that has both, I generally use the chopsticks if that's what's left out and I'd have to ask for western stuff. Not really an effort to be "cool", just an effort to shovel raw fish in my mouth faster.

sooneron
12/11/2006, 03:02 PM
The bluetooth things should only be used whilst driving, NOT while shopping or hanging out in public.

sooneron
12/11/2006, 03:03 PM
Yes, chopsticks almost seem necessary when eating bait.

C&CDean
12/11/2006, 03:04 PM
I agree with you on one and three. In fact, bluetooth headsets are christened ****** flags in my household.

I grew up with several asian friends and I'm pretty much as comfortable with chopsticks as I am western silverware. When I'm at a place that has both, I generally use the chopsticks if that's what's left out and I'd have to ask for western stuff. Not really an effort to be "cool", just an effort to shovel raw fish in my mouth faster.

Dude, you cannot eat anything faster with sticks than I can with a fork or my fingers. I can use the sticks too, but I burn more calories than I'm intaking. Why in the hell do you think asians are so thin? That's right, they burn their calories using those ****ing sticks.

sooneron
12/11/2006, 03:05 PM
Why in the hell do you think asians are so thin? That's right, they burn their calories using those ****ing sticks.
Maybe they're on to something.

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/f/f3/200px-Childhood_Obesity.JPG

colleyvillesooner
12/11/2006, 03:07 PM
Like the Seinfeld bit:

I'll tell you what I like about Chinese people. They're hanging in there with the chopsticks,aren't they? You know they've seen the fork. They're staying with the sticks. I don't know how they missed it. Chinese farmer gets up, works in the field with a shovel all day. Shovel. Spoon. Come on. You're not plowing 40 acres with a couple of pool cues!

Frozen Sooner
12/11/2006, 03:12 PM
Dude, you cannot eat anything faster with sticks than I can with a fork or my fingers. I can use the sticks too, but I burn more calories than I'm intaking. Why in the hell do you think asians are so thin? That's right, they burn their calories using those ****ing sticks.

I ain't so much into eating with my fingers unless it's a true finger food. Something about getting hit with a wooden spoon a lot when I was younger.

tbl
12/11/2006, 03:13 PM
A couple of my most irritating pet peeves happened simultaneously at lunch today. If you are one of these people, I promise you, you are NOT cool.

1. The little phone thingy hanging off the ear. You are so pathetically stupid looking - especially when you're walking around the airport talking to yourself - that you deserve an immediate round-house kick to your solar plexus. If you are one of these dipwads who wears that faggy thing hanging off the side of your head, take it off. Now. You look stupid, and you annoy the hell out of me.

2. White people eating with chopsticks. Look, we advanced way beyond eating with sticks sometime around the birth of Jesus. You are not hip, cool, or anything else but ridiculous looking when you try and eat your rice with sticks. If you're Asian, you have an excuse. If you're anglo, you don't.

3. Men who cross their legs like chicks. I'm sorry, but the boys protesteth when I've tried that whole chick leg crossing thing. If you're a guy, and you cross your legs at the knee, knock it the hell off. You make me wonder if you've got nuts.

Today at Padthai this dude with the gelled up hair, too tight "euro" pants and shirt with the tail hanging out, those fag little square glasses, square tipped fag shoes, etc. is eating his fried rice with sticks - while talking on his little houndstooth (or whatever the **** they call those stupid things) phone hanging off his ear - with his legs chicked-crossed.

Talking very loudly and posing/posturing like everybody in the place was supposed to be admiring him because of his excessive coolness.

I go to my wife "look at the fag on the fairy phone." He looks over at me and gives a little sneer - so I go "I guess he doesn't realize that little thing is a phone - so he doesn't have to yell loud enough for the guy on the other line to hear him even without a phone." So he uncrosses his legs, then crosses them with the other leg on top (seriously, how in the hell can a guy do that without ruining his rollies?), and turns his back and starts whispering.

So, if you do all three of these things, especially simultaneously, you are geek.
If I'm driving or going through the airport with both arms occupied, the headset is being used. If you're a person that is required by their job to constantly be available on the cell, it's not that "gay" or "stupid". In a restaurant or other area, I can understand the frustration by onlookers (fortunately I don't do this). However, I think most people do tend to raise their voices while on the cell phone. It's not a conscious thing, but just something that people do to try to counter the cell phone noise.

I'm with Mike on the chopsticks. I use them any time they're available in a Chinese restaurant, especially sushi. I use them at my house when I'm by myself b/c I really think eating certain foods is better with chopsticks.

I sit with my legs crossed... I always have. It's comfortable. My package hangs below the fold created by my two thighs, so there is no crushing going on (seriously). John Wayne sat with his legs crossed the same way, as do many manly men. My Grandpa is the toughest, hard workingest guy from America's greatest generation, and he sits like that. The leg crossing stigma is retarded. The only guys that can't sit like that are fat guys or dudes with big legs... it has nothing to do with sexuality or package size. Ask my wife...

As far as the fashion stuff, I do agree with you on that, especially the back untucked deal.
:pop: :pop: :pop: :pop:

tbl
12/11/2006, 03:16 PM
Dude, you cannot eat anything faster with sticks than I can with a fork or my fingers. I can use the sticks too, but I burn more calories than I'm intaking. Why in the hell do you think asians are so thin? That's right, they burn their calories using those ****ing sticks.
Since when is eating faster better? BTW, I can probably eat just as fast as you can with a fork. Also, eating most Sushi is almost impossible with a fork (without mangling it).

picasso
12/11/2006, 03:16 PM
I had a friend in college who sat like that I never could figure out how it was physically possible.

chopsticks? I tried a few times but can't do it, I have the end of a finger missing and it won't worketh.
btw - Tony Soprano eats his sushi with his fingers.

Soonerus
12/11/2006, 03:18 PM
I use a Bluetooth device but exclusively while driving, I agree in public it is pathetic. I use chopsticks at Thai, Chinese or Sushi places, I am not that good but once I had dinner at a Thai place with a Japenese client and decided I better, at least learn to fake it well....I actually kind of enjoy it now. Men crossing their legs, not cool...period...

Partial Qualifier
12/11/2006, 03:19 PM
1. The little phone thingy hanging off the ear. You are so pathetically stupid looking - especially when you're walking around the airport talking to yourself - that you deserve an immediate round-house kick to your solar plexus. If you are one of these dipwads who wears that faggy thing hanging off the side of your head, take it off. Now. You look stupid, and you annoy the hell out of me.




Bravo! Fully agree. About the solar plexus deal. Seriously, it's annoying when you're wealking beside someone and they're all "HEY - How's it goin'??" and you look over, they're looking right at you, then you see the thing in their ear... i think some people use these simply for attention.

picasso
12/11/2006, 03:21 PM
sure everyone is happy to know that Dean still likes foreign movies.:D

Czar Soonerov
12/11/2006, 03:28 PM
So he uncrosses his legs, then crosses them with the other leg on top (seriously, how in the hell can a guy do that without ruining his rollies?)....

[Sharon Stone]What are you gonna do? Arrest him for bluetoothing?[/Sharon Stone]

Czar Soonerov
12/11/2006, 03:28 PM
If I'm driving or going through the airport with both arms occupied, the headset is being used. If you're a person that is required by their job to constantly be available on the cell, it's not that "gay" or "stupid". In a restaurant or other area, I can understand the frustration by onlookers (fortunately I don't do this). However, I think most people do tend to raise their voices while on the cell phone. It's not a conscious thing, but just something that people do to try to counter the cell phone noise.

I'm with Mike on the chopsticks. I use them any time they're available in a Chinese restaurant, especially sushi. I use them at my house when I'm by myself b/c I really think eating certain foods is better with chopsticks.

I sit with my legs crossed... I always have. It's comfortable. My package hangs below the fold created by my two thighs, so there is no crushing going on (seriously). John Wayne sat with his legs crossed the same way, as do many manly men. My Grandpa is the toughest, hard workingest guy from America's greatest generation, and he sits like that. The leg crossing stigma is retarded. The only guys that can't sit like that are fat guys or dudes with big legs... it has nothing to do with sexuality or package size. Ask my wife...

As far as the fashion stuff, I do agree with you on that, especially the back untucked deal.
:pop: :pop: :pop: :pop:

Ghey.

;)

C&CDean
12/11/2006, 03:28 PM
If I'm driving or going through the airport with both arms occupied, the headset is being used. If you're a person that is required by their job to constantly be available on the cell, it's not that "gay" or "stupid". In a restaurant or other area, I can understand the frustration by onlookers (fortunately I don't do this). However, I think most people do tend to raise their voices while on the cell phone. It's not a conscious thing, but just something that people do to try to counter the cell phone noise.

I'm with Mike on the chopsticks. I use them any time they're available in a Chinese restaurant, especially sushi. I use them at my house when I'm by myself b/c I really think eating certain foods is better with chopsticks.

I sit with my legs crossed... I always have. It's comfortable. My package hangs below the fold created by my two thighs, so there is no crushing going on (seriously). John Wayne sat with his legs crossed the same way, as do many manly men. My Grandpa is the toughest, hard workingest guy from America's greatest generation, and he sits like that. The leg crossing stigma is retarded. The only guys that can't sit like that are fat guys or dudes with big legs... it has nothing to do with sexuality or package size. Ask my wife...

As far as the fashion stuff, I do agree with you on that, especially the back untucked deal.
:pop: :pop: :pop: :pop:

So, what you're saying is that you're a flamer's flamer huh? NTTAWWT.

1. Even owning one of those headsets is like owning a gay porno movie.

2. Why is it only the yuppy-looking geeks are the ones who think the sticks are cool?

3. My dad crosses his legs like a chick. And at 80, he'd still give me a run for my money. But it's still gay. And it ****ing hurts.

NormanPride
12/11/2006, 03:32 PM
I use chopsticks when it would be rude not to and when I would have to ask for western silverware otherwise. But not to eat fried rice.. that's just stupid.

Clever Trevor
12/11/2006, 03:33 PM
http://ruthlessreviews.com/pics2/godfather2.jpg

tbl
12/11/2006, 03:38 PM
I don't own a bluetooth... I'm old school with the wire hanging, so I'm not cool in anybodies book. Again, the only time the headset exits the car is if I know I'm going to be carrying luggage, briefcase, etc. Other than that, I tend to agree (though I don't really care if people want to use them).

Chicks don't think chopsticks are cool. I think it's probably uncool to use them, but I like to so I don't care what others think.

I think the leg crossing problem comes down to over sized balls and an undersized penis. It's common, so don't think you're alone. :D

TexasLidig8r
12/11/2006, 03:46 PM
I do NOT own a bluetooth...

Chopsticks are used for sushi, sashimi, Thai food, Vietnamese food... eating slower is actually supposed to be healthier... but nothing else.

Legs crossing... I was taught, if you have to cross your legs, the ankle goes on top of the knee and NOT like women cross their legs... first time I saw it.. an old, (well, then a new) episode of the Dick Van Dyke show and ole DVD was throwing down the woman "cross legged" look.. I think it looked kind of.. well.. dumb.

See, discussion of it... here...

http://forum.wordreference.com/archive/index.php/t-95704.html

Harry Beanbag
12/11/2006, 03:49 PM
I used to work with a guy that not only crossed his legs like a chick, but wrapped his foot around the other ankle to top it off. We always wondered if he had nuts, but maybe he was just hung like tbl. :)

Mjcpr
12/11/2006, 03:49 PM
I ate Thai food Saturday and they had forks on the table for us white breads.

tbl
12/11/2006, 03:51 PM
I used to work with a guy that not only crossed his legs like a chick, but wrapped his foot around the other ankle to top it off. We always wondered if he had nuts, but maybe he was just hung like tbl. :)
Maybe it's just my flexible scrotum... :)

C&CDean
12/11/2006, 03:52 PM
I ate Thai food Saturday and they had forks on the table for us white breads.

****in' A!!

C&CDean
12/11/2006, 03:52 PM
Maybe it's just my non-existent scrotum... :)

Bummer.

tbl
12/11/2006, 03:54 PM
My theory holds water... I see some serious scrote envy coming out.

TUSooner
12/11/2006, 04:06 PM
Dude, you cannot eat anything faster with sticks than I can with a fork or my fingers. I can use the sticks too, but I burn more calories than I'm intaking. Why in the hell do you think asians are so thin? That's right, they burn their calories using those ****ing sticks.

That's the only reason I ever eat with chop sticks - to slow me down.

I walk around talking to myself without a phone. Maybe I should get one as a cover for my schizophrenia.

My nads hurt just thinking about that girly leg crossing thing.

tbl
12/11/2006, 04:09 PM
Again... small scrotum.

colleyvillesooner
12/11/2006, 04:10 PM
Again... small scrotum.

you're pretty obsessed with commenting about other people's sacks. Just sayin'...

C&CDean
12/11/2006, 04:11 PM
Maybe tbl has a point. He's got a huge scrote, with tiny balls inside. Otherwise, he'd smash them whilst crossing his legs chicka style.

I just tried it here in my office. You're gonna have to give me a minute for the nausea to subside...

colleyvillesooner
12/11/2006, 04:13 PM
Maybe tbl has a point. He's got a huge scrote, with tiny balls inside. Otherwise, he'd smash them whilst crossing his legs chicka style.

I just tried it here in my office. You're gonna have to give me a minute for the nausea to subside...

Yet another thing that would have been REALLY FUNNY on the TV SHOW!!!!

picasso
12/11/2006, 04:19 PM
I don't get it tbl. do you have a hole in your chair or something for your enormous sack to hang through? otherwise you're still sitting/squashing them.

OhU1
12/11/2006, 04:28 PM
I like using the sticks, but only use them at home when I'm eating the Asian chow. It slows me down and I savor the food more.

I'll bet the flaming metrosexual Dean saw had a fake "cool" laugh going on while he talked to himself on the ear dildo.

achiro
12/11/2006, 04:41 PM
I just tried it here in my office.
Now there's a visual that had me roflmao:D :D :D

tbl
12/11/2006, 05:03 PM
I don't get it tbl. do you have a hole in your chair or something for your enormous sack to hang through? otherwise you're still sitting/squashing them.
I'm doing it right now, so let me try to break it down...
Right now, the whole package is pushed up to produce quite an impressive topside bulge. Matter of fact, I think this is how it happens most of the time. Before you cross, you sometimes have to position everything with your hand. Again, I have skinny legs so I'm not creating a vice every time the legs go together.

Now I'm pulling a splitter. The left side is down and the right side is up. This one wasn't planned, but it's also not completely uncomfortable either. and.... there goes the left one up to the top. Now we're back to topside bulge.

I tried it with the boys going down while the Cap'n is up top and you are correct that it's not the most comfortable position, b/c they'll ultimately go back to the top. I haven't ever dissecting my package whilst sitting cross legged, so I assumed it went back all the time. It seems as though no matter which way I start out, they end up migrating up to the surface.

YWIA :D

olevetonahill
12/11/2006, 05:04 PM
Hell I sit with my legs spread . Dont want to squash, my blues brothers

BlondeSoonerGirl
12/11/2006, 05:06 PM
Whoo-boy, am I learning a lot from this thread.

tbl
12/11/2006, 05:09 PM
You're welcome!

achiro
12/11/2006, 05:09 PM
Whoo-boy, am I learning a lot from this thread.
me too, tbl is ghey, who knew?:D

Frozen Sooner
12/11/2006, 05:11 PM
Frankly, I don't think I even can cross one leg over the other chick style without permanent damage. I got big legs.

I will continue to use chopsticks as appropriate, however. I don't know why people find eating rice with them so difficult. Raise bowl to mouth and shovel away. Easy.

And I do own a bluetooth thing, but I've never used it. Came with the phone.

Howzit
12/11/2006, 05:26 PM
Sumo wrasslers poosh 'em up inside

Me too. It's the only way I've been able to find that allows me to cross my legs like a chick.

Stoop Dawg
12/11/2006, 05:36 PM
And we wonder why Oklahomans are considered backwoods rednecks.

Don't mistake your lack of dexterity with some design flaw in the chopsticks.

49r
12/11/2006, 05:45 PM
A couple of my most irritating pet peeves happened simultaneously at lunch today. If you are one of these people, I promise you, you are NOT cool...So, if you do all three of these things, especially simultaneously, you are geek.

...bitch bitch bitch...


You sure you aren't a woman?



(better put one of these in here... ;) )

1stTimeCaller
12/11/2006, 05:51 PM
And we wonder why Oklahomans are considered backwoods rednecks.

Don't mistake your lack of dexterity with some design flaw in the chopsticks.

The design is fine. it's just ancient technology. The stagecoach was a fine design but I'd rather go to town in my Chevy.

Miko
12/11/2006, 06:13 PM
As I understand it, sushi (actually nagiri, sushi refers to the rice, not the fish) was invented for the same reason the sandwich was.

The Earl of Sandwich (As in the Sandwich Islands later to become Hawaii - Help me out Homey, am I close on this part?) ordered a servant to slap some roastbeef on bread so he could eat while continuing to play cards.

Sushi was invented (without the input of the Earl) to allow one to eat with one hand while still gambling.

So...sushi is finger food. That's why it was invented. It is perfectly acceptable to pick your hamachi up with your fingers. (just dip it in the soy sauce-should you choose- fish side down.)

This concludes the Soonerfans diatribe on culinary history. We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.








So, how about those ghey fag ghey people who are different than us, huh? Are they ghey fagity-type ghey faggots or what? NTTAWWI.

Stoop Dawg
12/11/2006, 06:20 PM
The design is fine. it's just ancient technology. The stagecoach was a fine design but I'd rather go to town in my Chevy.

And the fork and spoon are new? Chopsticks offer leverage, a fork requires that you either be able to scoop under the food or just stab right through it (thus squishing the contents all over your plate).

A fork is certainly useful in all kinds of situations. I would even go so far as to say it is, in general, the superior utensil. But to claim that chopsticks have no use whatsoever is just stupid. But that's about par around here, so what should I expect?

Stoop Dawg
12/11/2006, 06:22 PM
So, how about those ghey fag ghey people who are different than us, huh? Are they ghey fagity-type ghey faggots or what? NTTAWWI.

I say we drop a nuke on 'em. That'll show 'em.

BudSooner
12/11/2006, 06:23 PM
Dang, guess i'm effing cool then. who knew?

Frozen Sooner
12/11/2006, 06:26 PM
[QUOTE=Miko]As I understand it, sushi (actually nagiri, sushi refers to the rice, not the fish) was invented for the same reason the sandwich was.

The Earl of Sandwich (As in the Sandwich Islands later to become Hawaii - Help me out Homey, am I close on this part?) ordered a servant to slap some roastbeef on bread so he could eat while continuing to play cards.

Sushi was invented (without the input of the Earl) to allow one to eat with one hand while still gambling.

So...sushi is finger food. That's why it was invented. It is perfectly acceptable to pick your hamachi up with your fingers. (just dip it in the soy sauce-should you choose- fish side down.)

This concludes the Soonerfans diatribe on culinary history. We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.
QUOTE]

Sushi actually refers to the dish itself, while nigiri-sushi is the type of sushi found most often in the US. Sushi itself dates back to the eary first millenium in China, and was a method of preserving fish where rice was not used at all.

Nigiri-sushi was a fast food very prevalent in Edo up until the time of the big ol' earthquake. When the earthquake wiped out big chunk of the city, the sushi-stand operators moved inside.

Yes, it's perfectly acceptable to eat sushi with your hands. I find it kind of sloppy and it doesn't bother me to use chopsticks. Then again, I'm already below the salt because I mix wasabi in my soy sauce.

StoopTroup
12/11/2006, 06:29 PM
This thread is worthless without pics.

NO WAIT !!! Don't DO IT ! ! !

soonerboomer93
12/11/2006, 06:30 PM
You eat fried rice with a spoon, not a fork or chopsticks.

Chop sticks should be used only if there's actually sticky rice


oh, and I used chop sticks to eat my lunch, and dinner yesterday. Metal ones, not those wooden ones either.

handcrafted
12/11/2006, 06:31 PM
Yeah, you're not *supposed* to mix wasabi in your soy sauce, but I do and so does everyone else I know who eats sushi. The folks at Gaijin in Norman, while good, do not put wasabi *in* the nigiri (or if they do it's not much).

Nigiri = finger food
sushi rolls = better off with the sticks

Frozen Sooner
12/11/2006, 06:34 PM
They don't put the wasabi in the nigiri?

That's a use for a chopstick right there-jabbing it right through the so-called sushi chef's eye.

I guess they're working on the auto-condiment model. A while ago a major fast-food chain stopped salting their fries because they figured people were just going to salt them when they got to the table anyhow, and they'd save money on salt.

Sucks for me-I generally have to go with low-sodium soy sauce these days. :

proud gonzo
12/11/2006, 06:40 PM
wait--I use chopsticks sometimes. I don't at pad thai, because they give you silverware. But if you have to ask for silverware, I use chopsticks. Actually, I use chopsticks in the kitchen quite often. Does that make me gay, Dean? ;)

stoops the eternal pimp
12/11/2006, 06:41 PM
I was in a mens room a few weeks ago and this guy walked in with his bluetooth on his ear either making a big money deal or pretending to(I pick this one) So I walked up to the stall next to where he was and just started flushing the thing over and over and over again. Everybody except that guy in the mens room thought it was funny

SoonerStormchaser
12/11/2006, 07:00 PM
Dammit Dean, I do all three! In fact, I'm talking to the future Mrs. SoonerStormchaser right now on my bluetooth.

Does that earn me a "NOT COOL" title on my profile?

Frozen Sooner
12/11/2006, 07:01 PM
wait--I use chopsticks sometimes. I don't at pad thai, because they give you silverware. But if you have to ask for silverware, I use chopsticks. Actually, I use chopsticks in the kitchen quite often. Does that make me gay, Dean? ;)

:hot:

BudSooner
12/11/2006, 07:19 PM
I was in a mens room a few weeks ago and this guy walked in with his bluetooth on his ear either making a big money deal or pretending to(I pick this one) So I walked up to the stall next to where he was and just started flushing the thing over and over and over again. Everybody except that guy in the mens room thought it was funny
See, it's at this point where I would cleanse my colon the old fashioned way and then blurt out "It's 3point shot, and the crowd goes wild!!!!'


But that's just me.;)

Harry Beanbag
12/11/2006, 07:39 PM
I'm doing it right now, so let me try to break it down...
Right now, the whole package is pushed up to produce quite an impressive topside bulge. Matter of fact, I think this is how it happens most of the time. Before you cross, you sometimes have to position everything with your hand. Again, I have skinny legs so I'm not creating a vice every time the legs go together.

Now I'm pulling a splitter. The left side is down and the right side is up. This one wasn't planned, but it's also not completely uncomfortable either. and.... there goes the left one up to the top. Now we're back to topside bulge.

I tried it with the boys going down while the Cap'n is up top and you are correct that it's not the most comfortable position, b/c they'll ultimately go back to the top. I haven't ever dissecting my package whilst sitting cross legged, so I assumed it went back all the time. It seems as though no matter which way I start out, they end up migrating up to the surface.

YWIA :D


Oh man! How'd you get the beans above the frank?

Zbird
12/11/2006, 09:25 PM
So, what you're saying is that you're a flamer's flamer huh? NTTAWWT.

1. Even owning one of those headsets is like owning a gay porno movie.

2. Why is it only the yuppy-looking geeks are the ones who think the sticks are cool?

3. My dad crosses his legs like a chick. And at 80, he'd still give me a run for my money. But it's still gay. And it ****ing hurts.

"The only guys that can't sit like that are fat guys or dudes with big legs."

Heh!

Stoop Dawg
12/11/2006, 11:08 PM
Nothing says "cool" like being a moderator on an internet message board. :cool:

Mongo
12/11/2006, 11:17 PM
And we wonder why Oklahomans are considered backwoods rednecks.

Don't mistake your lack of dexterity with some design flaw in the chopsticks.

I really dont think other people think Oklahoma is a backwoods redneck due to their lack of use of chopsticks, but maybe they think we are backwoods rednecks since the state has a boatload of backwoods rednecks.

Soonerus
12/11/2006, 11:35 PM
Bluetooth is a necessity while driving...men crossing legs like women is not natural...

tbl
12/11/2006, 11:36 PM
When did we stop talking about scrote???

:D :D :D :D :D :D

I've been cracking up reading this one... Good stuff...

tbl
12/11/2006, 11:38 PM
men crossing legs like women is not natural...
Like I said, tell that to John Wayne and a majority of the men from the greatest generation America has ever produced, sissy boy. What with your big legs and tight taint. :D

Boarder
12/11/2006, 11:53 PM
I thought you were just supposed to put the wasabi in the soy sauce. And, after using lite soy sauce, I can't stand regular anymore.

But, I really really like California Rolls so I'm a sushi poser anyway.

Soonerus
12/11/2006, 11:59 PM
Like I said, tell that to John Wayne and a majority of the men from the greatest generation America has ever produced, sissy boy. What with your big legs and tight taint. :D


just not comfortable...that's it....

Frozen Sooner
12/12/2006, 12:00 AM
Sushi aficionados will tell you that mixing wasabi in is gauche. Personally, I don't give a damn. Wasabi+soy=magical goodness.

Mongo
12/12/2006, 12:02 AM
Sushi aficionados will tell you that mixing wasabi in is gauche. Personally, I don't give a damn. Wasabi+soy=magical nose burning goodness.


I agree

Boarder
12/12/2006, 12:23 AM
If I worried about all the poser things I do I'd just stay worried constantly.

william_brasky
12/12/2006, 01:19 AM
I wanna punch something just reading about the guy.

Effers just talking on a cell loudly and for more than 30 second tick me off. Throw in the earpiece thing and trendy hairdo, glasses, and clothing and you get ******rocket deluxe.

When I go to Dallas to visit friends I see this type of ********* everywhere.

Is genocide wrong in all cases?

SicEmBaylor
12/12/2006, 01:59 AM
I was guilty of #3 while reading this thread.
_________

Dean's conduct kind of reminds me of something that happened a couple of years ago. It was the summer in Waco and I drove back up to OK and brought my sister down to stay with me for a couple of weeks. We went to eat at Applebees for lunch one day and I get a call on my cell phone. Well, the call only lasted a couple of minutes and then I hung up. There was an old geezer with his wife sitting behind us and he says really loud, "I don't know why these damned kids have to go into restaurants with their cellular phones like they're somebody important or something."

Well, this kind of ****ed me off...

The guy then goes on a tangent to his wife about "those damned Baylor kids who walk around everywhere thinking they own the world" and about how much he enjoys working at Mclennan Community College (the local CC) and how great the students at MCC are (they're actually a bunch of high school drop out GED wielding drug pushers). Anywhoo, I was still ****ed about the cell phone thing so I tell my sister very loudly so this guy can hear, "Now SicEmSis if you end up coming to school at Baylor you have to remember not to associate with the riff raff and rabble at MCC. They're bad news and unless they're giving you a burger and fries it's best to stay away."

Well that really ****ed the guy off...gave me nasty looks until he left.

Penguin
12/12/2006, 03:03 AM
This sh!t gets 4 stars?



My Man flops thread gets none?



Go to hell, Deano

Penguin
12/12/2006, 03:11 AM
Any "man" who wears flip flops is a fag.


Period.



There is no argument.

Octavian
12/12/2006, 03:14 AM
square-tipped fag shoes?

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/5483/ps404kp0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

SicEmBaylor
12/12/2006, 03:23 AM
Any "man" who wears flip flops is a fag.


Period.



There is no argument.

:mad:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/SicEmBaylor/Grilling.jpg

soonerboomer93
12/12/2006, 09:16 AM
once again, Sic 'em steps up to prove you correct penguin

C&CDean
12/12/2006, 09:18 AM
Nothing says "cool" like being a moderator on an internet message board. :cool:

Or being the resident yuppy Alec Baldwin wannabe.

tbl
12/12/2006, 10:13 AM
Sushi aficionados will tell you that mixing wasabi in is gauche. Personally, I don't give a damn. Wasabi+soy=magical goodness.
Absolutely. Why take the extra step of spreading the wasabi over each individual piece when I can make a nice blended medley in the soy bowl?

and yes, lite soy is the only way to go. It's much better than the regular (and better for you)

So now flip flops are gay too??? Dang it! Fortunately my $3 pair broke before winter hit...

C&CDean
12/12/2006, 10:16 AM
No, flip-flops are NOT gay. All thise wasabi talk is though.

mrowl
12/12/2006, 10:18 AM
wasabi!!!

http://www.evilchili.com/media_content/media_content_display_image/ataVcPgn93.jpg

tbl
12/12/2006, 10:21 AM
No, flip-flops are NOT gay. All thise wasabi talk is though.
Good, b/c as soon as they're back in stock, I'm shelling out another $3, regardless if they're gay or not.

Should we get back to discussing testicle size??? Would that make it more manly for ya? ;) ;)

picasso
12/12/2006, 10:34 AM
there's a roll @ ITR in Tulsa called Some Like It Hot. it's got a few things in it and is covered generously with cayenne pepper. add that to the wasabi mix and it's an eye watering religious experience.

tbl
12/12/2006, 10:46 AM
If you want a guaranteed good roll, go for a volcano or anything with "crunch" in it. Man I want some sushi...

OU4LIFE
12/12/2006, 11:03 AM
Good, b/c as soon as they're back in stock, I'm shelling out another $3, regardless if they're gay or not.

Should we get back to discussing testicle size??? Would that make it more manly for ya? ;) ;)

this should draw howzit in in no time.

Miko
12/12/2006, 11:18 AM
So you're saying red-neck fags put wassabi on their scrote and it gives them blue teeth??????? :eek:

Makes me glad I didn't take the time to read this thread thoroughly! :D

C&CDean
12/12/2006, 11:54 AM
So you're saying red-neck fags put wassabi on their scrote and it gives them blue teeth??????? :eek:

Makes me glad I didn't take the time to read this thread thoroughly! :D

That's pretty much it in a nutsack.

Stoop Dawg
12/12/2006, 12:01 PM
Or being the resident yuppy Alec Baldwin wannabe.

Like you wouldn't give your left nut for Alec's hair. C'mon, no one's buying it.....

C&CDean
12/12/2006, 12:02 PM
Like you wouldn't give your left nut for Alec's hair. C'mon, no one's buying it.....

Or an opportunity to do Kim Basinger?

Stoop Dawg
12/12/2006, 12:17 PM
Or an opportunity to do Kim Basinger?

Or to be so politically savvy?

Oh, wait a minute, errr........

proud gonzo
12/12/2006, 12:26 PM
http://www.asianmediawatch.net/teamamerica/images/ta_fag_me.jpg

OU4LIFE
12/12/2006, 01:02 PM
You can't out act me kid, so don't even try

Penguin
12/12/2006, 04:30 PM
I hate manflops! :mad: