Well, on the bright side, I lost six pounds.

[Frozen Sooner]

On the down side, it happened in 24 hours.

I feel like crap and can't skip work today. I've got too much stuff that has to get done. This ought to be fun.

Doc, can you recommend anything besides chugging pepto-bismol and gatorade?

[Mongo]

imodium, take it, saves you from baboon ***.

[1stTimeCaller]

that sucks man. Did you blow Chunks?

[Frozen Sooner]

that sucks man. Did you blow Chunks?

I don't even have a dog.

[Mjcpr]

that sucks man. Did you blow Chunks?

No, dumas, he was sick....caint you read?

[crawfish]

that sucks man. Did you blow Steve?

Sicko. :mad:

[Mjcpr]

Have you checked for Jesus yet?

[GottaHavePride]

FROZE! Do NOT build a WALL out of your own FECES! It is a BAD IDEA!

[Frozen Sooner]

FROZE! Do NOT build a WALL out of your own FECES! It is a BAD IDEA!

Well, for one, this statement is false. Building a wall of feces is always a good idea.

On the other hand, I'm gonna need some cement mix or something to make a wall outta this.

[Mongo]

I have been takin augmentin(antibiotic) and the doc told me there is a possibility of the poopies. Possibility= 100%. Been taken imodium to dam up the flow, but now my body is a finely tuned, yet funny, orchestra.

[OUDoc]

Imodium AD will help. 2 pills to start, then 1 after every liqui-poop. Keep drinking gatorade. See your doctor if it's not better in a day or two.
Good luck, we're all counting on you.

[Mjcpr]

Is your toothbrush anywhere near your toilet? When you start spray painting, that **** can land anywhere.

[1stTimeCaller]

errbody likes their own brand

[OU4LIFE]

so, ole Mike has teh a s s thunder?


sweeeet.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

'Foam'.

Heh.

[Czar Soonerov]

Why do they call it Imodium AD when it's initials are AP?

[Frozen Sooner]

Imodium AD will help. 2 pills to start, then 1 after every liqui-poop. Keep drinking gatorade. See your doctor if it's not better in a day or two.
Good luck, we're all counting on you.

Thank you, sir.

The frequency is abating a bit, but I think that may be because there's nothing there.

I'll run to the store to get some imodium in a little bit. I used to take that stuff on a prescription basis for ulcerative colitis, and yeah, it works goooood.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I know a guy that takes it when he goes snow skiing so that he won't have to come down off the mountain, take off all his gear and dookie.

[OUDoc]

I know a guy that takes it when he goes snow skiing so that he won't have to come down off the mountain, take off all his gear and dookie.
Are you "that guy", BSG?

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Nuh-uh. I work with him. And he's very serious about the snow skiiing.

:les: PACKED POWDER IN MY COLON!!!

[Frozen Sooner]

I know a guy that takes it when he goes snow skiing so that he won't have to come down off the mountain, take off all his gear and dookie.

A real man would just crap in the woods. Sure, wiping with pine boughs is a little rough, but that's only because 2-ply has sissified him.

[yermom]

get the tablets though... the liquid is about the most vile thing i have ever injested :eek:

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

A real man would just crap in the woods. Sure, wiping with pine boughs is a little rough, but that's only because 2-ply has sissified him.

His gripe was taking all his jillion layers of clothes off. And he didn't wanna lose 30 minutes of the ski day.

Yes...I know...I know.

[Mjcpr]

PQ is such a bastard for loving the slopes.

[OUDoc]

PQ is such a bastard for loving the slopes.
And hating his colon.

[Frozen Sooner]

OK, washing down some imodium with a gallon of gatorade right now.

Not to be confused with haterade, which is what I'm going to drink when I hang out with Doleo.

[Mixer!]

Why do they call it Imodium AD when it's initials are AP?
I laughed. :twinkies:

[Sooner_Bob]

Where's the link to that hot tub video when you need it.

[BudSooner]

On the other hand, I'm gonna need some cement mix or something to make a wall outta this.


****crete?:D

[Frozen Sooner]

UPDATE:

Feeling much better. Doc gives good advice. Which, you know, is probably why he does this for a living.

[dolemitesooner]

OK, washing down some imodium with a gallon of gatorade right now.

Not to be confused with haterade, which is what I'm going to drink when I hang out with Doleo.
When are we hanging out?

[Frozen Sooner]

In Glendale, beyonce. :dolemite:

[GottaHavePride]

This thread just went from craptacular to pimptacular.