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crawfish
12/11/2006, 11:32 AM
http://www.nypost.com/seven/12102006/news/regionalnews/man_trapped_4_days_regionalnews_frank_ryan.htm


MAN TRAPPED 4 DAYS

December 10, 2006 -- Police and firefighters yesterday rescued a Long Island man who had been trapped in his bedroom for four days after piling up a 7-foot-high mountain made up of bags of his own feces, jars of urine and other debris.

An officer responded to Charles Ruoff's dilapidated home in Centerport around 3:30 a.m. after receiving an anonymous 911 call asking police to check up on the 64-year-old veteran who hadn't been seen in days.

As he explored the house, the cop heard Ruoff calling weakly from a second-floor bedroom where he had walled himself in with a mountain of his own filth. He said he had been trapped since Tuesday.

The Centerport Fire Department freed Ruoff using heavy rescue equipment.

Ruoff was taken to the Veterans Administration Hospital in Northport where he was treated for dehydration, hypothermia, bedsores and general weakness, Suffolk County Police Commissioner Richard Donner said.

OUDoc
12/11/2006, 11:34 AM
What the hell did he eat?

BlondeSoonerGirl
12/11/2006, 11:38 AM
Why did he do that?

Could he not get to the terlet?

Boomer.....
12/11/2006, 11:38 AM
He built the wall of crap, but couldn't get out?

crawfish
12/11/2006, 11:41 AM
He built the wall of crap, but couldn't get out?


Wow! When you put it that way, I can completely relate to him. Freaking software development. :D

Mjcpr
12/11/2006, 11:50 AM
I bet he weighs in excess of 400lbs.

Mongo
12/11/2006, 11:53 AM
I read that story yesterday and envisioned an SOS on soonerfans.com from Olevet: "Need help, sealed myself in room with feces, bring a twelve pack when you come and get me."

Partial Qualifier
12/11/2006, 12:06 PM
That's a crappy way to be immobilized.

BlondeSoonerGirl
12/11/2006, 12:12 PM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

NormanPride
12/11/2006, 12:24 PM
I bet the rescuers were pi$$ed.

frankensooner
12/11/2006, 12:29 PM
My sister told me of some nice girls she met in college. She went to their dorm room and there were jars of fecal matter all over the place. She asked them why and they said they like the smell and feel of each others stuff. She ran away and didn't look back.

Widescreen
12/11/2006, 12:56 PM
Ruoff was taken to the Veterans Administration Hospital in Northport where he was treated for dehydration, hypothermia, bedsores and general weakness
If that's all they're treating him for, this episode is guaranteed to repeat.

olevetonahill
12/11/2006, 02:59 PM
I read that story yesterday and envisioned an SOS on soonerfans.com from Olevet: "Need help, sealed myself in room with feces, bring a twelve pack when you come and get me."
And some smoke :D
Sides Id just kick the **** out of that wall

sooneron
12/11/2006, 03:07 PM
I read that story yesterday and envisioned an SOS on soonerfans.com from Olevet: "Need help, sealed myself in room with feces, bring a twelve pack when you come and get me."
YMSSRA...:texan: