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Boarder
1/12/2004, 01:08 PM
If anyone is still interested, I finally located the box. We had all of our stuff in a 36ft enclosed gooseneck trailer. The box was up in the nose of the trailer, at the very front. It was probably the second box that I put in there. No wonder I couldn't find them.

Here's what is left:
XXL: 4
XL: 5
L: 5
M: 3

If anyone wants one, give me a PM. Soonertimes style. First come first serve.

Oh, XXL is $14, shipped, and the others are $12. The proceeds went to Phil for the betterment of Soonerfans.com.

bri
1/12/2004, 01:10 PM
Also, extremely flexible payment plans are available.

Right? ;)

Boarder
1/12/2004, 01:11 PM
Only for people with outstanding credit. And working knowledge of obscure geek rock.

SoonerAtKU
1/12/2004, 04:27 PM
Modest Mouse rules!!!

I'll talke a Large.

Just kidding.

Boarder
1/12/2004, 07:23 PM
OK, the XLs went like the proverbial hotcakes.

I now have 4 XXL, 5 L, and 3 M left.

Thanks, and happy bidding!

Oh, wait, not eBay. Sorry.

Sooner Schemer
1/12/2004, 10:18 PM
I'll trade you 2 Large unworn Sugar Bowl Tshirts for 1 Large.

Cam
1/12/2004, 10:19 PM
OK, the XLs went like the proverbial hotcakes.Damn, I'm too late.

bri
1/12/2004, 10:22 PM
But you're not too late to eat your way into a XXL.

Someone pass Cam the pie! :D

BigRedJed
1/12/2004, 10:24 PM
Damn, I'm too late.
I finally win at something! I'm now just the PENultimate loser, rather than the ultimate loser. Thanks, Wichita, for producing someone more pathetic than me!

bri
1/12/2004, 10:27 PM
Remember when 04 said he almost went to Wichita State on a bowling scholly?

Just think, if he had become a mighty Shocker bowler, then you'd just be the third most pathetic thing to come out of Wichita. :D

BigRedJed
1/12/2004, 10:27 PM
Oh yeah... ...nanny nanny boo boo!

Man, I could very easily pass for an LSU fan.

BigRedJed
1/12/2004, 10:29 PM
Remember when 04 said he almost went to Wichita State on a bowling scholly?

Just think, if he had become a mighty Shocker bowler, then you'd just be the third most pathetic thing to come out of Wichita. :D
At least they got a championship last year:
http://webs.wichita.edu/dt/beta.asp?u=bowling&p=index

bri
1/12/2004, 10:31 PM
Yeah, but can one national title really compare to seven IM football titles? He's a dynasty, dammit!

soonerboomer93
1/12/2004, 10:46 PM
are you sure you can't lose those until i can gaim meaningful employment

OU4LIFE
1/13/2004, 08:05 AM
I was on the waiting list for an XXL like FOREVAR ago.

:mad:

Boarder
1/13/2004, 12:20 PM
are you sure you can't lose those until i can gaim meaningful employment

You could wash my truck. :)

Cam, get a large. Then, it can fit tight and look good for the ladies.

OU4LIFE
1/13/2004, 12:55 PM
bri, using the logic above, you should get a large too.

Boarder
1/13/2004, 12:59 PM
I could wear a large, but I'd have to go around singing, "Fat guy in a liiittle shirt, fat guy in a liiittle shirt."

bri
1/13/2004, 01:02 PM
bri, using the logic above, you should get a large too.
Yes, because the five women who have yet to flee screaming, repelled by the very sight of me have just been waiting for a good reason to come along in a disturbingly small shirt.

Mjcpr
1/13/2004, 01:30 PM
OK, the XLs went like the proverbial hotcakes.

I now have 4 XXL, 5 L, and 3 M left.
So, I guess Bri-zilla isn't getting one? :D

Boarder
1/13/2004, 01:32 PM
Bri got one on the first go 'round. He has sported it proudly at a Soonerfans.com tailgate.

bri
1/13/2004, 01:56 PM
The very same tailgate that yielded the pics that led to the whole "Brizilla/Man-Wall" thing.

It's a vicious circle.

GottaHavePride
1/13/2004, 04:08 PM
I am now the proud owner of a Rock the Fock t-shirt. :D

Cam
1/13/2004, 04:31 PM
But you're not too late to eat your way into a XXL.

Someone pass Cam the pie! :DI tried to over the holidays. Every 10 minutes somebody was asking me if I'd like to something to eat. After the first 10 no's, you'd think they'd figure it out.

Oldnslo
1/13/2004, 04:31 PM
I know, from using my context clues, what the Fock is. I just don't know why? Help?

TIA.

Cam
1/13/2004, 04:32 PM
I finally win at something! I'm now just the PENultimate loser, rather than the ultimate loser. Thanks, Wichita, for producing someone more pathetic than me!If you got it because you're scanning for new threads every 10 minutes, does it really make you a winner? ;)

Cam
1/13/2004, 04:36 PM
I could wear a large, but I'd have to go around singing, "Fat guy in a liiittle shirt, fat guy in a liiittle shirt."That's why wear the XL's. Gotta hide the overlap.

Boarder
1/13/2004, 04:38 PM
GHP is now a proud Fock Rocker.

No more XL or XXL, now. A few L and M left.

Norm In Norman
1/13/2004, 04:46 PM
Do you think a medium would fit me?

Boarder
1/13/2004, 04:47 PM
Yes, but it would be UNBEARABLE!
UNBEARABLE, I TELL YOU!

RacerX
1/13/2004, 06:01 PM
Currently shuddering at the thought!

Enrico Palazo
1/13/2004, 09:12 PM
BlindCajun wanted one a while back. Don't forget about him.

OU4LIFE
1/14/2004, 10:16 AM
Norm, get a medium, then cut the bottom and the arms off.


sah-weet.

bri
1/14/2004, 10:58 AM
Dang. I was contemplating getting a back-up shirt.

Oh well, I guess I'll have to wait until the second run. ;)

GottaHavePride
1/14/2004, 04:03 PM
Norm, get a medium, then cut the bottom and the arms off.


sah-weet.
So he'd basically be wearing a neckhole?

OU4LIFE
1/15/2004, 01:18 PM
So he'd basically be wearing a neckhole?

Yes.

it's the next step in fashion.

neck holes.

Norm In Norman
1/15/2004, 02:22 PM
Yes, but it would be UNBEARABLE!
UNBEARABLE, I TELL YOU!


Unbearable? For me, or everyone else? Or both?

bri
1/15/2004, 02:23 PM
Well, you'd black out from the constriction, and we'd black out from the very sight of the whole episode.

It's not worth it, man. We can just time-share my XXL.

Norm In Norman
1/15/2004, 02:26 PM
I don't know, man. XXL T-shirts usually shrink up past my belly button. I'm not saying that boarder is selling crap or anything, but I only got one wear out of my Soonerfans shirt from 2001.

OU4LIFE
1/15/2004, 03:06 PM
are there rules for the time share?

I mean, I'm just asking for Norms sake.

BTW, small shirts like, succ and stuff.

TAFBSooner
1/15/2004, 04:38 PM
I know, from using my context clues, what the Fock is. I just don't know why? Help?

TIA.

The movie Meet the Parents had a character called Gaylord Focker. Shortly after the stadium name was sold out, err sold to the Gaylord Family, these two facts conjoined and transmogrified (on this very website) into our calling TGLF-OMS the "Fock."

Does it make sense? Not much. But it's still funny.

GottaHavePride
1/15/2004, 04:56 PM
Plus, Rock the Fock just sounds good. And bonus-points for use of a Calvin and Hobbes word on soonerfans. transmogrify... I had almost forgotten about that.

Boarder
1/15/2004, 05:48 PM
OH, no, they're top quality, Hanes Beefy Ts. You'll get three, maybe four wearings, at least!

bri
1/15/2004, 06:03 PM
I'm up to ten, myself, and I believe it's been well-documented that I'm a great big mountainous bear of a man-wall.

I'm not fat, though. I'm big-boned. :D

Penguin
11/8/2006, 07:22 PM
Got anymore shirts left?

bri
11/8/2006, 07:30 PM
Heh, good question. I need a new one to replace the one I set on fire after the loss to TCU last year. :D

proud gonzo
11/8/2006, 10:14 PM
CAn I get one of those in size "extra not fat" please?

Boarder
11/8/2006, 10:35 PM
Let me see what I have left.

OUAndy1807
11/8/2006, 10:36 PM
I'd like an XL, please.

Boarder
11/9/2006, 07:06 PM
OK, here's what I have left:

ONE XXL, which is technically spoken for by PM
ONE XL, which is spoken for by Andy, if he wants it.
Four L
Two M, which one would be spoken for by PG, if she wants it. That's the most comically small that I have.

I will bring them to the tailgate, if'n y'all want me to.

proud gonzo
11/9/2006, 07:13 PM
Well, I'm comically smaller than a medium, but I'll take it ;)

Penguin
11/9/2006, 07:18 PM
Hell, I dug this sumbitch up. I'll take a large.

Boarder
11/9/2006, 07:26 PM
What, you gonna be at the tailgate?

Penguin
11/9/2006, 07:34 PM
What, you gonna be at the tailgate?


No. I won't be in Norman until next year. :(



I guess I'll miss out on Rock-the-Fock-palooza.

Jimminy Crimson
11/9/2006, 08:42 PM
Mark me down for a large, :lwm:.

TIA!

OUAndy1807
11/9/2006, 09:40 PM
I'll take the XL

Boarder
11/9/2006, 10:43 PM
PG, Jimminy, and Andy are down for thiers.

proud gonzo
11/9/2006, 11:30 PM
pfff--Jimminy never shows up to tailgates :rolleyes:

bri
11/9/2006, 11:35 PM
Yeah he does...it's just after you have to go claw your way into the student section. :D

Czar Soonerov
11/9/2006, 11:52 PM
Mark me down for a L please...

Jimminy Crimson
11/10/2006, 03:59 AM
pfff--Jimminy never shows up to tailgates :rolleyes:

Dude, I'm always there!

I just elude you and your stealth camera hijinks. ;)