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Mjcpr
12/10/2006, 11:56 AM
While out and about town yesterday, I noticed that on the marquee at Night Trips is an announcement I think is intriguing to us all:
MIDGET STRIPPERS - JANUARY 25TH http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/icons/bsgtongue.gif
That's right, midget strippers. The boy managed to get a video on our phone of the sign as we went by. If I had a clue how to get a pic from there to here, I'd do it. :D
Tulsa > OKC
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
12/10/2006, 12:08 PM
You bitches better tip me well.
setem
12/10/2006, 12:14 PM
YES!
The Little Sisters will be at the Night Trips in OKC on the 24 and 26th of January!
Good luck getting in!
BeetDigger
12/10/2006, 12:17 PM
Good luck getting in!
I've never been in a midget. :D
Newbomb Turk
12/10/2006, 01:15 PM
MIDGET STRIPPERS - JANUARY 25TH
Tulsa > OKC
YES!
The Little Sisters will be at the Night Trips in OKC on the 24 and 26th of January!
OKC > Tulsa X2
OUinFLA
12/10/2006, 06:49 PM
I've never been in a midget. :D
it's a short experience. Howzit would enjoy it.
You bitches better tip me well.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Sooner Born Sooner Bred again.
I just don't spread it around like I used to I guess...
Frozen Sooner
12/11/2006, 05:12 PM
I can't stop blinking.
This may be the most awesomest thing ever. If they can get those midget strippers to serve bacon pizzas, the world might explode.
jk the sooner fan
12/11/2006, 05:22 PM
Pat - when you go, will you gather some info for me, to answer a question i've had for years
do midgets have normal sized girl parts?
Frozen Sooner
12/11/2006, 05:23 PM
Dude, five minutes of internet sleuthing will answer that question for you.
jk the sooner fan
12/11/2006, 05:25 PM
dude - it was just for the humor effect....i dont really want to know
BlondeSoonerGirl
12/11/2006, 05:27 PM
:les: THEY LIKE TO BE CALLED 'LITTLE PEOPLE'!!!
Frozen Sooner
12/11/2006, 05:27 PM
Dude, no kidding? Because I was really suggesting that you go looking for midget porn.
sooner_born_1960
12/11/2006, 05:28 PM
Normal sized, or proportionally normal?
jk the sooner fan
12/11/2006, 05:32 PM
wait,.......there's midget porn?
Frozen Sooner
12/11/2006, 05:33 PM
wait,.......there's midget porn?
Again, five minutes of internet sleuthing. ;)
Yes, there is. It's glorious.
jk the sooner fan
12/11/2006, 05:42 PM
It's glorious.
but on a smaller scale right?
Frozen Sooner
12/11/2006, 05:43 PM
Right. Like those mini-Reese's Peanut Butter cups you get sometimes. Sure, the bigger Peanut Butter Cups are better, but sometimes you just want a bit of chocolate-peanutbuttery goodness.
Midget porn is for those times when you only want to abuse yourself a little.
jk the sooner fan
12/11/2006, 05:50 PM
heh :)
What about Dwarves? Do they have miniature ladyparts? Or normal-sized?
Frozen Sooner
12/11/2006, 05:52 PM
What about Dwarves? Do they have miniature ladyparts? Or normal-sized?
It's impolite to enquire as to the sex of a dwarf. One assumes that they work it out amongst themselves and that there's functioning parts under the beards.
Mjcpr
12/11/2006, 06:42 PM
Which girly parts? The hoots? I hope it's the hoots because I'm not taking one of those stubby rulers you used to have in elementary school.
SoonerInKCMO
12/11/2006, 07:34 PM
Again, five minutes of internet sleuthing. ;)
Yes, there is. It's glorious.
Aah... I see Mike is familiar with Bridget The Midget. ;)
SoonerInKCMO
12/11/2006, 07:38 PM
On a related note, is anyone else having problems with the Night Trips website locking up their browser? :O
Okla-homey
12/11/2006, 08:28 PM
On a related note, is anyone else having problems with the Night Trips website locking up their browser? :O
It happens because they are downloading about forty gajillion little cookies and data miners so you can get pop-ups reminding you of all the sweet sexy goodness awaiting your clicky on various innerweb sites.
Aah... I see Mike is familiar with Bridget The Midget. ;)
Then Mike is also familiar with cringing.
Gah.
Mongo
12/11/2006, 09:36 PM
Read with the tune of Motley Crue's "Girls, girls, girls!"
Strip Club DJ: Ladies and gentleman, lets give a warm welcome to tonights featured entertainment. Here at Night Trips, we have caroused and aroused the finest little tail this side of the Mississippi. We have hot shin kickers, angry ankle biters, naughty kneecap busters, and little ladies with little bits.
We have Jetta, Miata, and Aveo to tempt your lil' wild side. So please show our guest performers how much we appreciate them with your tips.
And please do not cut or tear your dollar bills in half in reference to the ladies stature, show some class
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
12/11/2006, 11:45 PM
:les: THEY LIKE TO BE CALLED 'LITTLE PEOPLE'!!!Thanks for getting my back.
soonerboomer93
12/12/2006, 12:13 AM
It happens because they are downloading about forty gajillion little cookies and data miners so you can get pop-ups reminding you of all the sweet sexy goodness awaiting your clicky on various innerweb sites.
That would be a Yes then?
:pop:
toast
12/12/2006, 09:58 AM
I'm assuming they like their tips in small bills.
Okla-homey
12/12/2006, 10:04 AM
That would be a Yes then?
:pop:
I went there once to check it out (the site), afterwards, I noticed my 'puter was slower. I ran ad-aware. It discovered in the range of forty miners. No kiddin'
Norm In Norman
12/12/2006, 10:51 AM
While out and about town yesterday, I noticed that on the marquee at Night Trips is an announcement I think is intriguing to us all:
MIDGET STRIPPERS - JANUARY 25TH http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/icons/bsgtongue.gif
That's right, midget strippers. The boy managed to get a video on our phone of the sign as we went by. If I had a clue how to get a pic from there to here, I'd do it. :D
Tulsa > OKC
That's my birthday and I can't quite think of a better way to celebrate. Too bad I live in Norman.
Boomer.....
12/12/2006, 10:55 AM
There's always Sugars. ;)
Mjcpr
12/12/2006, 10:56 AM
That's my birthday and I can't quite think of a better way to celebrate. Too bad I live in Norman.
Somebody said they were going to be in OKC for a couple of days, maybe you could make one of those shows.
:D
BeetDigger
12/13/2006, 12:30 AM
Somebody said they were going to be in OKC for a couple of days, maybe you could make one of those shows.
:D
But then he would have to change his user name.
silverwheels
12/13/2006, 03:29 AM
Somebody said they were going to be in OKC for a couple of days, maybe you could make one of those shows.
:D
Who's going with me?
Okla-homey
12/13/2006, 06:50 AM
Who's going with me?
Out.
Those "Mini-me"-esque "sausage" fingers are a turn-off for me.;)
BoogercountySooner
12/13/2006, 09:35 AM
Somebody said they were going to be in OKC for a couple of days, maybe you could make one of those shows.
:D
Where idi you hear this? Down at the Midget crossdressers hall?:)
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