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Boffingham
12/9/2006, 07:12 PM
I just bought the Sweatshirt...

2001 - No sweatshirt - Win
2002 - No sweatshirt - Win
2003 - Sweatshirt - Loss
2004 - Sweatshirt - Loss
2005 - No sweatshirt - Win
2006 - Sweatshirt - ??

Newbomb Turk
12/9/2006, 07:19 PM
thanks!
:mad:

OUAndy1807
12/9/2006, 07:29 PM
I just bought the Sweatshirt...

2001 - No sweatshirt - Win
2002 - No sweatshirt - Win
2003 - Sweatshirt - Loss
2004 - Sweatshirt - Loss
2005 - No sweatshirt - Win
2006 - Sweatshirt - ??
why not just wait until after the game when they go on sale?

Stitch Face
12/9/2006, 07:33 PM
Reverse mojo?

TopDawg
12/9/2006, 07:41 PM
If it'd have been me, I would've realised the trend in '04 and we'd have one more National Title under our belt.

You're selfish.

The Ensuing Kickoff
12/9/2006, 07:41 PM
Thanks for doing your part.

Traitor.

StoopTroup
12/9/2006, 07:57 PM
My Wife bought me a really nice Orange Bowl polo type golf shirt when we got killed by suc....

I got a long sleeve t-shirt after the Rose and nothing for the Holiday Bowl.

I should be safe as long as we stay away from Dillards I think.

olevetonahill
12/9/2006, 07:58 PM
Your such a bastage

85sooners
12/9/2006, 08:07 PM
****!

goingoneight
12/9/2006, 08:13 PM
Because aggy sad so...

Blues1
12/9/2006, 08:14 PM
burn It............................ :)

StoopTroup
12/9/2006, 08:17 PM
I forgot to mention the Orange Bowl shirt was burned I guess...

As soon as the game was over I borrowed a shirt from my brother and the OB shirt was gone forever...

BajaOklahoma
12/9/2006, 08:45 PM
You are all banned and must turn in your fan card. :mad:

Miko
12/9/2006, 08:49 PM
No need to panic here, folks. This is a simple task: all you must do is reverse the mojo and ward off all evil joss.

(1.) Simply purchase (Shanghai, steal, entrap, whatever) a fluffy orange cat. MUST BE ORANGE!

(2.) Dress (or at least bundle) the cat in the offending shirt. Feed it to a python large enough to eat it quickly.

(3.) Immediately burn the snake in a suitably large enough fire, while dancing naked around the fire.

(4.) Prepare a LARGE adult beverage (Wild Turkey and Jack Daniel's seem to work best, but clear spirits will work IF you have enough) and drink this from a lucky (or at least NOT un-lucky) OU cup/mug/glass/cooler/trashcan while (5.) soaking your feet in zebra blood and
(6.) watching a replay of the 1985 Orange Bowl.

That should pretty much do it.

Miko
12/9/2006, 08:54 PM
I forgot to mention:

Avoid gin. Gin seems to have minimal affect on mojo at best.

Go easy on the mescal. A trashcan or two of mescal can cause the spirt of DKRoyal to appear and pull the burning snake from the fire and put it in the neighbors shrubs. He can also damage your tape of the '85 OB!!

Texas Golfer
12/9/2006, 09:06 PM
I just bought the Sweatshirt...

2001 - No sweatshirt - Win
2002 - No sweatshirt - Win
2003 - Sweatshirt - Loss
2004 - Sweatshirt - Loss
2005 - No sweatshirt - Win
2006 - Sweatshirt - ??

If we lose, you should be banned for life!

SouthFortySooner
12/9/2006, 09:22 PM
pffft... its overconfidence and media bias.

meoveryouxinfinity
12/9/2006, 09:29 PM
Jesus H. Christ, why not skip the sweatshirt and buy an effing tshirt or something?!

yermom
12/9/2006, 09:36 PM
No need to panic here, folks. This is a simple task: all you must do is reverse the mojo and ward off all evil joss.

(1.) Simply purchase (Shanghai, steal, entrap, whatever) a fluffy orange cat. MUST BE ORANGE!

(2.) Dress (or at least bundle) the cat in the offending shirt. Feed it to a python large enough to eat it quickly.

(3.) Immediately burn the snake in a suitably large enough fire, while dancing naked around the fire.

(4.) Prepare a LARGE adult beverage (Wild Turkey and Jack Daniel's seem to work best, but clear spirits will work IF you have enough) and drink this from a lucky (or at least NOT un-lucky) OU cup/mug/glass/cooler/trashcan while (5.) soaking your feet in zebra blood and
(6.) watching a replay of the 1985 Orange Bowl.

That should pretty much do it.

watching us lose to Washington will help mojo? :confused:

Miko
12/9/2006, 09:48 PM
I have it labled the '85 OB as it followed the '85 season. It was actually played in Jan 86.

OU over penn state.

Jamelle to KJack. Lloyd Carr up the gut. Swarming D. Big Oskie late in the game. Good for the soul, brother. :D

SoonerDood
12/9/2006, 09:51 PM
good year to break your curse.

proudsoonergal
12/9/2006, 11:27 PM
I just bought the Sweatshirt...

2001 - No sweatshirt - Win
2002 - No sweatshirt - Win
2003 - Sweatshirt - Loss
2004 - Sweatshirt - Loss
2005 - No sweatshirt - Win
2006 - Sweatshirt - ??

WHAT THE HECK WERE YOU THINKING!!!!!!!

:pop:

Soonerus
12/10/2006, 01:11 AM
You are ficken dumb...

Sooner98
12/10/2006, 01:34 AM
Boffingham hates the Sooners. :mad:

fadada1
12/10/2006, 12:27 PM
first of all, the game in 2004/05 never actually happened. i though we had established that.

second, 2003 was an odd numbered year. you're safe by default.

third, my GF bought me a hella sweet sweatshirt last year before the holiday bowl and we won. so, we're safe.

Blues1
12/10/2006, 12:33 PM
Make this the LAST Post on this Thread .....I want this post buried on the 10th page never to be SEEN Again.......Blues1 has Spoken ...... :(

Not Rockin' --- Get to LOCKIN'

Miko
12/10/2006, 12:40 PM
Hey! I know, we should Oh, sorry Blues.


I'll just be going now. Sorry.
I wasn't here.

badger
12/10/2006, 12:53 PM
I never failed an exam when I wore my Brett Favre jersey to it. Have you considered switching to a nice OU jersey?

Yes, I know you want to wear some karp that says what bowl game we're headed to. The hats are very nice and the football team sported them after defeating Nebbish. That has to be a good sign

HAT IT!!!!
(sorry blues)

The Ensuing Kickoff
12/10/2006, 01:00 PM
"Jamelle to KJack. Lloyd Carr up the gut. Swarming D. Big Oskie late in the game. Good for the soul, brother. "

Hey bud, I think that would be Lydell Carr. Lloyd Carr going between the tackles is something I would pay money to see, though.

:)

OUmillenium
12/10/2006, 01:03 PM
No need to panic here, folks. This is a simple task: all you must do is reverse the mojo and ward off all evil joss.

(1.) Simply purchase (Shanghai, steal, entrap, whatever) a fluffy orange cat. MUST BE ORANGE!

(2.) Dress (or at least bundle) the cat in the offending shirt. Feed it to a python large enough to eat it quickly.

(3.) Immediately burn the snake in a suitably large enough fire, while dancing naked around the fire.

(4.) Prepare a LARGE adult beverage (Wild Turkey and Jack Daniel's seem to work best, but clear spirits will work IF you have enough) and drink this from a lucky (or at least NOT un-lucky) OU cup/mug/glass/cooler/trashcan while (5.) soaking your feet in zebra blood and
(6.) watching a replay of the 1985 Orange Bowl.

That should pretty much do it.


Well done!

Miko
12/10/2006, 01:04 PM
"Jamelle to KJack. Lloyd Carr up the gut. Swarming D. Big Oskie late in the game. Good for the soul, brother. "

Hey bud, I think that would be Lydell Carr. Lloyd Carr going between the tackles is something I would pay money to see, though.

:)


:eek: LOL

Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa!!!

Now I see why they have that rule about drinking and posting. :rolleyes:

Blues1
12/10/2006, 01:14 PM
Asking you guy's & ladies not to post is like asking for water not to be wet...:)

You all are forgiven ----This post doesn't really matter - Cause --
I Got My Mojo Workin' - The same one that whispered in my ear ----

A&M will Beat Texas ------ :)

My Mojo has Spoken ----
Wear whatever you want --- the result is the same ..... :)

Oklahoma 52 - BS 22

Boomer Sooner....!!!

How about McFadden coming in 2nd....ND love must be at a all time Low...:)

josh09
12/10/2006, 04:58 PM
I just bought the Sweatshirt...

2001 - No sweatshirt - Win
2002 - No sweatshirt - Win
2003 - Sweatshirt - Loss
2004 - Sweatshirt - Loss
2005 - No sweatshirt - Win
2006 - Sweatshirt - ??


how DARE you!

:rolleyes:

RRWSooner
12/10/2006, 05:31 PM
I just bought the Sweatshirt...

2001 - No sweatshirt - Win
2002 - No sweatshirt - Win
2003 - Sweatshirt - Loss
2004 - Sweatshirt - Loss
2005 - No sweatshirt - Win
2006 - Sweatshirt - ??

Easy fix, just take it back to where you bought it. No sweatshirt, win! :D

SoonerJason
12/10/2006, 06:02 PM
I'm 20 or so miles from the stadium.

I worked outside all day today... shorts, flipflops and a short sleeve...

Keep your sweater home.

badger
12/10/2006, 06:45 PM
stoops wore a hat to the big 12 champeenship... omg, HAT! no visor, but a HAT!

HAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...but we won anyways. Your superstitious attitude is teh succ.

Jason White's Third Knee
12/10/2006, 06:54 PM
I hope you and your damned sweat are happy.

MamaMia
12/11/2006, 08:55 AM
On the years we won, I always read a really awful thread about shirts, so we're good. ;)

BoomerSooner247
1/5/2007, 08:59 PM
I just bought the Sweatshirt...

2001 - No sweatshirt - Win
2002 - No sweatshirt - Win
2003 - Sweatshirt - Loss
2004 - Sweatshirt - Loss
2005 - No sweatshirt - Win
2006 - Sweatshirt - ??:mad: the real reason we lost :mad: nice going ya greedy bastard :) ;)

tbl
1/5/2007, 09:35 PM
I forgot about this... :mad:

josh09
1/5/2007, 09:36 PM
Oh my lord.....

orangekaje
1/5/2007, 10:28 PM
Oh my lord.....

Don't bring him into this. He didn't buy the damn sweatshirt!

josh09
1/5/2007, 10:31 PM
Oh ya. Well i was just saying because i forgot about this thread.

soonerloyal
1/5/2007, 10:33 PM
I just bought the Sweatshirt...

2001 - No sweatshirt - Win
2002 - No sweatshirt - Win
2003 - Sweatshirt - Loss
2004 - Sweatshirt - Loss
2005 - No sweatshirt - Win
2006 - Sweatshirt - ??



I forgot about this... :mad:

Yeah, me too.

Boffingham...you suck. :D

afs
1/6/2007, 02:43 AM
If we lose, you should be banned for life!

Ban him for life.

Octavian
1/6/2007, 02:55 AM
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yermom
1/6/2007, 05:01 AM
Eziekiel 25:17...

Boffingham
1/6/2007, 09:55 AM
I feel like Leroy Jenkins.

At least I have chicken.

Sorry guys...next BCS bowl game...no sweathshirt. I'll be in England so it will be easy for me to avoid.

boomer sooner