This is why we are getting the great kids to attend OU

[southern sooner]

A highly recruited high school football player was visiting schools to try and find the best college for him. His first stop was University of Texas, in Austin, Texas. When he got there, Coach Brown immediately picked up a golden telephone. After talking several minutes, he said, "Thank you, God" and hung up. This shocked the young man. He asked the coach what was so special about the golden phone. "Well, this phone is a direct line to God. And God tells us whether or not new recruits would be stars at University of Texas. The athlete asked if he could use the phone to ask God what college he should pick "Sure, you can! But it's going to cost you $1,000, calling Heaven isn't cheap." The fellow didn't have that kind of money, so he moved along. His next stop was at Texas A&M in College Station, Texas. Upon entering Coach Fran's office, coach immediately picked up a golden > telephone. After talking several minutes, he said, "Thank you, God" and hung up. The boy said, "Hey, I've seen those phones before. Can I use yours to call God and ask what college I should pick?" Coach Fran said, "Sure, but it's going to cost you $750. Calling Heaven isn't cheap." Again, not having that kind of money, the lad left. His last stop was at OU in Norman, Oklahoma. Upon arrival at the office, Coach Stoops picked up a golden telephone, talked to God, and said, "Thanks," and hung up. The boy just had to use that phone, so he said, "Coach, I really need to use that golden telephone so I can call God and ask him which college I should choose. From UT in Austin, Texas it was going to cost me $1000. From Texas A&M in College Station, Texas they wanted $750. So how much will it cost me to call Heaven from here at OU in Norman? Coach Stoops smiled and said, "Nothing, son. It's a local call."


boomer sooner

[soonerdave79]

Sweet! A joke I actually haven't heard. It's a good one. I like it.

[okienole3]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[starrca23]

I will use that one in the morning.

[Alum81]

A highly recruited high school football player was visiting schools to try and find the best college for him. His first stop was University of Texas, in Austin, Texas. When he got there, Coach Brown immediately picked up a golden telephone. After talking several minutes, he said, "Thank you, God" and hung up. This shocked the young man. He asked the coach what was so special about the golden phone. "Well, this phone is a direct line to God. And God tells us whether or not new recruits would be stars at University of Texas. The athlete asked if he could use the phone to ask God what college he should pick "Sure, you can! But it's going to cost you $1,000, calling Heaven isn't cheap." The fellow didn't have that kind of money, so he moved along. His next stop was at Texas A&M in College Station, Texas. Upon entering Coach Fran's office, coach immediately picked up a golden > telephone. After talking several minutes, he said, "Thank you, God" and hung up. The boy said, "Hey, I've seen those phones before. Can I use yours to call God and ask what college I should pick?" Coach Fran said, "Sure, but it's going to cost you $750. Calling Heaven isn't cheap." Again, not having that kind of money, the lad left. His last stop was at OU in Norman, Oklahoma. Upon arrival at the office, Coach Stoops picked up a golden telephone, talked for a minute, and said, "No Problem," and hung up. The boy just had to use that phone, so he said, "Coach, was that God? Coach Stoops said "No, son, that was Coach Brown wanting to know if I was going to offer a certain recruit down in Texas, and if not, could he have second dibs."

Fixed it!

[DrZaius]

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