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Sooner Born Sooner Bred
12/8/2006, 04:29 PM
I'm going to a Dirty Santa party tomorrow. The gift limit is $10. Any suggestions?
sanantoniosooner
12/8/2006, 04:31 PM
enema kit
skycat
12/8/2006, 04:32 PM
Spray on condom beta tester kit.
Widescreen
12/8/2006, 04:36 PM
2006 University of Texas Big XII Championship T-Shirt
BigRedJed
12/8/2006, 04:40 PM
http://www.davidshiles.com/Santas-Night/flashing_santa.JPG
BoogercountySooner
12/8/2006, 04:41 PM
Males. Females or a mix of attendees?
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
12/8/2006, 04:45 PM
Males. Females or a mix of attendees?Not sure. I've never been to this person's party before. I'm thinking of just taking booze.
colleyvillesooner
12/8/2006, 04:46 PM
Never a bad idea
NormanPride
12/8/2006, 04:48 PM
Oh man, the mother covering the son's eyes is freaking priceless.
Oh, and I'd say a swiffer.
Widescreen
12/8/2006, 04:48 PM
$10 cash. It will be the most popular present.
Jimminy Crimson
12/8/2006, 04:55 PM
A bag of 10 double cheeseburgers from McD's!
BoogercountySooner
12/8/2006, 04:57 PM
Butt Floss!
sanantoniosooner
12/8/2006, 05:01 PM
I guess you were wanting a serious gift?
Boarder
12/8/2006, 05:33 PM
http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000EGF0B4.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_V57494372_.jpg
OklaPony
12/8/2006, 06:37 PM
10 - $1.00 Scratch-off lottery tickets. I did this last year and ended up getting them back with the 3rd steal then won $8.00 over the initial $10.00 to buy them.
I rule.
:D
dolemitesooner
12/8/2006, 07:00 PM
spend 13 and get a dildo
Petro-Sooner
12/8/2006, 07:07 PM
spend 13 and get a dildo
HEH
BoogercountySooner
12/8/2006, 07:10 PM
spend 13 and get a dildo
Do you use a coupon for that price?
Heh Dildolemitesooner!;)
1stTimeCaller
12/8/2006, 07:12 PM
spend 13 and get a dildo
you know how much they cost?
not surprising.
:D
you know how much they cost?
not surprising.
:D
Who's house do you think they busted?:D
http://www.fazed.net/video/?id=498
BoogercountySooner
12/8/2006, 07:16 PM
you know how much they cost?
not surprising.
:D
Geeze where did you get the idea for that post?:rolleyes:
dolemitesooner
12/8/2006, 07:17 PM
12.97 after tax
1stTimeCaller
12/8/2006, 07:23 PM
Geeze where did you get the idea for that post?:rolleyes:
awww Booger, don't be jealous that nobody quoted your post. It's OK, it was funny. ;)
my connection is slow. Doleo's was the last post when I hit the reply button. Wasn't trying to steal your thunder.
BoogercountySooner
12/8/2006, 07:27 PM
awww Booger, don't be jealous that nobody quoted your post. It's OK, it was funny. ;)
my connection is slow. Doleo's was the last post when I hit the reply button. Wasn't trying to steal your thunder.
:D :D
dolemitesooner
12/8/2006, 07:41 PM
You guys should both ****ing give it up to me. I set them up you knock them down
BoogercountySooner
12/8/2006, 07:43 PM
You guys should both ****ing give it up to me. I set them up you knock them down
Props :D
dolemitesooner
12/8/2006, 07:46 PM
thats right bitch and if you get spej you should give me the spek back you ****ing nucka beoncye
1stTimeCaller
12/8/2006, 07:55 PM
You guys should both ****ing give it up to me. I set them up you knock them down
I have never knocked a dildo down.
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h30/scottdixon/986301792109_0_ALB.jpg
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
12/9/2006, 12:38 AM
spend 13 and get a dildoI actually ended up with one at a Dirty Santa Party about 10 years ago. It was Paul Bunyan sized. I was a good little mortified Baptist girl, so I gave it to the drunk slutty girl who was also at the party.
SouthFortySooner
12/9/2006, 10:57 AM
I used a hank of good rope last year. Got it back after all the weird looks. Now its been used several times in my boat.
Viking Kitten
12/10/2006, 01:44 PM
Best Dirty Santa gift ever was exchanged at our office Christmas party last night. One lucky staffer walked away with the new K-Fed CD.
I actually ended up with one at a Dirty Santa Party about 10 years ago. It was Paul Bunyan sized. I was a good little mortified Baptist girl, so I gave it to the drunk slutty girl who was also at the party.
Go on...
:pop:
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
12/10/2006, 08:11 PM
I ended up taking a bottle of brandy that came with it's own flask. I opened a pair of passion fruit flavored edible undies and a candy garter.
Keep the ideas rolling though. I have at least one more of these parties to attend.
Boarder
12/11/2006, 12:31 AM
Best Dirty Santa gift ever was exchanged at our office Christmas party last night. One lucky staffer walked away with the new K-Fed CD.
That's awesome. Whoever brought it really should have put in the extra $9.75 to be fair.
hurricane'bone
12/11/2006, 12:52 AM
Best Dirty Santa gift ever was exchanged at our office Christmas party last night. One lucky staffer walked away with the new K-Fed CD.
Along these lines, the Ron Artest CD.
The uncensored DVD of "Bad Santa" ?
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