Jerk
12/7/2006, 06:48 PM
Okay, I think I read this here at the SO from one of our female posters. You help yourself to your normal serving of breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Eat 75%, and give %25 to the BEGGING DOG, WHO IS ALWAYS SITTING THERE, WATCHING YOU EAT, ONE FOOT AWAY, WITH A SAD LOOK ON HIS FACE, AS IF, HE IS A NEGLECTED POOR SOUL WHO LIVES AMONGst GREEDY AND SELFISH INDIVIDUALS, WHY OH WHY DO YOU HATE ME? HOW COME YOU WONT SHARE WITH ME? I'M NOT A RED-HEADED STEP-CHILD! i AM YOUR LEGITIMATE SON, FATHER! AND I AM HUNGRY!!!!
Ok so the dog says all of this without yelling, but when I think of him, looking at me, the way he does, it sure seems like it.
Ok so the dog says all of this without yelling, but when I think of him, looking at me, the way he does, it sure seems like it.