13 year old son getting a little too cozy with his girl

[sanantoniosooner]

Gotta tighten the boundaries on the little pinhead.

[slickdawg]

details?

[Fraggle145]

details?

good point. :cool:

[sanantoniosooner]

emails more explicit than they should be at this point.

kissing self portrait on camera phone.

witnesses of PDA

[Mongo]

Does she hang out at your house?

[sanantoniosooner]

Does she hang out at your house?
no.

The only personal contact happens at church. Looks like they have to be escorted around so they don't find an unoccupied corner.

[Mongo]

When my dad was a yute minister, he caught two kids performing secks acts in the Baptistry. Dont let that be your son

[sanantoniosooner]

I caught almost as bad behind the church I was a youth director at in Moore.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Well the Catholics would be ****ed that some girl was stealing all of their action ;)

[MamaMia]

Ah yes, this thread brings back memories of my youth. My first real kiss was on the church steps, with the paper boy. He had a real groovy sting ray.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

It wasn't the one that killed the Crocodile Hunter was it...Crikey!!

[Mongo]

OUSAEhussy?:D


I keed I keed

[SoonerTitan]

I have to keep a short leash on my 14 year old daughter as well. Man this teenage stuff is really hard. I don't want her to do the stupid stuff I did but it's gonna happen I guess.

[olevetonahill]

Best I ever had was at a church lock in :D
Let the kid have sects onit :P

[olevetonahill]

I have to keep a short leash on my 14 year old daughter as well. Man this teenage stuff is really hard. I don't want her to do the stupid stuff I did but it's gonna happen I guess.
At 14 wasnt urs hard ? :confused:

[sanantoniosooner]

pffft.

Ain't nobody getting action if I don't.

[olevetonahill]

pffft.

Ain't nobody getting action if I don't.
Dude 13 yr old action ? as in a 13 yr old kid , or 13 yrs ago action :eek:

[SoonerTitan]

At 14 wasnt urs hard ? :confused:Yep I know exactly what those boys are trying to do cause I was one of those once and still think like that.
:D

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I am a youth pastor and sometimes I want to bring a water hose on the trips we go on..Im standing in line at the Nightmare, and these 2 kids behind us start making out hard core..So I tap them on the shoulder and say how would feel if I start making out with my wife right now. They said "Thats gross." I said well I dont wanna see you making out either.

SAS, just remember what you were like at that age. and be very nervous

[handcrafted]

Cattle prod. Taser gun. YWIA. :D

Seriously, though, SAS, get out your Bible, sit the child down, and give him a lesson in what the secks is all about and what it really means. Also what it means to respect girls even if they don't respect themselves. Obviously you can't keep them from seeing each other at church and you probably don't want to, but I agree with the idea of letting the yute minister know and have an eye kept on them.

Oh, and while you're at it, get him a copy of "Fidelity" by Douglas Wilson.

[Mjcpr]

Seriously, though, SAS, get out your Bible, sit the child down, and give him a lesson in what the secks is all about and what it really means. Also what it means to respect girls even if they don't respect themselves.
http://www.cinemorgue.com/piperlaurie.jpg

[Widescreen]

Or, you could help your son like Lisa Marie Presley helps her daughter.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,234883,00.html

http://www.foxnews.com/images/244640/0_21_120606_lisamarie.jpg

[Howzit]

Ah yes, this thread brings back memories of my youth. My first real kiss was on the church steps, with the paper boy. He had a real groovy sting ray.

What a small world! I had a paper route and a sting ray! And My first kiss was at chu...wait a minute...

[Widescreen]

Howzit isn't groovy.

[handcrafted]

Never mind, Pat's right. Just buy them some condoms and tell them to have at it and clean up when they're done.

http://cover6.cduniverse.com/MuzeAudioArt/690/695088.jpg

[Mjcpr]

Never mind, Pat's right. Just buy them some condoms and tell them to have at it and clean up when they're done.

Exactly.

Y'all go and read my post where I said that and print it out for posterior sake.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Just buy them some condoms and tell them to have at it and clean up when they're done.

Remember that Big Boy!

[NormanPride]

Condoms? Psh.

Prude.

[C&CDean]

Just don't have daughters. Problem solved.

[sooneron]

MMmm, Episcopal youth conferences!!!! good times, good times.

[BoogercountySooner]

What a small world! I had a paper route and a sting ray! And My first kiss was at chu...wait a minute...

Nice try OUSAMOM is a female try again!;)

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

How many bases are we talking?

[sanantoniosooner]

How many bases are we talking?
just first.

2 and home mentioned in emails.

[the_ouskull]

I caught almost as bad behind the church I was a youth director at in Moore.

Ah. You worked for the church. THAT explains your holier-than-thou attitude towards everybody on this board...

the_ouskull

[1stTimeCaller]

:pop:

[sanantoniosooner]

Ah. You worked for the church. THAT explains your holier-than-thou attitude towards everybody on this board...

the_ouskull
Keep grinding your ax dude.

If anybody has a superior complex around here it's you.

[OSUAggie]

I didn't realize there were so many Protestant Youth Pastors/Leaders/Directors/Fans around here that lure children into church with ping pong tables and pizzas and video games then force them to get saved for a week until they don't show up for a month or so, so they have to get saved again and this time they mean it but then they go to "youth camp" and get high for the first time until the next thing you know they're sellin' crack out of the trailer house with 9 kids and a job @ McDonald's. But as long as we care about the kids enough to get them interested in our version of Christianity so that they'll bring their parents to church so their parents can donate to our new 580,000 square foot building with arena seating that holds 52,000 and 9 jumbotrons and listen to DC Talk so we can all be happy and gossip with one another.... just sayin'.

[sanantoniosooner]

I didn't realize there were so many Protestant Youth Pastors/Leaders/Directors/Fans around here that lure children into church with ping pong tables and pizzas and video games then force them to get saved for a week until they don't show up for a month or so, so they have to get saved again and this time they mean it but then they go to "youth camp" and get high for the first time until the next thing you know they're sellin' crack out of the trailer house with 9 kids and a job @ McDonald's. But as long as we care about the kids enough to get them interested in our version of Christianity so that they'll bring their parents to church so their parents can donate to our new 580,000 square foot building with arena seating that holds 52,000 and 9 jumbotrons and listen to DC Talk so we can all be happy and gossip with one another.... just sayin'.
why don't you start your own thread somewhere else?

Thanks

[Petro-Sooner]

I didn't realize there were so many Protestant Youth Pastors/Leaders/Directors/Fans around here that lure children into church with ping pong tables and pizzas and video games then force them to get saved for a week until they don't show up for a month or so, so they have to get saved again and this time they mean it but then they go to "youth camp" and get high for the first time until the next thing you know they're sellin' crack out of the trailer house with 9 kids and a job @ McDonald's. But as long as we care about the kids enough to get them interested in our version of Christianity so that they'll bring their parents to church so their parents can donate to our new 580,000 square foot building with arena seating that holds 52,000 and 9 jumbotrons and listen to DC Talk so we can all be happy and gossip with one another.... just sayin'.

:rolleyes:

[handcrafted]

why don't you start your own thread somewhere else?

Thanks

SAS, there's enough unbelief on this board that it would go straight to Hell if it wasn't for Dean keeping it strapped down. Persevere. And may it go well with your son. Those emails don't sound happy. Get your boy a meeting with your pastor.

And if anyone on this board makes a single joke about priests/ministers and teenage boys, I hope you get shoe-whipped by David Earl and sent to the darkest dungeon by the Wrath of Dean.

[Petro-Sooner]

SAS, there's enough unbelief on this board that it would go straight to Hell if it wasn't for Dean keeping it strapped down. Persevere. And may it go well with your son. Those emails don't sound happy. Get your boy a meeting with your pastor.

And if anyone on this board makes a single joke about priests/ministers and teenage boys, I hope you get shoe-whipped by David Earl and sent to the darkest dungeon by the Wrath of Dean.

:texan:

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I dont want to quote it but the Aggie post may be the biggest load of stupidity I ve seen on this board.

What I do is much more than your rant. I wish sometimes is was as easy as you make it sound. Instead I ve got kids calling me at 3 AM because their friend committed suicide and they dont know how to deal with it. Or maybe it was the parent of the local high school that drove home and saw her son hanging from a tree in the front yard. Both of these are issues I ve dealt with in the last 2 months.

I dont force my beliefs on anyone on this board. I dont have a " Im better than you'" attitude.

Dude you have no clue. Maybe your little post is the story of your life and I m sorry. But dont blame your job at McDonalds or your trailer house on a youth pastor.

[sanantoniosooner]

This topic would be relevant as a parent no matter what the religious background is.

My faith has an implication for me, but that doesn't mean that there isn't some good common sense from others that don't share the same faith.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Well the Catholics would be ****ed that some girl was stealing all of their action ;)

Dude I already made that inappropriate joke at the top of the page!!!

The fact of the matter is he is a 13 year old boy...just like any other 13 year old boy he wouldn't know what to do if he got farther than second base....the internet is just the new way kids communicate....I remember when we was 13 we would go to the park and play baseball and wiffle ball and talk about things we would have crapped our pants if it actually happened!

[stoops the eternal pimp]

This topic would be relevant as a parent no matter what the religious background is.

My faith has an implication for me, but that doesn't mean that there isn't some good common sense from others that don't share the same faith.

Bingo.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/kallnight0001.jpg

[OCUDad]

How has this thread gone three pages without anyone asking the "is she hawt?" question? Disappointment. There's a tradition to uphold, you know.

[walkoffsooner]

I dont want to quote it but the Aggie post may be the biggest load of stupidity I ve seen on this board.

What I do is much more than your rant. I wish sometimes is was as easy as you make it sound. Instead I ve got kids calling me at 3 AM because their friend committed suicide and they dont know how to deal with it. Or maybe it was the parent of the local high school that drove home and saw her son hanging from a tree in the front yard. Both of these are issues I ve dealt with in the last 2 months.

I dont force my beliefs on anyone on this board. I dont have a " Im better than you'" attitude.

Dude you have no clue. Maybe your little post is the story of your life and I m sorry. But dont blame your job at McDonalds or your trailer house on a youth pastor. I know it is a hard job. Thanks for doing it.

[Xstnlsooner]

I dont want to quote it but the Aggie post may be the biggest load of stupidity I ve seen on this board.

What I do is much more than your rant. I wish sometimes is was as easy as you make it sound. Instead I ve got kids calling me at 3 AM because their friend committed suicide and they dont know how to deal with it. Or maybe it was the parent of the local high school that drove home and saw her son hanging from a tree in the front yard. Both of these are issues I ve dealt with in the last 2 months.

I dont force my beliefs on anyone on this board. I dont have a " Im better than you'" attitude.

Dude you have no clue. Maybe your little post is the story of your life and I m sorry. But dont blame your job at McDonalds or your trailer house on a youth pastor.

Amen to that Bro!! Good preachin and "SPECT!!

[Scott D]

SAS, there's enough unbelief on this board that it would go straight to Hell if it wasn't for Dean keeping it strapped down. Persevere. And may it go well with your son. Those emails don't sound happy. Get your boy a meeting with your pastor.

And if anyone on this board makes a single joke about priests/ministers and teenage boys, I hope you get shoe-whipped by David Earl and sent to the darkest dungeon by the Wrath of Dean.

you are going straight to hell for having such vile thoughts of your counterparts. :D

[BoogercountySooner]

There are alot of Hypocrits on this board and in this world including myself. Being a sinner suck's! Being a good Christian will have it's rewards. Good Luck with the boy SAS!

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

just first.

2 and home mentioned in emails.So are they gonna just skip 3rd?

[sanantoniosooner]

So are they gonna just skip 3rd?
stupid kids.

They may not realize there's a third base :D

[1stTimeCaller]

if he's lucky ;)

[sooneron]

I'm not even close to being religious as this board goes (prolly due to the Episcopal upbringing), but I have had some very good role models that were youth ministers. One bad one, but that doesn't detract from the good.
The problem here is, the kids are making out. Making it seem more taboo or trying to scare them doesn't help. Keeping them apart makes it even worse. You just have to be open with the kid as to choices and proper decorum.

[sooneron]

stupid kids.

They may not realize there's a third base :D
But it's all icky.

[sanantoniosooner]

Believe me.

We had some good old fashioned embarrassing discussion. :D

Little open discussion. A little more supervision. It'll all be cool.

[sooneron]

You suck at being a holy roller, I had no idea.

[sanantoniosooner]

You suck at being a holy roller, I had no idea.
This is a Sooner board, not a holy roller board.

[Sooner_Bob]

I so wish my girls could stay 8 and 5.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Believe me.

We had some good old fashioned embarrassing discussion. :D

Little open discussion. A little more supervision. It'll all be cool.That's the important thing. It's good to keep the lines of communication open on this topic. Looking back, all my mom really told me when I was that age was to be careful because kissing leads to other things. That really made me curious about those other things.

[Widescreen]

That really made me curious about those other things.
Go on.

[Frozen Sooner]

I so wish my girls could stay 8 and 5.

So does Stanley.


(If that's over the line, PM me and I'll delete. Meant in fun.)

[sanantoniosooner]

So does Stanley.


(If that's over the line, PM me and I'll delete. Meant in fun.)
the terrorists have won with that disclaimer.

[Frozen Sooner]

Well, on the one hand I couldn't let a good Stanley joke go.

On the other, well, it IS his daughters.

[sanantoniosooner]

If you can't take the heat, you shouldn't have daughters.

[Frozen Sooner]

If you can't take the heat, you shouldn't have daughters.

I forgot to give you advice, by the way.

Take your son aside and explain to him how badly premarital sex can really mess up his life. Talk about pregnancy, and how easy it can lead from vaginal sex, and what it would do to the rest of his life to get his girlfriend pregnant right now.

Then explain to him that this is why vaginal sex with someone you're not married to is problematic.

Anal sex with a woman you're not married to, though, is perfectly fine. In fact, it's more degrading to the woman, which is a bonus.

[Widescreen]

I forgot to give you advice, by the way.

Take your son aside and explain to him how badly premarital sex can really mess up his life. Talk about pregnancy, and how easy it can lead from vaginal sex, and what it would do to the rest of his life to get his girlfriend pregnant right now.

Then explain to him that this is why vaginal sex with someone you're not married to is problematic.

Anal sex with a woman you're not married to, though, is perfectly fine. In fact, it's more degrading to the woman, which is a bonus.
That's really sweet.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Just tell him


The Female vagina is three feet wide and filled with razor-sharp teeth! Do you really expect to have sex with that?

[Frozen Sooner]

That's really sweet.

What can I say? I'm a giver.

[Howzit]

SAS, you might think about mentioning to him that 13 y/o girls have fathers that will be more than willing to cut off his genitalia with a butter knife and feed them to him.

Just a thought...

[sanantoniosooner]

SAS, you might think about mentioning to him that 13 y/o girls have fathers that will be more than willing to cut off his genitalia with a butter knife and feed them to him.

Just a thought...
I thought about combining advice.

If he happened to see his own parents doing some anal, he'd probably swear it all off.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

I forgot to give you advice, by the way.

Take your son aside and explain to him how badly premarital sex can really mess up his life. Talk about pregnancy, and how easy it can lead from vaginal sex, and what it would do to the rest of his life to get his girlfriend pregnant right now.

Then explain to him that this is why vaginal sex with someone you're not married to is problematic.

Anal sex with a woman you're not married to, though, is perfectly fine. In fact, it's more degrading to the woman, which is a bonus.

Neg.:mad:

[Frozen Sooner]

What can I say? I'm a pitcher.

Jeez. An hour and a half and NONE of you can hit this one I teed up for you?

And come on, Holley. You know me well enough by now to know that I care FAR too little about women to worry about them being degraded one way or the other. ;)

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Jeez. An hour and a half and NONE of you can hit this one I teed up for you?

And come on, Holley. You know me well enough by now to know that I care FAR too little about women to worry about them being degraded one way or the other. ;)That's it. No Fiesta Bowl celebratory kissing for you after we've flirted openly on this board for years.:mad:

[Frozen Sooner]

:(

[BoogercountySooner]

I thought about combining advice.

If he happened to see his own parents doing some anal, he'd probably swear it all off.

That could be a CRAPPY situation!:D

[OCUDad]

The Female vagina is three feet wide and filled with razor-sharp teeth!Whereas other types of vaginas are perfectly OK.

[the_ouskull]

Just tell him: "The Female vagina is three feet wide and filled with razor-sharp teeth! Do you really expect to have sex with that?"

I'm just saying... whatever works on Planet Galgamek may not work on Planet Earth, that's all.

the_ouskull