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GottaHavePride
12/6/2006, 05:41 PM
Seriously. Just bought a giant family-size bag last Friday. it was 3/4 full last time I saw it, and now it's gone. I think PG ate all my doritos.

BlondeSoonerGirl
12/6/2006, 05:41 PM
Go smell her bref.

Dead. Giveaway.

Widescreen
12/6/2006, 05:44 PM
GADOCADWI, n00b!

Oldnslo
12/6/2006, 06:15 PM
Beware the snarfing sister.

Viking Kitten
12/6/2006, 06:24 PM
Teeny tiny people who can eat all the Doritos they want just p**s me right the hell off.

proud gonzo
12/6/2006, 06:39 PM
I took them with me when Iggy and I went to watch our friend Jason play Gears of War. And then I played NCAA Football for the first time EVAR.

mdklatt
12/6/2006, 06:59 PM
I took them with me when Iggy and I went to watch our friend Jason play Gears of War.

:bsmd:

Mjcpr
12/6/2006, 07:30 PM
Teeny tiny people who can eat all the Doritos they want just p**s me right the hell off.

Yeah, but your late 30's are a bitch. She'll pay. :D

BlondeSoonerGirl
12/6/2006, 07:31 PM
'Late'?

Oooooh, you're so gonna get it...

Mjcpr
12/6/2006, 07:33 PM
'Late'?

Oooooh, you're so gonna get it...

Whaa? I meant me. I'm almost 37 and I'm chunkin' up. And by almost, I mean in exactly 3 weeks. You might remember about a year ago about this time nobody noticed it was my birthday.

:)

Frozen Sooner
12/6/2006, 07:38 PM
Yeah.

VK is solidly mid-30s.

(ducks)

BlondeSoonerGirl
12/6/2006, 07:39 PM
Whaa? I meant me. I'm almost 37 and I'm chunkin' up. And by almost, I mean in exactly 3 weeks. You might remember about a year ago about this time nobody noticed it was my birthday.

:)

Were you baned at the time?





*runs away*

Viking Kitten
12/6/2006, 09:34 PM
Yeah.

VK is solidly mid-30s.

(ducks)

My magical ability to gain three pounds simply by watching a Doritos commercial goes back to elementary school.

bri
12/6/2006, 10:47 PM
You must have watched a lot of Doritos commercials, then.






[sprints for nearest exit.]

Boarder
12/6/2006, 11:25 PM
Pryor, OK - In today's news, a crazed horse killer turns her vehicle on a local man wall.

bri
12/7/2006, 12:07 AM
Pryor, OK - In today's news, a crazed horse killer turns her vehicle on a local man wall.

She puts the "auto" in "autoerotic".

BeetDigger
12/7/2006, 01:25 AM
It's a toss up between Nacho Cheese Doritos and Cheetos as to which leave the most evidence. Many a young amourous couple have learned THAT lesson the hard way.

sanantoniosooner
12/7/2006, 01:28 AM
Nacho Cheese Doritos is a once a year thing with me.

I'll get a hankering for them and eat a whole freaking bag.

Then I'm so sick of them I wont touch them for another year.

soonerboomer93
12/7/2006, 02:01 AM
:sigh: now i really really want some damn doritos

someone airship me a couple bags please

proud gonzo
12/7/2006, 02:02 AM
Nacho Cheese Doritos is a once a year thing with me.

I'll get a hankering for them and eat a whole freaking bag.

Then I'm so sick of them I wont touch them for another year.yeah, that't pretty much how I am.

soonerboomer93
12/7/2006, 02:19 AM
y'all quit yapping about your once a year fix, run down to the store, then go to dhl and over night me a bag

now

:D

proud gonzo
12/7/2006, 10:18 AM
you don't have doritos there?

GottaHavePride
12/7/2006, 11:33 AM
You must have watched a lot of Doritos commercials, then.






[sprints for nearest exit.]



Hooray, Ali Landry!

proud gonzo
12/7/2006, 11:59 AM
for a minute I thought you mean Ali Larter and was implying that VK was gonna go all Tyler Durden on bri like Niki Sanders in Heroes.

Beef
12/7/2006, 12:07 PM
Hooray, Ali Landry!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBlT7YDYoZE