View Full Version : Was this reasonable?
TexasLidig8r
12/6/2006, 10:56 AM
So, Christmas time is here.. for us menfolk, that means, having to pick the absolute perfect Christmas gift for that favorite, wife, significant other, girlfriend, mistress or country folk singer (I didn't forget ya there 1st Timer).
This usually begins with the female version of a human being constantly dropping hints and repeatedly asking.. what do YOU want.. or.. I may have found you something perfect!! About the one billioneth time being asked what I wanted, my response, I thought was perfect...
"Well, there are so many people less fortunate than me. It would mean so much to me if you would take the money you would spend on me and make a charitable contribution in my name to... the American Cancer Society, or the Juvenile Diabetes Foundation or the Suttering Alliance of America. After all, I thought that would be the perfect gift for you and it would bring back the true meaning of Christmas."...
It was met with...
Silence... a blank stare.... a tear beginning to form...
Women... jebus...:rolleyes:
IB4OU2
12/6/2006, 11:02 AM
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It was met with...
Silence... a blank stare.... a tear beginning to form...
Women... jebus...:rolleyes:
Be easy on her Lid. Maybe she just has shattered dreams and worthless Fiesta bowl tickets...;)
MamaMia
12/6/2006, 11:04 AM
I take she wasn't tearing up because of the nice gesture on your part? :D
C&CDean
12/6/2006, 11:07 AM
What's so hard about saying "a blowjob?"
Hatfield
12/6/2006, 11:11 AM
What's so hard about saying "a blowjob?"
for once dean and I are on the same page
colleyvillesooner
12/6/2006, 11:11 AM
I'm at the point were I have alot of crap. I get to go to OU games 4 months out of the year. I got everything I need. So does my Family. My grandfather on my mothers side passed from Alzheimer's this past year, and I thought it would be nice to instead of getting my parents something, making a donation in their name to an Alzheimer's Charity.
I already gave the SO her gift. Only thing she wanted was a red leather coat. Now she can wear it before christmas and to all her christmas functions. She's happy, and I'm done shopping. (for the most part :D)
Viking Kitten
12/6/2006, 11:11 AM
Whenever I pose this question to Czar, I've just learned to add "Besides a three-way with Jennifer Connelly" at the end. This forces him to really think about the question.
sanantoniosooner
12/6/2006, 11:12 AM
Crap Lid.
She's probably worried about what she'll get from you, or what you think of her if she actually wants something nice.
Bad time to play the "concerned" citizen card IMO.
Widescreen
12/6/2006, 11:14 AM
Whenever I pose this question to Czar, I've just learned to add "Besides a three-way with Jennifer Connelly" at the end. This forces him to really think about the question.
I hate it when women go all pre-emptive.
Viking Kitten
12/6/2006, 11:17 AM
I hate it when women go all pre-emptive.
Yes. We know you do. :D
crawfish
12/6/2006, 11:18 AM
Whenever I pose this question to Czar, I've just learned to add "Besides a three-way with Jennifer Connelly" at the end. This forces him to really think about the question.
What catalog sells that, by the way?
Viking Kitten
12/6/2006, 11:19 AM
Land's End, right next to the Thinsulate parkas.
TexasLidig8r
12/6/2006, 11:29 AM
Crap Lid.
She's probably worried about what she'll get from you, or what you think of her if she actually wants something nice.
Oh make no mistake.. that is definitely the card being played.
I think she doesn't like the fact that not only am I a card carrying member of the Commitment-Phobia Club.. I'm it's president too.
achiro
12/6/2006, 11:42 AM
Whenever I pose this question to Czar, I've just learned to add "Besides a three-way with Jennifer Connelly" at the end. This forces him to really think about the question.
Is it bad that I wouldn't mind being the third? Jenni RMFO!:D
Viking Kitten
12/6/2006, 11:46 AM
Just for the record... I always feel a little guilty about introducing smut into some people's threads, but I have absolutely no shame about kinking up one of Lid's. None.
TexasLidig8r
12/6/2006, 11:49 AM
Just for the record... I always feel a little guilty about introducing smut into some people's threads, but I have absolutely no shame about kinking up one of Lid's. None.
Not even one addressing the holiest of holy holidays? Sugar plums dancing in your head? The majesty of a cold winter's day? :(
Howzit
12/6/2006, 11:52 AM
Whenever I pose this question to Czar, I've just learned to add "Besides a three-way with Jennifer Connelly" at the end. This forces him to really think about the question.
Just like a woman, to give the hubby a present that is supposedly "for him."
<runs away to catch up with OU4LIFE>
Viking Kitten
12/6/2006, 11:54 AM
Not even one addressing the holiest of holy holidays? Sugar plums dancing in your head? The majesty of a cold winter's day? :(
Bah mother ****ing humbug.
C&CDean
12/6/2006, 11:57 AM
Ebenezer Kitten.
Viking Kitten
12/6/2006, 12:35 PM
I have several ideas for porn movies right now that could run with the whole "Christmas Carol" theme. I can't post them on a family board though.
Here. Use your imagination.
Dickens
Rhymes with Scrooge
Tiny Tim
Jacob Marley in chains
Santa only comes once a year
Widescreen
12/6/2006, 12:41 PM
Bob Crotchit
C&CDean
12/6/2006, 01:02 PM
The Ghost of Christmas yet to Come.
fadada1
12/6/2006, 01:08 PM
you could've given a gift in her name to the "human fund".
C&CDean
12/6/2006, 01:12 PM
Gettin' Giddy with a Schoolgirl.
BoogercountySooner
12/6/2006, 01:50 PM
Lid maybe at that very moment she realized you were going to San Antonio for the Alamo Bowl instead of Phoenix!
SicEmBaylor
12/6/2006, 02:25 PM
"Here Comes Santa Claus."
"Asking for a big one on Santa's lap."
"Vixen, Comet, and Friends." (For the Aggies).
"I caught mommy doing Santa Claus."
"The 12 positions of Christmas."
Howzit
12/6/2006, 02:26 PM
The 12 Lays of Christmas
sanantoniosooner
12/6/2006, 02:28 PM
"That's a well hung ornament"
SicEmBaylor
12/6/2006, 02:29 PM
"Laying the Yule Log."
Hang these from your tree
Could be NSFW
http://www.spencersonline.com/index.cfm/fuseaction/products.detail/categoryID/b0624719-c99b-4739-85b0-9feb3dc92bc2/productID/7927cf5f-5932-46d6-90e2-b421d3583b38/
Is it bad that I wouldn't mind being the third? Jenni RMFO!:D
You, Czar and Jennifer wasn't what he had in mind.
But who am I to get in the way?
C&CDean
12/6/2006, 03:19 PM
****in' hillbillies. We're doing A Christmas Carol pron, not Sanny Claus/Christmas pron.
"Doing the Prize Turkey"
Howzit
12/6/2006, 03:25 PM
Deck the Balls
C&CDean
12/6/2006, 03:27 PM
Deck the Balls
There's no ****ing elfs in A Christmas Carol.
Viking Kitten
12/6/2006, 03:28 PM
Don We Now Our Gay Apparel
Starring Lid.
Viking Kitten
12/6/2006, 03:29 PM
There's no ****ing elfs in A Christmas Carol.
There would be if you decided to make it into midget pron.
A Christmas Carol & Bob & Ted & Alice
crawfish
12/6/2006, 03:29 PM
O "Come" All Ye Faithful
C&CDean
12/6/2006, 03:30 PM
Fa la la, **** it all, la la la...
Viking Kitten
12/6/2006, 03:31 PM
I seen Dean's decided to take the ball and run with it.
C&CDean
12/6/2006, 03:32 PM
Yeah, I know when I'm licked....all over.
"I Saw Mommy Blowing Sanny Claus..."
Viking Kitten
12/6/2006, 03:33 PM
"Underneath the camel toe last night"
Howzit
12/6/2006, 03:35 PM
Deck the Balls
And I din't say NUTHIN about Holley.
You're welcome.
"Underneath the camel toe last night"
Watch the ashes!!
C&CDean
12/6/2006, 03:37 PM
"Rudolph the Brown nosed queer deer..."
IB4OU2
12/6/2006, 03:46 PM
"Somebody's nuts roasting oon VK's fire...."
TexasLidig8r
12/6/2006, 03:46 PM
Don We Now Our Gay Apparel
Starring Lid.
Whoa Whoa Whoa...
We're talking gay Santa elfs.. and Howzit's name has not yet come up for consideration???? geez... :rolleyes:
crawfish
12/6/2006, 03:47 PM
"It's the most wonderful time in the rear"
Come, they told me..
ba rump a bump rumps....
Howzit
12/6/2006, 03:54 PM
Chestnuts thrusting, in an open rear...
IB4OU2
12/6/2006, 03:54 PM
Frosty is SaS's wife...
She won't put out for him today...
So he'll cry all day on the SO board...
Making more Sponsors run away...
1stTimeCaller
12/6/2006, 03:55 PM
thanks for rubbing it in that not one person has asked me what I wanted nor made any hints as to what I should get them.
sanantoniosooner
12/6/2006, 04:00 PM
IB4OU2's scrote inflated over an open fire
crawfish
12/6/2006, 04:03 PM
We've really lost momentum, here.
C&CDean
12/6/2006, 04:05 PM
"Here comes SAS, here comes SAS, right in Soonerus' butt..."
Howzit
12/6/2006, 04:06 PM
Yeah, way to go, Dean.
<edit> never mind...that was pretty funny...
C&CDean
12/6/2006, 04:06 PM
Just trying to get us back on track...
TexasLidig8r
12/6/2006, 04:06 PM
Update..
WHAT THE HELL IS A PROMISE RING??????
My response: I know I'm in my mid 40s and everything, but back in the day, they used to call them things... engagement rings!!! Homie don't do engagement rings....
Women... :rolleyes:
C&CDean
12/6/2006, 04:08 PM
Update..
WHAT THE HELL IS A PROMISE RING??????
My response: I know I'm in my mid 40s and everything, but back in the day, they used to call them things... engagement rings!!! Homie don't do engagement rings....
Women... :rolleyes:
Uh, in your case Lid, you put it in her nose and connect a big-assed chain to it to keep her from breaking fence and ****.
sanantoniosooner
12/6/2006, 04:08 PM
Let Dean Blow
Let Dean Blow
Let Dean Blow
Howzit
12/6/2006, 04:09 PM
Update..
WHAT THE HELL IS A PROMISE RING??????
My response: I know I'm in my mid 40s and everything, but back in the day, they used to call them things... engagement rings!!! Homie don't do engagement rings....
Women... :rolleyes:
That's a ring you give them thinking it's not REALLY an engagement ring, only it's REALLY an engagement ring.
C&CDean
12/6/2006, 04:12 PM
Gaybells ringing, homos singing, SAS comes home tonight...
sanantoniosooner
12/6/2006, 04:15 PM
Dean's begining to feel a lot of Dolemite
C&CDean
12/6/2006, 04:17 PM
Dingle berries, dingle berries, dangle from SAS' chin..
sanantoniosooner
12/6/2006, 04:21 PM
Walk'n 'round in Women's underwear(Gay Dean Sings, are you listening?)
C&CDean
12/6/2006, 04:22 PM
Uh, better ask Eddie Izzard about that. He's a cross-dressing drag queen, but he "fancies women."
sanantoniosooner
12/6/2006, 04:24 PM
So?
That just means there are at least two types of drag queens.
I'd wager that Howzit could tell us about others.
Howzit
12/6/2006, 04:28 PM
So?
That just means there are at least two types of drag queens.
I'd wager that Howzit could tell us about others.
Well, there's the Mjcpr kind.
IB4OU2
12/6/2006, 04:32 PM
What happened? We were on a roll?
BlondeSoonerGirl
12/6/2006, 04:32 PM
I went to a meeting and I actually missed this thread while I was gone...
:D
crawfish
12/6/2006, 04:34 PM
I went to a meeting and I actually missed this thread while I was gone...
:D
I need more meetings.
sanantoniosooner
12/6/2006, 04:35 PM
What happened? We were on a roll?
Open fire popped your scrote
We're mourning for you.
sanantoniosooner
12/6/2006, 04:36 PM
Have Yourself a Merry Little Gangbang
sanantoniosooner
12/6/2006, 04:37 PM
Nuttin' for Christmas
Widescreen
12/6/2006, 04:38 PM
I went to a meeting and I actually missed this thread while I was gone...
:D
I wouldn't say you actually missed it.
IB4OU2
12/6/2006, 04:38 PM
Open fire popped your scrote
We're mourning for you.
Poor ole SAS...
Can't get any a**...
Howzit
12/6/2006, 04:39 PM
Nuttin' for Christmas
:les: I'M CALLIN' GOOGLE ON THAT ONE!!!
i saw it too...
sanantoniosooner
12/6/2006, 04:40 PM
Oh Little **** of 4OU.......
Frozen Sooner
12/6/2006, 04:46 PM
Update..
WHAT THE HELL IS A PROMISE RING??????
My response: I know I'm in my mid 40s and everything, but back in the day, they used to call them things... engagement rings!!! Homie don't do engagement rings....
Women... :rolleyes:
It's a ring that you give a woman to say "I promise I won't sleep with anyone else, and if you buy that, here's this ring. No, really, it's gold."
****ing around, the Christmas tree. It's a happy ending holiday!
BoogercountySooner
12/6/2006, 05:43 PM
All I want for Christmas is to between ________ 2 front teeth!
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