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Gandalf_The_Grey
12/6/2006, 09:21 AM
Who do we hire now that Stoops is leaving for Bama?

Now I know what you are saying....that isn't set in stone Gandalf!!! But let's face it, the rumors have to be true because

A) The obvious smoke screen of talking to Rich Rodriguez
B) A Volunteer fan in Arizona heard on a Bama board that maybe Stoops was coming to Bama
C) Pete Carrol is going to Arizona so that means Stoops would want to go Pro too, and Alabama has always had some the highest paid athletes in the country
D) Odds Makers attempting to lure Stoops to Bama by making Bama dogs against Puke St.
E) Fiesta Bowl Tickets are for sale at the ticket office..an obvious ploy to buy our happiness
F) Nebraska fans are nice....er Assaultive and Stoops is probably fearing for his safety at OU
G) Stoops not wearing a visor...its symbol of change...as in change of head coach
H) Stoops may be bitter that people will always wonder if these teams would have been better with Merv Johnson at the helm!
I) At Alabama he would be playing power teams from power conferences...Like Bama is playing a Big 12 team in its bowl game...OU is playing a WAC team.
J)His Embarrassment over the Dominican 2003 National Championship Controversy.

I Think we should go after Leach or Kragthorpe...maybe go talk to Sutton at Oral Roberts

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fadada1
12/6/2006, 09:23 AM
K) Bear Bryant invented Coach Stoops.
Gandalf_The_Grey
12/6/2006, 09:25 AM
Damm I knew I was going to miss one :(
Okieflyer
12/6/2006, 09:26 AM
I wonder if John Blake is more experienced now?:D




No, no don't neg spek me, I was joking!!!!:O
freshchris05
12/6/2006, 09:30 AM
We'll just promote gundy and turn "******" into the "GUNDY BOWL"
ruf/nekdad
12/6/2006, 09:30 AM
This place just cracks me up.....:pop:
RacerX
12/6/2006, 09:30 AM
Dan Mcarney, John L. Smith, the possibilities are limitless and limited.
freshchris05
12/6/2006, 09:31 AM
Hearing Lou Holtz on ESPN makes me think he still has some juice left... i say we go that route...
Gandalf_The_Grey
12/6/2006, 09:31 AM
First of all Blake isn't going to take a step backwards, he is an assistant at the second greatest college football juggernaut... we are playing a WAC team in our bowl game, We just don't have the clout to pull that big of an assistant!
freshchris05
12/6/2006, 09:33 AM
First of all Blake isn't going to take a step backwards, he is an assistant at the second greatest college football juggernaut... we are playing a WAC team in our bowl game, We just don't have the clout to pull that big of an assistant!

And you forget he has that american idol thing on the side... dog!
Gandalf_The_Grey
12/6/2006, 09:35 AM
Also Blake is the Black Hole of College Football coaches...he is where all talent goes to die!
ruf/nekdad
12/6/2006, 09:38 AM
K) Bear Bryant invented Coach Stoops.
OK so we dig him up. Stick him in a lawn chair..prolly have to get a new hat, but hey, I think its a doable deal.
ruf/nekdad
12/6/2006, 09:40 AM
Hey it could be a visor, nobody would even know.
Widescreen
12/6/2006, 09:41 AM
You forgot the part of how Carol Stoops hates Oklahoma and wants to go anywhere else but Norman.
yur-out
12/6/2006, 09:44 AM
OK so we dig him up. Stick him in a lawn chair..prolly have to get a new hat, but hey, I think its a doable deal.
No, No, Nooo, You don't have to go that far. I mean digging is dirty and all. Instead we just get a fathead of Stoops and just place it along the sidelines. Bob can coach at two places at once, right?!?
Okieflyer
12/6/2006, 09:53 AM
First of all Blake isn't going to take a step backwards, he is an assistant at the second greatest college football juggernaut... we are playing a WAC team in our bowl game, We just don't have the clout to pull that big of an assistant!

Well shoot!:mad:

Maybe Joe Dickinson is still available. He's probably at the top of the assistant list. Since we can't get Blake back.
ruf/nekdad
12/6/2006, 09:56 AM
No, No, Nooo, You don't have to go that far. I mean digging is dirty and all. Instead we just get a fathead of Stoops and just place it along the sidelines. Bob can coach at two places at once, right?!?

That's ridiculous, no ones gonna buy that. And Ok maybe the visor thingy is a little over the top. It would have to be the plaid fedora.;)
starrca23
12/6/2006, 10:22 AM
I like the Lou Holtz idea, but only if we can get a package deal with Mark May as our d coordinator, and Lee Corso as o coordinator, and Kirk H as our all-time quarterback.
SoonerinLex
12/6/2006, 10:27 AM
Kosar may still be available. Does anyone have any plane numbers? He could be in the air as we speak....or not.
sooneron
12/6/2006, 10:31 AM
You guys are crazy! The obvious right man for the job is none other than...







Bob Davie
AzianSooner
12/6/2006, 10:34 AM
k) Texas chips in the money to lure him away from OU.
fadada1
12/6/2006, 10:35 AM
it's so obvious....




terry bowden
BillyBall
12/6/2006, 10:35 AM
Terry and Jeff Bowden... Genius.
sooneron
12/6/2006, 10:38 AM
maybe we can get Fran!
RacerX
12/6/2006, 10:41 AM
Walt Harris
Rich Neuweasel
fadada1
12/6/2006, 10:41 AM
maybe we can get Fran!
stoops to bama, fran to us????

you must be an AD somewhere. BRILLIANT!!!
AzianSooner
12/6/2006, 10:41 AM
hmmm John Blake and Greg Davis for the powerful offense. We will have texass play book if Greg Davis go OU.

Hehe ... texas does chip in for OU to hire Greg Davis.
sooneron
12/6/2006, 10:52 AM
Anyone think we could get that Hawkins guy from Colorado? That would be sweet before the Fiesta bowl!
Bourbon St Sooner
12/6/2006, 10:56 AM
You forgot, Alabama has beaches.

I say, we let Sherri Coale coach the football team. She can stand on the sidelines with one of those skirts with a slit down the side. The other team will be too distracted. Touchdown every play.
soonerinabilene
12/6/2006, 11:04 AM
the king, osbourne, and holtz have a 3-way ladder match inside a cage to see who takes over. osbourne breaks his neck trying to climb the ladder when he slips on holtz spit from when he said," im gonna kickth yourth asthes", then the king just looks at holtz and he goes into a seizure. the king then talks ad into staying as the new wishbone qb, and all is fine in sooner land.
proudsoonergal
12/6/2006, 11:09 AM
I'm available!!! :D
soonerhubs
12/6/2006, 11:36 AM
Schnelly can come back if we stock up on Smore Schnapps. :) His last coaches poll ballot still makes me want to over load his email box.
OUinFLA
12/6/2006, 01:35 PM
You guys are so full of $hit. I cant believe you are even joking about this!





Everyone who is anyone knows there is a 70/40 chance we will hire Dean Blevins.
JiuJitsuSooner
12/6/2006, 01:42 PM
I think he should take the Bama job since they win the NC almost every year.

Who wouldn't want to be a part of that?
OUTrumpet
12/6/2006, 02:02 PM
I wonder if John Blake is more experienced now?:D




No, no don't neg spek me, I was joking!!!!:O

But how will Stoops win at Bama? John Blake never recruited for them...
OSUHeifer
12/6/2006, 02:04 PM
Corso and Vitale
yur-out
12/6/2006, 02:07 PM
You guys are so full of $hit. I cant believe you are even joking about this!





Everyone who is anyone knows there is a 70/40 chance we will hire Dean Blevins.
ONLY if he promises to bring Traber as one of his assistant coaches.
boomersooner28
12/6/2006, 02:13 PM
Hey! I found a sane Bama fan on Tidefans!


I have to agree. Stoops is just too well situated where he is. There is maybe one or two good reasons why he'd want to come to Alabama, but there are many more good reasons for staying where he is. He's happy at OU and he's doing a good job there. I'd rather find the next Bob Stoops.

Either that, or hire some mercenary genetic engineers to clone the original.
sanantoniosooner
12/6/2006, 02:15 PM
Michael Richards is available
SoonerinLex
12/6/2006, 02:16 PM
ONLY if he promises to bring Traber as one of his assistant coaches.

Traber??!! He is way out of our league. You do know he played professional baseball don't you?
SicEmBaylor
12/6/2006, 02:19 PM
Kevin Steele, trust me, you can't go wrong with that hire!
Doged
12/6/2006, 02:22 PM
I think this guy's available....

http://i1.treklens.com/photos/5347/funny_people-4-.jpg
umberto
12/6/2006, 04:46 PM
Traber??!! He is way out of our league. You do know he played professional baseball don't you?

Plus, every time the team did something decent he wouldn't be able to coach for half an hour. He'd be too busy giving it up to himself... :D
Blues1
12/6/2006, 08:02 PM
Ok I've Got it --- Bobby Bowden head Coach and Joe Pa assit Head Coach that way they both share their canes and We end up with both All Time Winnest Coaches....Plus think of all the side line cane sword fights..... ;)
More sideline action than on the Field...... :)
Rockin'
WakeflyingSooner
12/6/2006, 10:20 PM
I heard Troy Aikman would love to go into coaching. Maybe we could interview him.
soonerduke
12/6/2006, 10:24 PM
R.C. Slocum
KingDavid
12/6/2006, 10:28 PM
The short-list of candidates has been narrowed to Rick Pitino, Billy Ray Cyrus, and Martina Navratilova.
WakeflyingSooner
12/6/2006, 10:34 PM
I think we have found our coach!! Matthew MCconaughey, or however you spell his name!! He looks good on the Marshall trailors.
badger
12/6/2006, 11:19 PM
L) Spurrier told him to coach the Redskins.
soonerduke
12/7/2006, 06:44 AM
John Mackovic, Jackie Sherrill, Pat Jones, or John Cooper
bstuff1979
12/7/2006, 10:03 AM
I've said it once and I'll say it again. Hank Stram, and I don't care if he's gone to be with Jesus. AD will not leave early for the pros with this man around. Why, you ask? 65 toss power trap, that's why.

http://www.lifeinlegacy.com/2005/July/StramHank.jpg
OUstud
12/7/2006, 03:57 PM
Dick Winder can bring the fast track offense back! :pop:
SoonerJLB
12/7/2006, 07:15 PM
I say we give SmellsObourbon another shot...he did make the FIU football program scrappy.