setem
12/6/2006, 12:17 AM
Now I am drunk...:D
Going into this game I see many things to be scared of. Bull **** you has a running back that can slash with the best of them. Their QB can pick apart any D in the MAC and some out. Some Bronco fans have been trying to put their running back in the same game as AD. The boys in blue are undefeated and coming into this game with something to prove. This is their game of the century and the pressure is on them to win. I could see Boise coming out and giving OU a good kicking. They are smart, they hit hard and they are UNDEFEATED! Who have they played this year? Oregon State who beat USC? Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. BSU could come in Glendale all pistons firing, looking for a fight and they are going to get one.
There is nothing I can say about OU that you do not already know. PT is the man. Bob is the man. AD is going to the man…again! Our D is lightening fast and that O-line is doing it’s job. The running game with AP and CB is racking it up. This is nothing new. The Sooners are on fire! Nowhere in the WAC can you find a D that can hold a candle to what OU has. Do not get me wrong, BSU should not in any shape or form take BSU for granted. BSU is damn good…in the WAC.
My predictions for this game is pretty simple. Bull-**** U will either keep it close and make a game of it or OU is going to romp and stomp all over their ***. There will be no middle ground, no two score win for us. I have heard some of you say that this is a lose - lose situation for our boys. If they win, it is expected. If they lose then we are chumps. The only way to make things clear is to hang it high. I am not talking a 30, 40 or even a 50 point bashing. If we really want to make a statement, some old time Michigan - Fielding Yost and Georgia Tech - Cumberland action is in order. Fielding Yost’s Michigan team was known as the “Point a minute offense” From 1901-05 his teams won 56 games in a row and outscored the opposition 2,821 to 42. All of you I assume know about the GT-Cumberland Game. GT beat the living snot out of Cumberland 222-0. Cumberland never made a 1st down that game. Their longest gain was a 10 yard pass on 4th and 22. Every player on the GT squad scored. I have a question though. After this beating and during Hurry Up Yost’s reign of terror; did anyone question their morals or sportsmanship? I am thinking not! Look back at the aTm thrashing and the Red River Destruction of Texas the following week the press was saying OU ran the score up. This is football people you win some, you lose some. Sometimes you lose and sometime you get your *** handed to you.
If given the opportunity, Bob should put as many points on the board as possible. If it is 88-0 in the 1st quarter we need to put up 88 more. The Sooners need to play with as much disregard for the other team’s safety as possible. I do not even know how to explain what kind of game OU need to play. Play it just like they have all year long. Smash’em and Gash’em! I hope on the 1st offensive play of the game one of our players lays Jared Zabransky out and his helmet caves in. He stays in the game and throws 5 picks all to Reggie Smith!
AD ends the game with 200+ rushing yards and 3 td’s
PT has 4 td passes 300+ yard passing and rushes for half a hundred.
MK has 2 td catches 100+yards
Gresh has 2 td catches and 100+yards
RU gets arrested in the middle of the 2nd quarter for the murder of Ian Johnson.
Reggie also gets busted for grand larceny. 5 picks in one game all for TD’s
Granger and Ah You score on fumble recoveries.
Birdine scores with Chris Petersen’s mom! HAY HAY HAY!
The 1st and 2nd string d-backs for BSU all leave the game with 3rd degree burns and smoke inhalation.
For 5 minutes in the 3rd quarter BSU and OU switch coaches. The Broncos begin scoring at will and bring the game within reach. After the 5 minutes are up they switch back and all is right in the world.
Garrett Hartley has sex with everyone of the BSU Cheerleaders! 9 months later they will give birth to the 2025 OU recruiting class, who will win every game and take up every slot on the All-America Roster for 4 years in a row. All of them were born with a visor on!
At the start of the 4th quarter Gerald McCoy sneaks into the BSU locker room and eats every bit of food on the post game buffet. He will set a world record for most food consumed during a football game and then on the plane ride home he sets another one. BIGGEST POOP!
Keith Nichol is in attendance and decides he no longer wants to play for Oklahoma. After seeing Joey Halzley throw for 500 yards and 4 td passes in the final minute of the game, the job looked locked up. Bob who sat with him for the majority of the 1st half assured him otherwise.
PT and JJF debate for a good 15 minutes on whether or not a foot massage is cheating!
Kevin Wilson let random fans call plays for most of the game. He will soon start a new reality show called “You Call the Game” Next season we will go 14-0 with this new system. O-coordinators around the nation start losing their jobs.
OU wins by a close one 535-30
I started out being serious and then it all went down hill. I hate sounding an AGGIE!
Oklahoma State University - Stillwater Champions 2007:cool:
SPREAD IT ON!
Going into this game I see many things to be scared of. Bull **** you has a running back that can slash with the best of them. Their QB can pick apart any D in the MAC and some out. Some Bronco fans have been trying to put their running back in the same game as AD. The boys in blue are undefeated and coming into this game with something to prove. This is their game of the century and the pressure is on them to win. I could see Boise coming out and giving OU a good kicking. They are smart, they hit hard and they are UNDEFEATED! Who have they played this year? Oregon State who beat USC? Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. BSU could come in Glendale all pistons firing, looking for a fight and they are going to get one.
There is nothing I can say about OU that you do not already know. PT is the man. Bob is the man. AD is going to the man…again! Our D is lightening fast and that O-line is doing it’s job. The running game with AP and CB is racking it up. This is nothing new. The Sooners are on fire! Nowhere in the WAC can you find a D that can hold a candle to what OU has. Do not get me wrong, BSU should not in any shape or form take BSU for granted. BSU is damn good…in the WAC.
My predictions for this game is pretty simple. Bull-**** U will either keep it close and make a game of it or OU is going to romp and stomp all over their ***. There will be no middle ground, no two score win for us. I have heard some of you say that this is a lose - lose situation for our boys. If they win, it is expected. If they lose then we are chumps. The only way to make things clear is to hang it high. I am not talking a 30, 40 or even a 50 point bashing. If we really want to make a statement, some old time Michigan - Fielding Yost and Georgia Tech - Cumberland action is in order. Fielding Yost’s Michigan team was known as the “Point a minute offense” From 1901-05 his teams won 56 games in a row and outscored the opposition 2,821 to 42. All of you I assume know about the GT-Cumberland Game. GT beat the living snot out of Cumberland 222-0. Cumberland never made a 1st down that game. Their longest gain was a 10 yard pass on 4th and 22. Every player on the GT squad scored. I have a question though. After this beating and during Hurry Up Yost’s reign of terror; did anyone question their morals or sportsmanship? I am thinking not! Look back at the aTm thrashing and the Red River Destruction of Texas the following week the press was saying OU ran the score up. This is football people you win some, you lose some. Sometimes you lose and sometime you get your *** handed to you.
If given the opportunity, Bob should put as many points on the board as possible. If it is 88-0 in the 1st quarter we need to put up 88 more. The Sooners need to play with as much disregard for the other team’s safety as possible. I do not even know how to explain what kind of game OU need to play. Play it just like they have all year long. Smash’em and Gash’em! I hope on the 1st offensive play of the game one of our players lays Jared Zabransky out and his helmet caves in. He stays in the game and throws 5 picks all to Reggie Smith!
AD ends the game with 200+ rushing yards and 3 td’s
PT has 4 td passes 300+ yard passing and rushes for half a hundred.
MK has 2 td catches 100+yards
Gresh has 2 td catches and 100+yards
RU gets arrested in the middle of the 2nd quarter for the murder of Ian Johnson.
Reggie also gets busted for grand larceny. 5 picks in one game all for TD’s
Granger and Ah You score on fumble recoveries.
Birdine scores with Chris Petersen’s mom! HAY HAY HAY!
The 1st and 2nd string d-backs for BSU all leave the game with 3rd degree burns and smoke inhalation.
For 5 minutes in the 3rd quarter BSU and OU switch coaches. The Broncos begin scoring at will and bring the game within reach. After the 5 minutes are up they switch back and all is right in the world.
Garrett Hartley has sex with everyone of the BSU Cheerleaders! 9 months later they will give birth to the 2025 OU recruiting class, who will win every game and take up every slot on the All-America Roster for 4 years in a row. All of them were born with a visor on!
At the start of the 4th quarter Gerald McCoy sneaks into the BSU locker room and eats every bit of food on the post game buffet. He will set a world record for most food consumed during a football game and then on the plane ride home he sets another one. BIGGEST POOP!
Keith Nichol is in attendance and decides he no longer wants to play for Oklahoma. After seeing Joey Halzley throw for 500 yards and 4 td passes in the final minute of the game, the job looked locked up. Bob who sat with him for the majority of the 1st half assured him otherwise.
PT and JJF debate for a good 15 minutes on whether or not a foot massage is cheating!
Kevin Wilson let random fans call plays for most of the game. He will soon start a new reality show called “You Call the Game” Next season we will go 14-0 with this new system. O-coordinators around the nation start losing their jobs.
OU wins by a close one 535-30
I started out being serious and then it all went down hill. I hate sounding an AGGIE!
Oklahoma State University - Stillwater Champions 2007:cool:
SPREAD IT ON!