Mack Goes to Heaven

[Easting]

Mack Brown, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded longhorn flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Mack," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Mack felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.

On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a three-story mansion with a Crimson and Cream sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous OU Sooner flag, and in every window, he could see Sooner fans. Mack looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was a good coach, I went to 7 consecutive bowl games, won a national championship, and turned around the Texas program." God said, "So what do you want to know, Mack?" "Well, why does Bob Stoops get a better house than me?"

God chuckled and said, "Mack, that's not Bob's house; that's mine."

Boomer Sooner!

[starrca23]

Heard that one a thousand times...but I still love it!

[XingTheRubicon]

Mebbe we can have the one about the white substance in Austin

[SoonerJLB]

Mack Brown, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded longhorn flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Mack," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Mack felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.

On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a three-story mansion with a Crimson and Cream sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous OU Sooner flag, and in every window, he could see Sooner fans. Mack looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was a good coach, I went to 7 consecutive bowl games, won a national championship, and turned around the Texas program." God said, "So what do you want to know, Mack?" "Well, why does Bob Stoops get a better house than me?"

God chuckled and said, "Mack, that's not Bob's house; that's mine."

Boomer Sooner!

I heard the same joke recently, except it wasn't Mack...it was Gumby and a SC version with Karl Dorrell and PC.

[Widescreen]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Tell me if you've heard this one.

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!1!1!1!!!

[Easting]

eh...so it's old for some of you. That's cool.

First time I ever heard it.

[sanantoniosooner]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Tell me if you've heard this one.

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!1!1!1!!!
Why did the frog cross the road?
















Because he was stapled to the chicken!!!

[Widescreen]

Why did the frog cross the road?

I heard that in a similar context except instead of a frog, it was a... Well, it's more of a south oval topic.

[goingoneight]

How do you stop Mack Brown from masturbating???

Paint his junk Crimson and Cream, he won't beat it for five years.

[OUinFLA]

eh...so it's old for some of you. That's cool.

First time I ever heard it.

This is a tough crowd to play to.

After you get 35000 posts you'll have heard most of them a couple of times also.

Keep trying though, I thought it was funny.

[Easting]

How does Bill Calahan keep his players out of his driveway?

He paints an endzone on it!

(OK, my 8 yr old told me that one.)

[Crazy Sooner]

Mack goes to heaven? These kitties are in an orgy that is called heaven:
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o259/hobbs70/kittyonkitty.jpg

[OUmillenium]

How do you stop Mack Brown from masturbating???

Paint his junk Crimson and Cream, he won't beat it for five years.


Now that is a joke!

Yes, I'm back from my 1 week ban.

[sanantoniosooner]

Now that is a joke!

Yes, I'm back from my 1 week ban.
If you are finished with a ban, why the new name?