View Full Version : You people are to be commended!
Okla-homey
12/4/2006, 11:20 PM
Currently, a paparazzi photo of Britney Spears' unclad crotchal region in all it's gentalial glory (as she steps out of Paris Hilton's car) is widely available on the innerweb, and NOT ONE of you people has called attention to it, nor posted "NSFW" linkage.
I am impressed. Or maybe...you're skeered of the inevitable shoe-whipping which would ensue in response to such she-nanigans. Either way, good jorb on the display of mature, self-discipline!
That is all.
This subject of her ***** is tired and beat to death:D
Tulsa_Fireman
12/4/2006, 11:23 PM
Probably looks like a catcher's mitt.
Let's just be thankful that it's not peanut butter jelly time.
You know, I gotta say...it wasn't as bad as I'd feared.
Let's just say that Brit is a meticulous groomer...down there.
hurricane'bone
12/4/2006, 11:24 PM
I'm scarred for life after seeing that photo.
Okla-homey
12/4/2006, 11:25 PM
You know, I gotta say...it wasn't as bad as I'd feared.
Let's just say that Brit is a meticulous groomer...down there.
yeah, but the c-section scar kinda ruins it. a little shrubbery could conceal that.;)
Frozen Sooner
12/4/2006, 11:26 PM
Meh. A little zipper action can be kind of hot.
I can't believe I just said that.
yeah, but the c-section scar kinda ruins it. a little shrubbery could conceal that.;)
Hell, she would need a Red Wood to cover that, it was half way to her saggy tits
I love that Homey's thread congratulating the SO for not mentioning Britney's lady parts has become the thread where we all freely admit that, yeah, we checked it out. :D
He knew what he was doing
Frozen Sooner
12/4/2006, 11:33 PM
I figured the reason nobody had discussed it is that our hands were all, er, occupied.
SicEmBaylor
12/4/2006, 11:34 PM
I heard it first on baylorfans several days ago. They beat you all to the punch on that one.
I heard it first on baylorfans several days ago. We beat ourselves to it on that one.
:eek:
mdklatt
12/4/2006, 11:37 PM
NOT ONE of you people has called attention to it, nor posted "NSFW" linkage.
Methinks homey doesn't spend much time on the fark board....
I heard it first on baylorfans several days ago. They beat you all to the punch on that one.
Yay, Baylor finally won at something! Congratulations on y'all's 2006 Big 12 Spankin' It To Britney Spears' Candid Upskirt Pics Championship!
Okla-homey
12/4/2006, 11:46 PM
I love that Homey's thread congratulating the SO for not mentioning Britney's lady parts has become the thread where we all freely admit that, yeah, we checked it out. :D
I guess it was like the proverbial "pink elephant in the middle of the room nobody wanted to mention"...or something.;)
Was that an "oversized labia" joke? :D
OUAndy1807
12/5/2006, 12:09 AM
you couldn't really see a good shot of her meat curtains, but I've heard it looks like a fist wearing a roast beef hat.
royalfan5
12/5/2006, 12:10 AM
hers is better than Lindsay Lohan's imo
SicEmBaylor
12/5/2006, 12:11 AM
hers is better than Lindsay Lohan's imo
Link?
Kidding. :D
sanantoniosooner
12/5/2006, 12:13 AM
Nothing says skank like going basic instinct for the cameras.
hers is better than Lindsay Lohan's imo
If nothing else, she has "lack of Fez stank" going for hers.
GottaHavePride
12/5/2006, 12:15 AM
Yeah, there was a thread on the fark board called "not safe for anywhere" or something.
Frozen Sooner
12/5/2006, 12:16 AM
But it DOES have K-Fed stank on it. At least Wilmer's been gainfully employed at some point in his life.
Dude, K-Fed released an entire album. Plus, he's main eventing Raw on New Year's Day!
Frozen Sooner
12/5/2006, 12:20 AM
Dude, K-Fed released an entire album. Plus, he's main eventing Raw on New Year's Day!
Wow. I'm so glad that I'm going to be otherwise occupied at that point...
What's poor JR gonna do? The Sooners are playing and he's got to mumble through Raw?
He'll probably slip Vince $20 to "fire" him at the beginning of the show, go in the back and watch our game, then come out with Dr. Death and have him kick Todd Grisham's *** so he can have his job back. Or something.
Frozen Sooner
12/5/2006, 12:27 AM
I don't think Dr. Death can actually walk right now. He's been pretty sick.
I know, but I just like to not be the only one who remembers the whole angle they ran with JR and Steve after one of JR's bouts of Bell's. Terry Taylor took over JR's job until he was ready to come back, then they brought him back as almost a heel. He'd come walking down the ramp with Dr Death in tow and Doc would just ****ing KILL whoever happened to be in the ring at the time. Dude dropped more than a couple folks on their heads doing overhead Germans...
sanantoniosooner
12/5/2006, 12:31 AM
Britney's cooch to pro wrestling.
I think this thread worked backwards.
Frozen Sooner
12/5/2006, 12:32 AM
Meh. They're both sweaty, they're both redneck, and they're both choreographed to death.
Yeah, I'm marvelling at the threadjack my own self. I can't decide if taking a thread from Britney's pink taco to WWE makes it more or less trashy...:D
Frozen Sooner
12/5/2006, 12:35 AM
Yeah, I'm marvelling at the threadjack my own self. I can't decide if taking a thread from Britney's leathery gray taco to WWE makes it more or less trashy...:D
Fixed.
olevetonahill
12/5/2006, 02:27 AM
Seen one punnany youve seen em all
seen one wrasslin match youve seen em all
Boring ,
unless the punnany is live and up close and personal like :D
Vaevictis
12/5/2006, 02:36 AM
I would pay money for a video of her kids at 10/11 years old when one of their buddies whips that picture out.
"OH YEAH?!? NO, YOUR MOM!@#" *flashes picture*
Well, I just couldn't help myself.
Let's just say a google search needs to be very specific for the fastest results.
OKLA21FAN
12/5/2006, 08:07 AM
this thread is worthless without pics :pop:
slickdawg
12/5/2006, 08:10 AM
Here you go:
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/6181/brittanylz0.jpg
Okla-homey
12/5/2006, 08:17 AM
Here you go:
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/6181/brittanylz0.jpg
hee-hee
Okla-homey
12/5/2006, 08:18 AM
No linkage, but just imagine this, with no drawers and a blonde dye job.
http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/6707/ppppppppppppppppppppbrilw5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
1stTimeCaller
12/5/2006, 08:20 AM
http://www.rlrouse.com/pic-of-the-day/catchers-mitt.jpg
OSUHeifer
12/5/2006, 09:15 AM
http://outreach.missouri.edu/callaway/smsheifer/images/Koepke5.jpg
sanantoniosooner
12/5/2006, 09:20 AM
http://www.exitplayers.com/images/shaved%20cat.jpg
Sooner in Tampa
12/5/2006, 09:27 AM
I don't know why everyone is acting like they wouldn't hit that...cuz 90% of you damn sure would.
sanantoniosooner
12/5/2006, 09:28 AM
count me in the 10% that wouldn't
1stTimeCaller
12/5/2006, 09:30 AM
she's honestly never done anything for me but yes, I would beat it up. I've been with worse.
she's honestly never done anything for me but yes, I would beat it up. I've been with worse.
Tainted meat, man.
KFed's been there, done that.
GottaHavePride
12/5/2006, 09:47 AM
I don't know why everyone is acting like they wouldn't hit that...cuz 90% of you damn sure would.
Heck. No.
Yeah, but if she was Asian...GAME ON! ;)
Gandalf_The_Grey
12/5/2006, 10:29 AM
Asians are Teh Win!!!
Widescreen
12/5/2006, 11:14 AM
http://nicholasparedes.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/nytimes_teamamerica.jpg
1stTimeCaller
12/5/2006, 11:17 AM
Asians are Teh Nguyn!!!
or sumotin like that
sooneron
12/5/2006, 11:26 AM
I missed it. Can someone peem me a link?
Frozen Sooner
12/5/2006, 11:29 AM
or sumotin like that
Niiiiice.
This thread reminded me of something...
http://www.pinktaco.com/
...may be a good place for a SoonerFans.com Scottsdale meet-n-greet.
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