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OU4LIFE
12/4/2006, 11:37 AM
For instance, at least once every night, when my wife get's up to go to the bathroom, or leaves the room for whatever reason, I'll whisper to my dog "who is it?" which will send him into a barking frenzy and running out the doggie door. My wife will inevitably ask "what was that about?" to which I ALWAYS reply " I don't know" and continue to watch tv.

It's almost become a nightly tradition. I have no reason for doing it, other than to make my dog get out from under his blanket and to make my wife ask the same question yet again.

sanantoniosooner
12/4/2006, 11:43 AM
My wife used to turn off her reading light before getting in bed. I would steal her pillow in the brief moment when her eyes were adjusting to the darkness.

It was hilarious.

IB4OU2
12/4/2006, 11:44 AM
So when you can't play golf you harass the dog and wife all day......;)

sanantoniosooner
12/4/2006, 11:46 AM
I don't play golf.

Harassing the wife is for fun, like wearing stretchy pants.

Howzit
12/4/2006, 11:48 AM
Sometimes I let all the air out of Mrs Howzit's tires before I leave for work.

crawfish
12/4/2006, 11:48 AM
I think Jeffery Dahmer started out this way.

OU4LIFE
12/4/2006, 11:49 AM
this thread is exceeding my expectations....already

Howzit
12/4/2006, 11:49 AM
What? That's what us kids are calling it these days.

picasso
12/4/2006, 11:53 AM
For instance, at least once every night, when my wife get's up to go to the bathroom, or leaves the room for whatever reason, I'll whisper to my dog "who is it?" which will send him into a barking frenzy and running out the doggie door. My wife will inevitably ask "what was that about?" to which I ALWAYS reply " I don't know" and continue to watch tv.

It's almost become a nightly tradition. I have no reason for doing it, other than to make my dog get out from under his blanket and to make my wife ask the same question yet again.
so every time the wife leaves the room you "let the dog out of the blanket?"

sounds like you have a problem.

OU4LIFE
12/4/2006, 11:55 AM
I don't hear any complaints, sweetheart.

picasso
12/4/2006, 11:57 AM
do they call you Spanky at work?

1stTimeCaller
12/4/2006, 11:57 AM
I hate this thread in a great way

Sooner_Bob
12/4/2006, 01:34 PM
I take every opportunity to cut one loose . . . just because.

sanantoniosooner
12/4/2006, 01:36 PM
The more ladies clothing/shoe stores you fart in, the less you'll have to go in.

Mongo
12/4/2006, 01:38 PM
I will rip a fart out loud, in public, and yell my wife's name out like I am ashamed of her.

picasso
12/4/2006, 02:04 PM
I will rip a fart out loud, in public, and yell my wife's name out like I am ashamed of her.
so you're a romantic?

Mongo
12/4/2006, 02:05 PM
my version of foreplay

Preservation Parcels
12/4/2006, 02:06 PM
A highly-respected school district administrator friend introduces his wife, "This is my wife, Bonnie. She's a good eater." Twenty-five years later, she's still wondering why he does that.

OU4LIFE
12/4/2006, 02:14 PM
"she makes a happy plate would be funnier"

Howzit
12/4/2006, 02:15 PM
"she's scarftastic."

Sooner_Bob
12/4/2006, 02:32 PM
My wife used to turn off her reading light before getting in bed. I would steal her pillow in the brief moment when her eyes were adjusting to the darkness.

It was hilarious.


And you wonder why you don't get any . . . :D

sanantoniosooner
12/4/2006, 02:37 PM
And you wonder why you don't get any . . . :D
took 20 posts...................

bunch of slackers

C&CDean
12/4/2006, 02:48 PM
I always push the child window lock button before ripping excruciatingly complex and delicately layered flatulence in the vehicle with momma. It ****es her off. Bad. I laugh. A lot.