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soonervet
12/3/2006, 10:39 PM
What is up with Lou's speech? Has he always sounded like he is sucking on some hard candy while speaking. I almost cant stand to listen the the "shounds scoming out of hish mouthsh"
AzianSooner
12/3/2006, 10:41 PM
He never be an analyst until he is 70 years of age. What else can you expect?
Blues1
12/3/2006, 10:42 PM
He Needs New False Teeth ....

Come on Lou you can afford them..... :)
sooneron
12/3/2006, 10:43 PM
Fixodent and forget it!
props
12/3/2006, 10:43 PM
is it just me, or do you get the impression he's kinda biased toward ND?

maybe i'm just confused.
guzziguy
12/3/2006, 10:48 PM
is it just me, or do you get the impression he's kinda biased toward ND?

maybe i'm just confused.


I think perhaps water may be wet too. Oh, and isn't the Pope Catholic?
umberto
12/3/2006, 10:50 PM
I freakin' HATE Lou Holtz as an analyst. He should be in enjoying his retirement somewhere far, far away, isolated from any type of microphone or camera...
Oldnslo
12/3/2006, 10:51 PM
I think perhaps water may be wet too. Oh, and isn't the Pope Catholic?
I have it on good authority that bears do indeed **** in the woods.
soonervet
12/3/2006, 10:55 PM
is it just me, or do you get the impression he's kinda biased toward ND?

maybe i'm just confused.


I havent noticed any bias, is this something new. ;)
SoonerDood
12/3/2006, 11:04 PM
Lou Holth thinkth that there will be thouthanth of Nota Dayme fanth in New Orlenth
props
12/3/2006, 11:13 PM
I havent noticed any bias, is this something new. ;)

you're right. what was i thinking? my thoughts were almost as crazy as thinking ESPN was biased toward USC.
TheUnnamedSooner
12/4/2006, 12:42 AM
and when Boz was on FSN, he wasn't biased against texass either (which was awesome)
sooner2b09
12/4/2006, 12:53 AM
I would rather watch him then those guys doing that FOX BCS bowl thing tonight though, they were awful
mdklatt
12/4/2006, 12:56 AM
I would rather watch him then those guys doing that FOX BCS bowl thing tonight though, they were awful

No kidding. Barry Alvarez??
MarylandSooner
12/4/2006, 06:03 AM
I was wondering if I heard the leader of the Pack on the Fox BCS bowl special say that Barry Alverez and the guy with no voice left was doing the BCS Championship Game?
mdklatt
12/4/2006, 10:07 AM
I was wondering if I heard the leader of the Pack on the Fox BCS bowl special say that Barry Alverez and the guy with no voice left was doing the BCS Championship Game?

Yes, he did.


:confused:
sanantoniosooner
12/4/2006, 10:20 AM
Lou has had more positive stuff to say about OU than most I've heard.

I don't mind showering after he talks if he says nice things about OU.
hawaii 5-0
12/4/2006, 10:23 AM
As mentioned, that's the sound of bad-fitting false teeth. Granny Holtz needs a new pair of chompers.

Ever listen to Paul Harvey ? After awhile it's comical. You start praying that he'll put a few 's' words together.


:cool: 5-0
aurorasooner
12/4/2006, 10:29 AM
lou needs a "lisp reader" translator. :D http://img290.imageshack.us/img290/4973/louholtzlisteaterrx4.jpg
soonerjoker
12/4/2006, 11:30 AM
Lou has always talked like that. i remember him from his days at arkansas.
Taxman71
12/4/2006, 01:52 PM
Talking to Lou Holtz would be like sitting in the front row at a Gallagher concert.
starrca23
12/4/2006, 01:55 PM
The only thing worse than Lou Holtz is Lou Holtz and Mark May together. I hope that never happens.
umberto
12/4/2006, 01:56 PM
Talking to Lou Holtz would be like sitting in the front row at a Gallagher concert.

At a Gallagher concert you would at least know that the juicy stuff was fresh... :D