william_brasky
12/3/2006, 10:23 PM
these guys sound more effin' hillbilly than we do.
- The wind is faster than your truck.
- Every other vehicle is a 4x4.
- When the sun goes down you start looking for your coat.
- In March, your vehicle is 43% mud.
- You installed your new computer using a Leatherman tool.
- You hear the words "stream" or "brook" pronounced "crick."
- The elevation exceeds the population.
- People drive 200 miles to shop in a real mall.
- You got a set of snow tires for Valentines Day.
- The bumper jack in your pickup will lift a house.
- Your back yard smells like sagebrush or various animals.
- A rodeo is more popular than a rock concert.
- You wave to someone on the freeway because you recognize the truck.
- In the spring, every tenth car you pass is a tractor.
- When the car in front of you is weaving you suspect a farmer instead of a drunk.
- You have to wait for a flock of sheep to pass you on the road.
- You know why people pay money to watch "pig wrestling."
- The wind is faster than your truck.
- Every other vehicle is a 4x4.
- When the sun goes down you start looking for your coat.
- In March, your vehicle is 43% mud.
- You installed your new computer using a Leatherman tool.
- You hear the words "stream" or "brook" pronounced "crick."
- The elevation exceeds the population.
- People drive 200 miles to shop in a real mall.
- You got a set of snow tires for Valentines Day.
- The bumper jack in your pickup will lift a house.
- Your back yard smells like sagebrush or various animals.
- A rodeo is more popular than a rock concert.
- You wave to someone on the freeway because you recognize the truck.
- In the spring, every tenth car you pass is a tractor.
- When the car in front of you is weaving you suspect a farmer instead of a drunk.
- You have to wait for a flock of sheep to pass you on the road.
- You know why people pay money to watch "pig wrestling."