Chris Petersen

[Frozen Sooner]

...eats Boo-berry cereal because it reminds him of gameday.

[PrideTrombone]

... is apparently Boise State's head coach. I honestly didn't know that.

[OKLA21FAN]

munches on blue carpet

[Widescreen]

...probably does stuff but since I've never heard of him, je ne sais quoi

[StoopTroup]

....has never met Phil in an elevator.

[tommieharris91]

...

I can't make a joke about him because I don't know who he is.

[BoogercountySooner]

Likes his QB to go long.

[soonerboomer93]

pee's while sitting down

[Frozen Sooner]

...says "This means something, I know it."

[tulsaoilerfan]

Shouldn't we at least get to play a bowl game against a coach that most of us have heard of?

[sooneron]

... Petersen wrong.

signed,
AD

[tommieharris91]

Enjoyed Brokeback Mountain.

[badger]

...succeeded at a school where Dan Hawkins did.

[birddog]

...dies his pubes blue.

[jk the sooner fan]

thinks Boise is an actual state

[badger]

...likes to mount broncos.

[william_brasky]

...dies his pubes blue.

...he also wears a blue merkin when he doesn't have time for the die job.

[proud gonzo]

...sucks at life so much that not even sort-of-sharing a name with AD will help make him cooler.

[JohnnyMack]

......told his players they were passed over for the Fiesta Bowl and that they were going to the Humanitarian Bowl, again.

Then he yelled, "PSYCHE!!!!!!"

And then someone kicked him in his hoo-has.

[Jello Biafra]

cuts holes in all of his pants pockets.

thinks papa smurf was a pimp.

wants to kick mike shanahans asss for stealing BSs paint scheme.....


got nothing.

uninspired.

must sleep.....

[badger]

...spells his name with an "e" because it makes him sound dignified and high class, like when places are called "Shoppe" instead of "Shop"

[letsroll]

writes his name in the snow

[bar4d]

I was about to ask a few question about some of the great things I've heard about the U of Oklahoma, but after reading a few posts in this thread, decided...

...Boise State is lucky to even be on the same field as the talented team from Oklahoma. We just hope to make it entertaining for a quarter or so, collect our check and hope the Sooners don't put too many Bronco players into the hospital.

[Ash]

I was about to ask a few question about some of the great things I've heard about the U of Oklahoma, but after reading a few posts in this thread, decided...

...Boise State is lucky to even be on the same field as the talented team from Oklahoma. We just hope to make it entertaining for a quarter or so, collect our check and hope the Sooners don't put too many Bronco players into the hospital.

A couple of things, think of it as one n00b helping another:
1) You never make friends by being a d*ckhead right from the start. This includes pasting the same annoying post in multiple threads. You're on track to find out what "shoe-whipped" means on this board.

2) Hang out, read some threads, figure out what's going on. Then come on board on make a few posts, see how it goes. It's obvious you don't have a clue, and you've only succeeded in making an a$$ of yourself.

Now, back to teh thread:

...giggles when the birds dive into the Smurf Turf.

[OUAndy1807]

...looks like a pedo.

[mdklatt]

Was caught adding extra starch to a potato. :eek:

[SeattleOUstudent]

Had to look himself up on Wikpedia because he didnt know who, he himself, was either.

[starclassic tama]

...knows that the UCO broncho's are superior to his idaho version

[badger]

... is going to be coaching Miami next year.

[jdsooner]

Wet his pants at the thought of coaching against Bob Stoops!

[jdsooner]

Gets paid in spuds.:pop:

[TheUnnamedSooner]

....thinks he has played a tough schedule

[badger]

...talks on his cell phone during movies.

[TheUnnamedSooner]

...gets excited when he hears the words "Chopper, Sic balls!"

[bar4d]

I was about to ask a few question about some of the great things I've heard about the U of Oklahoma, but after reading a few posts in this thread, decided...

...Boise State is lucky to even be on the same field as the talented team from Oklahoma. We just hope to make it entertaining for a quarter or so, collect our check and hope the Sooners don't put too many Bronco players into the hospital.

[soonerinabilene]

... was gonna be the second coming of the boz until he found out he had to go to class to play at ou... oh wait, thats chris pAtterson... yeah i got nothing

[umberto]

[bill brasky reference] His first name is Chris, ... I'm drunk. [/bill brasky reference]

[bill brasky paraphrase]Once got scissor-kicked by Angela Lansbury.[/bill brasky paraphrase]

[badger]

...is in love with horse pigs.

[Flagstaffsooner]

...can't understand why Sooner fans think his university is in the Oklahoma panhandle.

[Landthief 1972]

...wishes he was completely colorblind every time he takes the field at a home game.

[Ike]

....farts blue.

[JohnnyMack]

......had an inappropriate relationship with Handy Smurf.

[Landthief 1972]

...wishes his stadium had more blue coloring, just to really drive the point home that the team's color is...blue.

[Doged]

....supplements his coach's salary (http://www.mugshots.com/Criminal/Scam%20Artists/Chris+Peterson.htm).

[CincySooner]

... is training to become a cage fighter.

[fadada1]

... is colorblind and thinks his field is actually grey.

[fadada1]

I was about to ask a few question about some of the great things I've heard about the U of Oklahoma, but after reading a few posts in this thread, decided...

...thinks it's cute that boise state's fans don't understand sarcasm.

[william_brasky]

...has a special Fiesta Bowl merkin on order, and he'll be wearing the aforementioned merkin on the sidelines for the game.