Buenos Dias! El Awardo Darwino goes to...

[LoyalFan]

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/B/BRIDGE_DEATH?SITE=TXSAE&SECTION=US&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2006-12-02-23-10-47

Press "Juan" for Eengleesh.
Watch the "abogados" (See: Lawyers) come boiling outta the woodwork!

Since the horde has reached Virginia, the fun has begun.

El Eff

[Jerk]

Their wimmen have hyper-fertile wombs, and this pour soul will be...er....has already been replaced 100 fold.

[Cam]

The boy's mother, Gloria Elena Rodriguez, told The Washington Post her son was familiar with the area along the highway.

"He knew the river was there," she said. "We don't understand how he escaped from the car handcuffed. How could he have gotten out?"
Translation: We're going to sue you for wrongful death since you inadvertently allowed him to escape from the police car.