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[Mongo]

The wife has been having troubles feeding Mongo Jr. She calls our nurse friend who is a lactition consultant and says, "he keeps jerking off while he is eating.":eek:

I thought that usually starts around adolescence.

[critical_phil]

i lost a big poker hand to a King Jack off.


his name was :dolemite:

[OUinFLA]

ever wonder why jack on was never a useful expression?

[LoyalFan]

The wife has been having troubles feeding Mongo Jr. She calls our nurse friend who is a lactition consultant and says, "he keeps jerking off while he is eating.":eek:

I thought that usually starts around adolescence.

You waited THAT long?

LF

[Okla-homey]

I'm no lactation consultant, but I've learned a thing or two about life on Earth in my 46 years.

One of them is this...

in the entire history of the human race, no baby has ever starved because he occasionally fell asleep while on the bewbage.

Chill out. Its all good. Don't worry, be happy!

You're welcome.;)

[Mongo]

I'm no lactation consultant, but I've learned a thing or two about life on Earth in my 46 years.

One of them is this...

in the entire history of the human race, no baby has ever starved because he occasionally fell asleep while on the bewbage.

Chill out. Its all good. Don't worry, be happy!

You're welcome.;)

I aint worried a bit, it is the wife. She is so high strung that I could rip a fart and it would make her jump.

He eats so dang much that she is worried about her bewbage production.

[critical_phil]

update?

[Mongo]

I hate you

[OUinFLA]

TTIWW............oh, wait..........
Sorry Mongo




I forgot you emailed them to me months ago.

[critical_phil]

I hate you

that's not really an update, clark.

[Mongo]

she is no longer bewb feeding cause she is knocked up again.

round 2 will start next year

[critical_phil]

DELETE.



OVER.

[Mongo]

DELETE.



OVER.

how is that workin out for ya?

[OUinFLA]

she is no longer bewb feeding cause she is knocked up again.

round 2 will start next year


Well, aren't you MR. POTENT !

Congrats.

[Mongo]

Well, aren't you MR. POTENT !

Congrats.

aint nothing that can stop me:D

[critical_phil]

how is that workin out for ya?




i had an erection today lasting for more than four hours.

[JohnnyMack]

aint nothing that can stop me:D

'Cept maybe a paternity test.

:pop:

[Mongo]

'Cept maybe a paternity test.

:pop:

na uhh, howzie says he likes your wife better

[KABOOKIE]

Sounds like mongo could be a semenation consultant.

[JohnnyMack]

na uhh, howzie says he likes your wife better

That's cause she'll make him cookies after his gun goes off in his pants and he needs some cheering up.

Your wife just makes him get out the window and go on about his day.

[Mongo]

true, my wife cant cook for ****

[TUSooner]

Maybe she was talking about you?

[dolemitesooner]

i lost a big poker hand to a King Jack off.


his name was :dolemite:I crushed you.

[Hamhock]

breastfeeding requires the commitment of both parents.

it is your job to prime the pump. milk production will increase based on demand. just sayin'...

[OU4LIFE]

I crushed you.

does anyone remember who the reigning SF.com poker tournament champion is?

[critical_phil]

I crushed you.



yep, you crushed me. i admit it.



keep playing those 4% poker hands. i'm sure it'll catch up with you sooner or later.

[soonerboomer93]

better a 4% player then a 100% loser???




(i got nuttin)

[OUHOMER]

My about killed the boy breast feeding. its was the middle of the night so the wife but the boy in bed with her. Well, he was half a sleep, she was half a sleep, he was doing his think and the wife woke up to find him have drowned.

now that would have been hard to explain

[KABOOKIE]

My about killed the boy breast feeding. its was the middle of the night so the wife but the boy in bed with her. Well, he was half a sleep, she was half a sleep, he was doing his think and the wife woke up to find him have drowned.

now that would have been hard to explain


Especially the way you typed it! ;)