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Penguin
11/30/2006, 10:33 PM
I nearly blew chunks in the shower tonight!


What do you do to settle your stomach?


Right now, I'm sipping on some Sprite.
SCOUT
11/30/2006, 10:35 PM
I would switch to ginger ale.
Frozen Sooner
11/30/2006, 10:37 PM
Bad herring?

When I have an upset stomach, I generally just chunder and everything's cool again.
hurricane'bone
11/30/2006, 10:37 PM
why was your dog in the shower with you?
Frozen Sooner
11/30/2006, 10:39 PM
Nicely played.
Penguin
11/30/2006, 10:40 PM
why was your dog in the shower with you?


I said "nearly."
Penguin
11/30/2006, 10:57 PM
Any more helpful suggestions?

So far I have drink ginger ale and stick a finger down my throat.
birddog
11/30/2006, 10:59 PM
try puking out of your anus!
Ardmore_Sooner
11/30/2006, 11:02 PM
Stay hydrated. I had food poisoning a few weeks ago and blew chunks every hour on the hour, and your body gets completely dehydrated. Of course though you always throw up what you drink.
hurricane'bone
11/30/2006, 11:05 PM
this thread is really gwoss.
Penguin
11/30/2006, 11:43 PM
I spit up in the shower. I guess you can call it one upchuck.


I have not lost my lunch. Yet.
StoopTroup
11/30/2006, 11:47 PM
Some sardines and krackers would probably help.
Penguin
12/1/2006, 12:43 AM
Some sardines and krackers would probably help.


I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
proud gonzo
12/1/2006, 12:49 AM
peppermint


no joke, try it. if you don't want to eat a piece of candy, dissolve peppermint in some water.
yermom
12/1/2006, 01:19 AM
i like colas, maybe a little flat
StoopTroup
12/1/2006, 01:21 AM
Pepto will get ya pukin'

Grab a bottle of the pink stuff and your on your way baby!
yermom
12/1/2006, 01:30 AM
someone actually convinced me to drink buttermilk for nausea once

yeah, not a good idea
proud gonzo
12/1/2006, 01:32 AM
lol
LoyalFan
12/1/2006, 03:06 AM
Dude~!

Bebop yo' a55 down to the corner pharmacy and buy a bottle of Emetrol(TM)
It will shut the pukies down PDQ. It's an OTC so no 'scription needed...and it works!
Fergit the home remedies.

LF
TheHumanAlphabet
12/1/2006, 11:57 AM
Ginger is a good digestive and settles the stomach...