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Mjcpr
11/29/2006, 01:53 PM
We could use some more pitching.
Pricetag
11/29/2006, 01:55 PM
I have a buddy who swears he won't root for them anymore because they passed over Girardi for Pinella.
Osce0la
11/29/2006, 02:15 PM
HOLY COW!!!
Mjcpr
11/29/2006, 02:15 PM
That wouldn't be a homerun in a phone booth!
colleyvillesooner
11/29/2006, 02:20 PM
God, we suck.
Osce0la
11/29/2006, 02:21 PM
http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/5229/harryye9.gif (http://imageshack.us)
Ike
11/29/2006, 02:53 PM
bleacher bum the first: Hey man, here's your beer. had to stand in line for 20 minutes to get it, so you owe me dude. What'd I miss?
bleacher bum the second: Nothing
1: whaddya mean "nothing"?!? When I left we were down 6-3 and now we are up 7-6. Just how in the hell is that "nothing"
2: Well, Cedeno pushed 2 across with a bases loaded single, and with the pitchers spot due up with one out, Marbry pinch hit for Zambrano, and hit another 2 run double. Sounds great, except of course that Rusch is on the hill now, and if you look, he's already got bases loaded with nobody out. So it's "nothing" in that we'll be down by 3 again in about...now


Crack!
bleacher bums in unison: Throw it back! Throw it back!
Osce0la
11/29/2006, 03:18 PM
Wait till next year...
Ike
11/29/2006, 03:24 PM
Wait till next year...


heh. this one usually gets started around may.
Osce0la
11/29/2006, 05:23 PM
I'm gonna kill you, you son of a *****!!! :mad: WTF ARE YOU DOING? THAT BALL IS STILL IN PLAY!!!! :mad: WAY TO GO A**HOLE, YOU JUST COST US A SHOT AT THE WORLD SERIES BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO CATCH A ****ING FOUL BALL!!! :mad: IT'S YOUR FAULT THAT THE CUBS HAD A TOTAL MELTDOWN THE LAST COUPLE OF INNINGS BECAUSE YOU HAD TO CATCH A ****ING FOUL BALL!!! :mad:

:D
Mixer!
11/29/2006, 05:42 PM
http://www.nowandfutures.com/grins/bartman.gif
colleyvillesooner
11/29/2006, 05:43 PM
I'm gonna kill you, you son of a *****!!! :mad: WTF ARE YOU DOING? THAT BALL IS STILL IN PLAY!!!! :mad: WAY TO GO A**HOLE, YOU JUST COST US A SHOT AT THE WORLD SERIES BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO CATCH A ****ING FOUL BALL!!! :mad: IT'S YOUR FAULT THAT THE CUBS HAD A TOTAL MELTDOWN THE LAST COUPLE OF INNINGS AND THE NEXT ENTIRE GAME BECAUSE YOU HAD TO CATCH A ****ING FOUL BALL!!! :mad:

:D

Fixed.