killing the mood

[sanantoniosooner]

What situation extinguished your mood faster than anything else?

This one time I was real frisky and the spousal unit asked me to pop a zit on her behind.

Then there was that time we were in the living room and heard my in-laws car door slam shut in the driveway.

[Frozen Sooner]

I dated a girl who had such a hangup about sex that I honestly couldn't do it with her anymore. It was weird: she was cool with the actual acts, but she wasn't cool with the results.

I can't really put it more delicately than that.

[sanantoniosooner]

You must make some hideous faces.

[SCOUT]

I dated a girl who had such a hangup about sex that I honestly couldn't do it with her anymore. It was weird: she was cool with the actual acts, but she wasn't cool with the results.

I can't really put it more delicately than that.

She wasn't cool with the post coital weeping?

[Frozen Sooner]

She wasn't cool with the post coital weeping?

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?!??!

Actually, no. But you're on the right track with fluids.

[yermom]

You must make some hideous feces.

i don't want to know any more

[Frozen Sooner]

You must have some hideous face.

Sadly true, but she knew that going in.

[OCUDad]

Sadly true, but she knew that going in.Heh. You said "going in." Heh.

[Frozen Sooner]

Yeah, unfortunately, after a few episodes of "I'm going to act horrified because I got a little on me," "going in" was more like "trying to stuff a marshmallow into a toaster."

[Mjcpr]

Why that....that's never happened before.

Which part, the 8 seconds of sex or the 40 minutes of crying?

Both. So do I give you money or what?

Yeah, I'm gonna go.

[OCUDad]

I am mildly surprised that nobody yet has listed "marriage" as the single most effective mood-killer.

[sanantoniosooner]

Mike and I are the only one's contributing to the thread at this point.

Buncha chickens.

[OUHOMER]

Mike and I are the only one's contributing to the thread at this point.

Buncha chickens.

I aint found anything that would kill the mood. I have been married so long that I can ignore anything until I am done.:eek:

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Marshmallow.

Toaster.

:rcmad:

[royalfan5]

Her "I have an STD"
Me "Is it curable?"

[Frozen Sooner]

Marshmallow.

Toaster.

:rcmad:

Alternately, trying to feed a rope into a power outlet.

[SoonerInKCMO]

Stank. Throat constricting, eye watering, nose burning, make you jump two feet straight up in the air from a prone position while crying like a little bitch stank.

[BeetDigger]

I found that watching the movie Pretty Woman was pretty much a mood killer. From that point on, no more chick flicks on nights where I was feeling amorous.

[Oldnslo]

I once dated a girl who was so afraid of getting preggers that immediately after my last spasm, I would be commanded to withdraw and de-rubber. She'd then race to the bathroom to fill the balloon with water to check for leaks.

A couple of waterballoon episodes will cause one to chuckle during subsequent coupling.

[TUSooner]

When the wife walks in in the middle of it.


I jest! :rolleyes:

[usmc-sooner]

you can't turn me off

smelly and hairy are real close to turning me off but I fight through it.

[MamaMia]

This thread is the only thing ever, that killed my mood.

[SeattleOUstudent]

knocking the mouse off the desk.

[OCUDad]

This thread is the only thing ever, that killed my mood.Well, that and the thought of achiro with his little roller-thingy table. :rolleyes:

[instigator]

Stank. Throat constricting, eye watering, nose burning, make you jump two feet straight up in the air from a prone position while crying like a little bitch stank.
More specifically, Stanky butt.

[sanantoniosooner]

Bills.

That's killed it before.

[sanantoniosooner]

And then I killed Bill.

[olevetonahill]

When the wife walks in in the middle of it.


I jest! :rolleyes:
That only happened one time :eek:
But hell I was thru anyway :D

[colleyvillesooner]

And then I killed Bill.

Only one of em?

[SoonerInFla]

A tourist girl told me she sure was glad her herpes weren't acting up right before I was ready to go for seconds.

[LoyalFan]

When she asks, immediately pre-insertion, if you have HIV, you say "Of course not!" and she says...
"Good! I'd hate to catch that again!"

LF
I like potato chips, moonlight and motor trips. How about youuuu?

[crawfish]

This one time I was real frisky and the spousal unit asked me to pop a zit on her behind.

:hot: :hot: :hot:

[BoogercountySooner]

I like those post love making discusion's the best!


Wife: Honey do you love me?

Me: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[TexasLidig8r]

She wasn't cool with the post coital weeping?

She wouldn't have liked Sic then...


Sorry Sic.. I had to.

[1stTimeCaller]

I don't know about the mood but a good friend once told me that a good way to ruin a relationship is to pee on the girl's carpet.

[Ike]

When the phone rings mid-coitus and the wife checks the caller ID, and if its her parents, she answers the phone. Normally this doesn't happen, but it did recently cause she had told them she would be available when they called her back. just killed it.

[Frozen Sooner]

On that note:

I had the girl I wanted to hook up with call me once while I was in the process of inserting the goose neck into the trailer hitch.

Not only did I answer the call from girl A, but I then called girl B by girl A's name when we resumed.

I have no idea how I got away with that.

[OCUDad]

"Honey, the ceiling needs painting."

[Frozen Sooner]

"Honey, the ceiling needs painting."

Yet another good reason for her to be either (a) on top or (b) allowing the most degrading of acts.

[1stTimeCaller]

Yet another good reason for her to be either (a) on top or (b) allowing the most degrading of acts.

hot carl?

[Frozen Sooner]

hot carl?


OK, maybe not the most degrading of acts.

[sanantoniosooner]

you guys are killing the mood right now.

[Oldnslo]

piitb is a degrading act?


i guess i'm not doing it right

[yermom]

well, it's no Rusty Trombone

[Frozen Sooner]

piitb is a degrading act?


i guess i'm not doing it right

That's the best thing about it.