Okla-homey
11/27/2006, 07:53 AM
Be sure to bundle up. Its 'sposed to be colder than a witch's tittay in a brass brassiere. Maybe low twenties by gametime. Swirling high winds swirling causing abject misery and great suffering. Cuts won't bleed because the blood will instantly freeze. Exposed skin=DEATH. The playing surface will be like concrete.:eek:
Snow and ice on Thursday. In fact, it could be the coldest game evar! "The Frozen Tundra" and all that stuff. Fans will prolly freeze to death and have to be carted off the stands still locked in their death throe agony.
Dang, I wish I could be there...seriously! You folks who can make it and have the means, go make us prOUd and re-puh-zint!
Let the "cold as...." metaphorical analogy thingies begin:
Snow and ice on Thursday. In fact, it could be the coldest game evar! "The Frozen Tundra" and all that stuff. Fans will prolly freeze to death and have to be carted off the stands still locked in their death throe agony.
Dang, I wish I could be there...seriously! You folks who can make it and have the means, go make us prOUd and re-puh-zint!
Let the "cold as...." metaphorical analogy thingies begin: