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Okla-homey

11/27/2006, 07:53 AM

Be sure to bundle up. Its 'sposed to be colder than a witch's tittay in a brass brassiere. Maybe low twenties by gametime. Swirling high winds swirling causing abject misery and great suffering. Cuts won't bleed because the blood will instantly freeze. Exposed skin=DEATH. The playing surface will be like concrete.:eek:

Snow and ice on Thursday. In fact, it could be the coldest game evar! "The Frozen Tundra" and all that stuff. Fans will prolly freeze to death and have to be carted off the stands still locked in their death throe agony.

Dang, I wish I could be there...seriously! You folks who can make it and have the means, go make us prOUd and re-puh-zint!

Let the "cold as...." metaphorical analogy thingies begin:

TrophyCollector

11/27/2006, 10:14 AM

Okla-homey

11/27/2006, 10:19 AM

This will be my 3rd Arrowhead title game, and if I remember correctly this one will be the warmest ever by far. I was thinking in 2000 it was about 7 and in 2003 it was 11. Hell it's only getting down to 25 this time, I may have to wear shorts.

But the wind-chill. Thats what gets ya.;)

Hey, I'm trying to set-up this certain win as the stuff of myth and legend...like OUr season. Beatin' the Odds babey!

dolemitesooner

11/27/2006, 10:44 AM

**** the cold...I dont fell cold...I feel football

Petro-Sooner

11/27/2006, 10:56 AM

Yeah 2000, now that was COLD. I bundled up to the max and still froze. Yes, I said to the max.

critical_phil

11/27/2006, 11:01 AM

**** the cold...I dont fell cold...I feel football

a prime example of why the doleo random quote generator needs to be updated.

yermom

11/27/2006, 01:49 PM

2004 was like a sauna compared to 2003

i should be pretty prepared this time though