View Full Version : "We are serious people"
booomer
11/26/2006, 05:03 PM
Heh!
http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/6415/tbptt5.jpg
Paperclip
11/26/2006, 05:05 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/americas/04/us_election/campaign_blunders/img/8.jpg
OKC-SLC
11/26/2006, 05:21 PM
heh.
BlondeSoonerGirl
11/26/2006, 05:26 PM
I love that guy...
jk the sooner fan
11/26/2006, 05:28 PM
heh....that picture RMFO
Soonerus
11/26/2006, 05:32 PM
Boone bears a slight resemblance to the Grim Reaper....
Sooner_Havok
11/26/2006, 05:33 PM
Boone bears a slight resemblance to the Grim Reaper....
I think Soonerus may be on to something there :D
SleestakSooner
11/26/2006, 05:37 PM
[picking nose]We are serious bovines, I mean look at this fancy new gate I bought THE State's University for our grand game beginning entrance![/picking nose]
http://www.handi-klasp.com/images/panel_small.jpg
TrophyCollector
11/26/2006, 05:41 PM
To be the #1 OSU fan, when you are at an OSU game should you wear something that said "OSU" on it? Or once you break a billion are you too cool for school logos? I mean a Nike swoosh, ok but that is obvious.
Okla-homey
11/26/2006, 06:31 PM
Heh!
http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/6415/tbptt5.jpg
Is that one of them magnet bracelet dealios what keeps away the arthurritis?;)
BlondeSoonerGirl
11/26/2006, 06:32 PM
Yeah - keeps him from getting the carpal tunnel what with writin' all them checks and whatnot.
JohnnyMack
11/26/2006, 06:35 PM
I know he's footing the bill for this construction project, but it's clear that Aggie Lite's fan base doesn't have either the inclination or the pocket depth to buy these new fangled fancy seats they got. I wonder just how much of the ticket sales are going back in Pickens' pocket to subsidize the building of this slicked up turd? Pickens is a shrewd d00d and I guarantee it's not as simple as him just writing a check to cover whatever this imminent fiasco might cost them.
Jason White's Third Knee
11/26/2006, 06:50 PM
http://pianokeyboarder.com/forums/avatars/Old%20Man%20from%20Family%20Guy%20avvi.jpg
This is what came to mind.
SoFla Sooner
11/26/2006, 06:52 PM
As long as those Aggie fans keep on disguising themselves as empty seats in Stillwater, not only is this guy OSU's #1 fan, but he is their #1 idiot!:D
Jason White's Third Knee
11/26/2006, 07:07 PM
He thinks;
If I build it they will come
and they will
then the cowboys will still suck
and they won't come
and orange is still ****ing ugly
and Boone Pickens is still a heartless ****stick
and the stadium will gather dust
and rust
just like it has since they built it.
dougsooner
11/26/2006, 09:05 PM
"It's a new day in Stillwater" according to Tboone's interview on the sidelines, but the standings say that aggie lite is tied with Baylor for last place in the Big 12 South, sounds like the same old day, same old song....
Okla-homey
11/26/2006, 09:19 PM
You could buy a goat a new Bentley, a $50K wardrobe and send him to Harvard on a full scholarship, but after four years, he'd still be a goat.
birddog
11/26/2006, 09:47 PM
i still don't understand how adding seats to the stadium is going to help the program.
i mean, people don't just decide they want to be aggies. where are the fans going to come from? there's no way there are 60,000 aggies in the u.s.
booomer
11/26/2006, 09:56 PM
i still don't understand how adding seats to the stadium is going to help the program.
i mean, people don't just decide they want to be aggies. where are the fans going to come from? there's no way there are 60,000 aggies in the u.s.
:D
SanDiegoSoonerGal
11/26/2006, 10:14 PM
http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/123051/2133658/2137164/060327_MB_bankfailure_ex.jpg
"You sit around here and you spin your little webs and you think the whole world revolves around you and your money. Well, it doesn't, Mr. Pickens. In the whole vast configuration of things, I'd say you were nothing but a scurvy little :stunned:".
mOUse
11/26/2006, 10:16 PM
Heh!
http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/6415/tbptt5.jpg
Ive seen this guy before....
Oh yeah...:D
http://www.tripletsandus.com/80s/shows/dstrokes.jpg
So that means #22 running back at OU must be Gary Coleman!???:pop:
mOUse
11/26/2006, 10:37 PM
What you talkin' 'bout Willis!?
http://img9.imagepile.net/img9/763xlk1.jpg
booomer
11/26/2006, 11:15 PM
It just keeps getting better.......
I made this too big.....but give it time to download. :D
Happy tboone! (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v75/soonerzs/tboone.gif?t=1164600565)
badger
11/26/2006, 11:24 PM
I think t boone pickens is a worse name than gaylord.
The Ensuing Kickoff
11/26/2006, 11:36 PM
Dudes, look at that pathetic picture of that guy.
One, he is wearing a balance bracelet.
Two, he can't afford sweaters with sleeves the right length?
Three, he wants OSU to be competitive in the B12 in his lifetime? He better start hiring hot nazis and handsome, athletic archaeology profs to scour the earth in search of a fountain of youth or a magic cup, a la the rich bad guy in Indiana Jones 3. Dude could croak any second.
Four, what a ****ing loser!!!!
badger
11/26/2006, 11:42 PM
maybe t boone can spend his money on a few dozen of these?
https://www.huskersnside.com/ecomphotos1/400/568/13568.jpg
booomer
11/27/2006, 12:23 AM
Smaller one:
http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/1100/tboone3lm1.gif
http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/6415/tbptt5.jpg
GET OFFA MY LAWN, YOU DAMN GOONERS!!!!
birddog
11/27/2006, 12:32 AM
nice work booomer.
i got a good laugh out of that.
i watched the replay last night and after he did that he turned to the guy next to him and said, "we're back in the game." like he was uncomfortable with the camera on him.
:P
OKC-SLC
11/27/2006, 12:38 AM
http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/6415/tbptt5.jpg
GET OFFA MY LAWN, YOU DAMN GOONERS!!!!
or come over here and take a nibble on my left man-breast.
either way--either off my lawn or nibble--it's cool.
How much more of a redneck name is Boone Pickens?
mdklatt
11/27/2006, 12:46 AM
How much more of a redneck name is Boone Pickens?
How about T. Boone Pickens? Is that more redneck?
No, that just makes me think someone just opened a new aggy-themed steakhouse.
OUGreg723
11/27/2006, 12:56 AM
BEEYAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
WE'RE GOING TO JOE'S AFTER THE GAME!! THEN ON TO WAL-MART!! THEN ON TO SHREVEPORT!!! HEEEEEYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Pricetag
11/27/2006, 01:09 AM
Three, he wants OSU to be competitive in the B12 in his lifetime? He better start hiring hot nazis and handsome, athletic archaeology profs to scour the earth in search of a fountain of youth or a magic cup, a la the rich bad guy in Indiana Jones 3. Dude could croak any second.
This definitely calls for an obligatory "He chose poorly."
His tongue is sticking out of his mouth. Ew.
Piware
11/27/2006, 01:49 AM
When his tongue came rolling out of his mouth I'll bet the pokes saw dollar signs thinking he was having "the big one".
He looks like he's trying to get peanut butter off of the roof of his mouth.
Frozen Sooner
11/27/2006, 01:56 AM
Well, they either had to feed him peanut butter or jam a carrot up his *** to make it look like he was talking on TV.
Seriously, every time I saw that guy on screen I was wondering if they'd ask him about all the Oklahomans he'd put out of work due to his business practices.
Hey, I'm sure he offered them generous severance packages, allowing them to be able to afford those $600 club level seats...
BoomerSooner247
11/27/2006, 02:04 AM
hahhahaha only 2 pages in and this thread is already great :D
Boone looks more like Mr. Furley from Three's Company to me :)
http://www.punditmark.com/archives/preachFurly2.jpg
Frozen Sooner
11/27/2006, 02:07 AM
Hey, I'm sure he offered them generous severance packages, allowing them to be able to afford those $600 club level seats...
You know, a dream of mine is to purchase OSU, take it private, spin off all the profitable parts, then ****can the rest.
I figure I could get decent money for an IPO of the ag department spinoff. The athletics complex I think I could get some money from Nike or Adidas or something as a good place to hold national AAU tourneys or something.
PhxSooner
11/27/2006, 02:10 AM
You know, a dream of mine is to purchase OSU, take it private, spin off all the profitable parts, then ****can the rest.
I figure I could get decent money for an IPO of the ag department spinoff. The athletics complex I think I could get some money from Nike or Adidas or something as a good place to hold national AAU tourneys or something.
The poultry building has gotta be worth something...
Frozen Sooner
11/27/2006, 02:17 AM
Good point. I'll bet Tyson would pay a bit above market for that operation.
critical_phil
11/27/2006, 02:27 AM
http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/4280/pickens3hj1.gif
BASSooner
11/27/2006, 02:49 AM
Haha Boone is hysterical. He can go ahead and build extra seats. It doesn't help with anything. Look at Ol Miss' stadium. It's probably bigger than OUrs and they don't have a program. Boone just wasted millions of dollars for nothing.
critical_phil
11/27/2006, 03:05 AM
THE STATE'S TURD POLISHING UNIVERSITY
Haha Boone is hysterical. He can go ahead and build extra seats. It doesn't help with anything. Look at Ol Miss' stadium. It's probably bigger than OUrs and they don't have a program. Boone just wasted millions of dollars for nothing.
what do you expect. he's gullible enough to buy one of those magnetic bracelets. he's gullible enough to buy aggie a new stadium. I'm thinking I need to call him about a couple of bridges I've had trouble unloading.
oh, and badger, quit posting pics that try to make me accept some damn certificate. Its bad form.
He says he's the biggest OSU fan ever. I don't think there's much competition for that title.
mOUse
11/27/2006, 09:44 AM
hahhahaha only 2 pages in and this thread is already great :D
Boone looks more like Mr. Furley from Three's Company to me :)
http://www.punditmark.com/archives/preachFurly2.jpg
Greatness.!! Stunned Aggy!
http://www.grumblemagazine.com/articles/fish/whichone-donknotts.jpg
TheHumanAlphabet
11/27/2006, 11:12 AM
[picking nose]We are serious bovines, I mean look at this fancy new gate I bought THE State's University for our grand game beginning entrance![/picking nose]
http://www.handi-klasp.com/images/panel_small.jpg
What was with the gate dealio? The gayest gay thing I have ever seen. Mrs THA started laughing out loud and wondered where the cattle stampede was...
birddog
11/27/2006, 11:14 AM
http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/4280/pickens3hj1.gif
sweet, clean it up a bit and we've got a keeper.
critical_phil
11/27/2006, 12:06 PM
sweet, clean it up a bit and we've got a keeper.
http://img322.imageshack.us/img322/6645/pickens2pk7.gif
MarylandSooner
11/27/2006, 12:14 PM
"I always thought that you get good first and then add seats to your stadium"
O'l Boone is trying to do the opposite. Must be loosing his mind.
Mixer!
11/27/2006, 12:38 PM
"I always thought that you get good first and then add aluminum benches to your stadium"
;)
OUMallen
11/27/2006, 01:03 PM
Heh!
http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/6415/tbptt5.jpg
That sweater is freaking awful. A COSBY SWEAT-TAH!
Piware
11/27/2006, 02:14 PM
What was with the gate dealio? The gayest gay thing I have ever seen. Mrs THA started laughing out loud and wondered where the cattle stampede was...
If we build it they will come.....
Rocker
11/27/2006, 04:02 PM
LOOK AT THIS!
October 31, 2006 -- The ne'er-do-well son of billionaire Texas oil tycoon T. Boone Pickens pleaded guilty to fraud charges yesterday for sending out millions of bogus faxes containing fake stock tips - and then cashing in on the inflated prices.
Michael Pickens likely faces between 57 and 71 months behind bars for the "fax blasting" scheme that was intended to trigger a buying frenzy on stock in three companies in December 2004.
"The faxes were made to appear as a misdirected tip from a stock broker to a customer. In fact, there was no stock broker, no customer and no tip," Pickens, 52, told Manhattan Federal Judge Loretta Preska yesterday.
Companies affiliated with Pickens netted nearly $400,000 selling off stock once the prices had been driven up by the fictitious tips, prosecutors said.
In one case, the tip was made to look like a personalized note from a financial adviser to a client, "Dr. Mitchel," urging him to buy stock that was expected to triple in value.
Sentencing is set for Jan. 30, 2007.
Five months ago, Preska ordered the younger Pickens into rehab for allegedly trying to burglarize a Connecticut fly-fishing shop while in a drugged-up haze.
Pickens was found passed out in the fetal position under a desk in the ransacked Housatonic Meadows Fly Shop in Cornwall, Conn., where a bag containing about $300,000 in fishing gear had been left near the door.
mOUse
11/27/2006, 05:18 PM
LOOK AT THIS!
October 31, 2006 -- The ne'er-do-well son of billionaire Texas oil tycoon T. Boone Pickens pleaded guilty to fraud charges yesterday for sending out millions of bogus faxes containing fake stock tips - and then cashing in on the inflated prices.
Michael Pickens likely faces between 57 and 71 months behind bars for the "fax blasting" scheme that was intended to trigger a buying frenzy on stock in three companies in December 2004.
"The faxes were made to appear as a misdirected tip from a stock broker to a customer. In fact, there was no stock broker, no customer and no tip," Pickens, 52, told Manhattan Federal Judge Loretta Preska yesterday.
Companies affiliated with Pickens netted nearly $400,000 selling off stock once the prices had been driven up by the fictitious tips, prosecutors said.
In one case, the tip was made to look like a personalized note from a financial adviser to a client, "Dr. Mitchel," urging him to buy stock that was expected to triple in value.
Sentencing is set for Jan. 30, 2007.
Five months ago, Preska ordered the younger Pickens into rehab for allegedly trying to burglarize a Connecticut fly-fishing shop while in a drugged-up haze.
Pickens was found passed out in the fetal position under a desk in the ransacked Housatonic Meadows Fly Shop in Cornwall, Conn., where a bag containing about $300,000 in fishing gear had been left near the door.
SELL! SELL! SELL!
http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/6415/tbptt5.jpg
Rocker
11/27/2006, 05:23 PM
Funny how T. Boone doesn't talk about this. Since they are "serious people"!
jkm, the stolen pifwafwi
11/27/2006, 05:28 PM
what do you expect. he's gullible enough to buy one of those magnetic bracelets. he's gullible enough to buy aggie a new stadium. I'm thinking I need to call him about a couple of bridges I've had trouble unloading.
dude, use your legs
jkm, the stolen pifwafwi
11/27/2006, 05:29 PM
Pickens was found passed out in the fetal position under a desk in the ransacked Housatonic Meadows Fly Shop in Cornwall, Conn., where a bag containing about $300,000 in fishing gear had been left near the door.
expensive sport
Rocker
11/27/2006, 05:31 PM
expensive sport
hahahahahhahahaha
So is stadium building!
Scotty
11/27/2006, 05:35 PM
Look at Ol Miss' stadium. It's probably bigger than OUrs and they don't have a program.
I think even with their new addition its topped out at about 60,000 or so. I have been there, and it just wasn't all that impressive. Except for the Grove. Thats the chit, man.
http://users.california.com/~csuppes/NCAA/SEC/Mississippi/aerial.jpg
TAFBSooner
11/28/2006, 07:51 AM
Yes, they are very serious. There are connections here that we can but dimly comprehend.
The sweater swoosh is the key. There has to be some link between T Boone and his strange love for the College of Corporate Raiders, and that other dark figure who's been funneling cash to Sweat Shop University.
You think I'm imagining things? Just remember all those duck calls . . .
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