View Full Version : Bill Callahan
StoopTroup
11/25/2006, 05:46 PM
...is stuffing his stocking with stale corn.
Ground_Attack
11/25/2006, 05:47 PM
is so exciting about facing the f'in hillbillies, he is pleasuring himself with a corn cob as we speak.
soonernation
11/25/2006, 05:47 PM
is gonna get his *** ****in kicked Saturday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
King Crimson
11/25/2006, 05:48 PM
...has had it up to "here".
Wishboned
11/25/2006, 05:48 PM
is slashing his wrists at the thought of facing OU instead of his throat.
stoops the eternal pimp
11/25/2006, 05:49 PM
couldnt beat the pokes in stoolwater
....thought Blake would be a great coach and hired him
Rogue
11/25/2006, 05:51 PM
Hates ****ing hillbillies, but loves him some rednecks.
Go figure?
Okla-homey
11/25/2006, 05:53 PM
is gonna have a popgun stuffed up his corn hole.
Newbomb Turk
11/25/2006, 05:53 PM
thinks Czar is a F'n hillbilly cause he owns a pop gun.
Ground_Attack
11/25/2006, 05:55 PM
was rooting for Aggy since he thought UT might let him have his way with Bevo.
Bill Callahan votes for Green Party and drives a Tahoe.
ok that wasn't funny....give me a min...
...wishes he was half the man Tom Osborne is.
soonercody
11/25/2006, 06:07 PM
Just renewed his automatic mail-order for Preparation H and Mylanta.
SanDiegoSoonerGal
11/25/2006, 06:37 PM
...is stuffing his stocking with stale corn.
And bugs...lots and lots of ... bugs.
josh09
11/25/2006, 06:38 PM
....lets his kids go to MJ's house
CatfishSooner
11/25/2006, 06:40 PM
has a man crush on Zach Taylor...
AllDay28
11/25/2006, 06:41 PM
his clipboard is actually a copy of "Coaching for Dummies."
StoopTroup
11/25/2006, 06:46 PM
...likes to call Lincoln "Drag City"....
dragcity.com (http://www.dragcity.com/catalog/books/dc272.html)
NSFW
devOUt
11/25/2006, 06:50 PM
.... should use a knife when he makes another throat slash gesture.
SouthFortySooner
11/25/2006, 06:50 PM
...drives down the hiway with loose trash in the back of his pickup.
swardboy
11/25/2006, 07:49 PM
farts loudly in public places.....f'in hillbilly
StoopTroup
11/25/2006, 11:58 PM
...is looking for his electric jock.
All_Day_28
11/26/2006, 12:08 AM
....thought Blake would be a great coach and hired him
LMAO LMAO ROFL LOLOLOL LMAO!!!!!!!!
Tulsa_Fireman
11/26/2006, 12:19 AM
...hopes to hell he doesn't get headbutted by a Rufnek.
SCOUT
11/26/2006, 12:33 AM
Plays up the Nebraska tradition angle while thinking it is just a minor stop in his career.
The Preach Man
11/26/2006, 12:44 AM
is a meanie. :mad:
ouwasp
11/26/2006, 12:46 AM
...is Les Miles' evil twin :les:
Doged
11/26/2006, 01:32 AM
...loves trick plays, like nuking a DeGiorno pizza and claiming it was delivered.
william_brasky
11/26/2006, 02:23 AM
...sent a letter to Santa asking for a merkin.
...would like your help in moving the estate of a dead oil baron out of nigeria.
...has the same record Solich had when he got canned.
trwxxa
11/26/2006, 10:18 AM
had it written in his contract that if he makes a CCG, he gets upgraded to a double-wide.
Congratulations.
Football Jim
11/26/2006, 10:25 AM
SUCKS
Bill Callahan introduced "Waterboarding for Kindergartners" to replace "time-out" as recommended punishment for troubled tots and pre-schoolers.
aurorasooner
11/26/2006, 10:26 AM
...wishes he was half the man Tom Osborne is. wishes he was half as tall, too.
OKC-SLC
11/26/2006, 10:59 AM
...thinks stoops only won the MNC because of Boo's players
birddog
11/26/2006, 12:46 PM
...makes fart sounds when boo blake bends down to tie his shoe.
StoopTroup
11/26/2006, 12:54 PM
...brushes his teeth with a corncob.
OKC-SLC
11/26/2006, 01:09 PM
...brushes his corncob with teeth.
GimmeRed
11/26/2006, 01:14 PM
Might be your Daddy.
Might be your Daddy.
...is shooting blanks.
douxpaysan
11/26/2006, 02:23 PM
loosely related to General George A. Custer, whose last words were, "F*k'n hillbillies."http://www.1americanatrail.com/images/CUSTER.gif
Jason White's Third Knee
11/26/2006, 03:44 PM
... is gonna squeal like a pig.
kingswitz
11/26/2006, 04:00 PM
...thinks John Blake's boobs are spectacular!
goingoneight
11/26/2006, 04:23 PM
... stuffs his pants with a two tube socks and an orange.
booomer
11/26/2006, 04:36 PM
Looks like Alec Baldwin............. http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/icons/icon13.gif
GimmeRed
11/26/2006, 04:51 PM
...is shooting blanks.
Could find your Mama in the dark again no problem.
Newbomb Turk
11/26/2006, 05:19 PM
watches Brokeback Mountain and fantasizes about GimmeRed.
Jason White's Third Knee
11/26/2006, 06:59 PM
...still can't believe that he was just Chucky's bitch.
OKC-SLC
11/27/2006, 12:46 AM
is responsible for letting this thread reach page 2.
birddog
11/27/2006, 12:48 AM
...called "kramer" for racial sensitivity advice.
Flagstaffsooner
11/27/2006, 12:54 AM
Plays hide the weenie with Boo.
StoopTroup
11/27/2006, 01:01 AM
...heard it from Blake that we all hate him more.
AwaySooner
11/27/2006, 01:44 AM
use express checkout lane with 20 items..
badger
11/27/2006, 01:49 AM
...hates oranges
Frozen Sooner
11/27/2006, 02:11 AM
Got confused in 2003 and thought he was at a Raiders-Broncos game.
...listens to his Celine Dion CD's when he needs a good cry.
Scott D
11/27/2006, 10:45 AM
peed his pants this morning because he heard Al Davis was going to watch the game in person.
TheHumanAlphabet
11/27/2006, 10:56 AM
Collects all the corncobs from fans he can to use instead of toilet paper...
GimmeRed
11/27/2006, 02:22 PM
Has a stuffed wagon hanging in the locker room.
wants to slash his kids' throats.
Partial Qualifier
11/27/2006, 02:32 PM
is a pedantic, pontificating, pretentious bastard; a belligerent old fart; a worthless, steaming pile of cow dung.
Flagstaffsooner
11/27/2006, 02:39 PM
Was fired by Al Davis.
...thinks Uwe Boll is a great director.
Tulsa_Fireman
11/27/2006, 02:52 PM
...makes Tommy Boy Callahan look like Stephen Hawking.
AimForCenterMass
11/27/2006, 04:48 PM
...must go.
www.billmustgo.com
bixby28
11/27/2006, 04:52 PM
Did he call the fans at the 2004 game 'toothless hillbillies"?? I can't remember what year that was. I hope that Nebraska gets humiliated this Saturday.
OU 37
Neb. 24
CincySooner
11/27/2006, 05:23 PM
... couldnt find Oklahoma and Nebraska on a map 11 years ago.
badger
11/27/2006, 07:18 PM
...still wishes that his fans yelled gooooooooooooooo raiders instead of whoever those f****** hillbillies are in red.
Frozen Sooner
11/27/2006, 07:26 PM
Managed to lose a Super Bowl to Jon Gruden.
Let's just think about that for a while.
badger
11/27/2006, 07:50 PM
...wears glasses to look smart.
KingDavid
11/27/2006, 09:45 PM
. . . will be fired in about 2 or 3 years after a few more mediocre seasons and low-grade bowl appearances.
badger
11/27/2006, 09:51 PM
...wants to go to miami now.
sooner94
11/28/2006, 12:36 AM
Gets semi-wood when he watches Brokeback Mountain.
william_brasky
11/28/2006, 12:39 AM
...bought the entire NU football squad, coaching staff, and support personnel merkins for Christmas.
OUswagger
11/28/2006, 12:51 AM
better known as titts mcgee
birddog
11/28/2006, 12:56 AM
...after practice, pulls the players' jocks out of the laundry bin and sniffs 'em.
SanDiegoSoonerGal
11/28/2006, 01:21 AM
farts loudly in public places.....f'in hillbilly
Suspects deep down inside that he's not up to f'in hillbilly quality.
Landthief 1972
11/28/2006, 02:29 AM
Has a recurring nightmare in which he is unable to make it to the Big XII Championship game, and Boo Blake fills in by: moving the QB to DE, the SS to RB and sticking 14 players on the field for a field goal.
FlatheadSooner
11/28/2006, 01:02 PM
Is messing his adult diaper every time his face makes one of those tick-like gestures. Let's count them on Saturday.
fadada1
11/28/2006, 01:24 PM
... sings all the wiggles songs to his players before each game.
TheUnnamedSooner
11/28/2006, 01:26 PM
... made Dio In-famous....
Flagstaffsooner
11/28/2006, 01:35 PM
Calls Lincoln "The Riviera of the Midwest".
OKC-SLC
11/28/2006, 10:22 PM
...has a plethora of Piñatas
BigRedTradition
11/28/2006, 10:47 PM
....is going to out coach Stoops on Saturday! ;)
Wait a minute.....
am I on the wrong website?
I knew I should have made a left turn in Albuquerque!:D
badger
11/28/2006, 10:52 PM
...will try to use a Norman player to beat a million players from Norman.
OzarkSooner
11/28/2006, 11:11 PM
should from now on be called "The effin' city-slicker."
(It makes no more sense than calling Sooners effin' hillbillies.)
badger
11/28/2006, 11:49 PM
...is the inspiration behind Little Red
LoyalFan
11/29/2006, 02:36 AM
Does unsavory things to adolescent woodchucks and, to add to the horror, gives them spoiled cabbage and bad chucks...er...checks.
LF
westcoast_sooner
11/29/2006, 09:44 PM
Only thought the Raiders were the dumbest team in America - until he got to Lincoln.
birddog
11/29/2006, 09:47 PM
...urinates in the sink because it's closer than the bathroom.
StoopTroup
11/29/2006, 09:56 PM
...has had a hotdog shot up his ***, more than once.
http://www.lansinglugnuts.com/fan_action/057_8to7_11homestand/BobInAction2%207-9-500.jpg
mrjeffmaxwell
11/29/2006, 09:58 PM
What a waste of a hotdog, or wait- Did he still eat it?!
olevetonahill
11/29/2006, 10:10 PM
I actually like calluboo
He gave me My name
F--ing hillbilly
birddog
11/29/2006, 10:29 PM
...often tries to order a hamburger from the husker mascot, lil' red, because he thinks it's the kips big boy guy.
badger
11/29/2006, 10:37 PM
...is in love with Steve, the greatest athletic director in the whole wide world.
SanDiegoSoonerGal
11/29/2006, 10:40 PM
Doesn't actually eat his boogers, but really, really wants to.
OU-HSV
11/30/2006, 01:06 AM
Leaves his stress relief foam squeeze ball at home on game days.
King Crimson
11/30/2006, 01:12 AM
doesn't understand why more people didn't buy the second Wilson-Phillips record.
OU-HSV
11/30/2006, 01:19 AM
Goes to the zoo to gaze at the chimpanzees' azzes.
Football Jim
11/30/2006, 02:04 AM
Drools on his clipboard:eek:
josh09
12/1/2006, 06:44 PM
will lose to hillbillies
... stuffs his pants with a two tube socks and an orange.
. . . and Boo Blake has to correct him - & tell him to put them in the front.
birddog
12/1/2006, 08:17 PM
....has his wife bleach out the skid marks from his underwear.
Drives 55 in the fast lane - "because it's the speed limit"
[callahan]"GO AROUND ME YOU F'ING HILLBILLIES! [callahan/]
StoopTroup
12/1/2006, 08:45 PM
...just took another xantac.
King Crimson
12/1/2006, 10:41 PM
thinks Bill Callahan underoos are a great marketing idea.
sooneron
12/1/2006, 10:47 PM
Puts notches in his belt for each ruf nek taken out
BoomerGirl34
12/1/2006, 10:48 PM
F'in' Hillbilly....
jdsooner
12/1/2006, 10:53 PM
Runs trick plays against terrible teams and then calls
conservative plays to run the clock when he plays great teams that can kick his ***. (such as OU and USC)
...pops Flomax like candy.
cuz he likes the dizziness side effect.
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