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bri
11/25/2006, 12:41 AM
If you're gonna go on and on about women that you have absolutely no chance in Hell of ever coming within 10 feet of that you'd like to ****, have the common decency to learn to spell their ****ing name. You'll probably go farther in life that way.

Thanks,
Everyone
royalfan5
11/25/2006, 12:42 AM
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TUSooner
11/25/2006, 12:44 AM
You mean like Salma Hayek?
bri
11/25/2006, 12:48 AM
All I'm saying is that the former Sooner All-American that led us to our first ever Final Four in women's basketball spells her name "Stacey". If you're gonna act like she's just another vacuous whore to be ogled and eye-****ed and devalued as a person, learn to spell her goddamn name. It sickens me marginally less when people put forth enough effort to Google the proper spelling of her name. But then, I'm old-fashioned like that.
royalfan5
11/25/2006, 12:48 AM
All I'm saying is that the former Sooner All-American that led us to our first ever Final Four in women's basketball spells her name "Stacey". If you're gonna act like she's just another vacuous whore to be ogled and eye-****ed and devalued as a person, learn to spell her goddamn name. It sickens me marginally less when people put forth enough effort to Google the proper spelling of her name. But then, I'm old-fashioned like that.
I see.
Frozen Sooner
11/25/2006, 12:49 AM
Dude, if I don't send her crazily-misspelled love notes, how is she EVER going to wind up with me?
SCOUT
11/25/2006, 01:06 AM
Dere Stacie. I luv you u. I think you are the pertiest womin in the hole world. I will be outside yur house late tonite.

Luv,
Frozen Sooner
XXX OOO
Chuck Bao
11/25/2006, 02:07 AM
Gooble Gooble dudettes, let's get it AWWWNNN!
OUinFLA
11/25/2006, 08:57 AM
What about us "specific" jackasses?
as opposed to those lesser level random jackasses.
1stTimeCaller
11/25/2006, 08:59 AM
What about us "specific" jackasses?
as opposed to those lesser level random jackasses.

I was wondering the same thing.
Gandalf_The_Grey
11/25/2006, 10:01 AM
To be fair...erections cause a 32% decrease in spelling accuracy...hence my theory that Dolemite always has an erection!
OUinFLA
11/25/2006, 11:34 AM
I was wondering the same thing.

Ya see, us "specific" jackasses wouldnt really care how she spells her name.
Instead what we want to know is....

Is she HAWT?

Pics?

TIA
dolemitesooner
11/25/2006, 09:10 PM
To be fair...erections cause a 32% decrease in spelling accuracy...hence my theory that Dolemite always has an erection!
Wow I never heard...that but yeah yeah i have a semi right now
BudSooner
11/26/2006, 12:23 AM
but yeah i have a semi right now

:eek:
Frozen Sooner
11/26/2006, 12:48 AM
Jerk's got a semi all the time at work.
Chuck Bao
11/26/2006, 12:53 AM
People with erections can't spell and semi-erections can't count. Huh!
BoogercountySooner
11/26/2006, 09:07 AM
Geeze Breye!
Gandalf_The_Grey
11/26/2006, 09:51 AM
Yeah but Jerk's Semi is really long and wide and has been known to move things completely cross country ;)
OUTromBoNado
11/27/2006, 12:50 AM
To be fair...erections cause a 32% decrease in spelling accuracy...hence my theory that Dolemite always has an erection!

You know, if those things last more than four hours you're supposed to see a doctor.
Frozen Sooner
11/27/2006, 12:52 AM
You know, if those things last more than four hours your wife is going to be a very happy woman.

:nods: