Everything is as it should be drunkytown thread

[royalfan5]

NU and OU playing for the conference title, a week late, but I'll take it. I have a fridge full of beer, and I ready to practice for next week.

[King Crimson]

we have a game to win.

you don't have a state rival and have NO idea how they get up for you.

[royalfan5]

we have a game to win.

you don't have a state rival and have NO idea how they get up for you.
If you guys can't get up for a trip to the conference title game. And CU gets up for us like OSU does for y'all. This isn't the first time a bad Buffs team has given NU fits in Lincoln.

[Mongo]

we have a game to win.

you don't have a state rival and have NO idea how they get up for you.

with the hard-on producing loss that the whorns suffered will cause the Sooners to rise to the occasion and pound the pokies.

The Sooners will be pumped up and take the momentum into the championship game.

I am drinkin tequila.

[royalfan5]

I think my favorite part of today so far has been the 2-10 chant we had going at the end of the game.

[King Crimson]

And CU gets up for us like OSU does for y'all. .


that's not even true. and YOU GUYS lost in Stillwater. get a clue, G? no?

[royalfan5]

that's not even true. and YOU GUYS lost in Stillwater. get a clue, G? no?
CU lives to play NU, why else is Hawkins taking **** about NU in October. People from outside NU/CU don't realize the sheer hatred between the two schools. NU in Stillwater this year was a classic trap game for us between a heartbreaking loss to Texas and before the North playoff with Mizzou. NU would beat OSU handily if we played them again.

[lil'duck]

everything is not as it should be in drunkytown- where are the ladies, like me? Am I the only one here?

[King Crimson]

CU lives to play NU, why else is Hawkins taking **** about NU in October. People from outside NU/CU don't realize the sheer hatred between the two schools. NU in Stillwater this year was a classic trap game for us between a heartbreaking loss to Texas and before the North playoff with Mizzou. NU would beat OSU handily if we played them again.

i've lived in Colorado for 15 years. and currently live about 200 yards from the CU practice fields. it may be a pet theory for you, but don't tell me CU-NU is the same as an in-state rivalry.

[royalfan5]

i've lived in Colorado for 15 years. and currently live about 200 yards from the CU practice fields. it may be a pet theory for you, but don't tell me CU-NU is the same as an in-state rivalry.
**** it, I'm drunk and I don't care if you don't think Cu gets way up for the NU game. I am glad we ran in that last touchdown though. ****ing Dan Hawkins wants to talk **** when he's 2-9. Callahan should have onsided and went for another score.

[King Crimson]

don't be dumb. CU gets up for NU. but it ain't the same as an in-state rivalry where little brother plays it's super bowl against you every year.

[lil'duck]

A cute lady is on the board who wants to cut it up with you all.....;) Who's up for letting go of the anger and having some irreverant fun?

[royalfan5]

A cute lady is on the board who wants to cut it up with you all.....;) Who's up for letting go of the anger and having some irreverant fun?
Give me another beer or two, and I'll relax.

[royalfan5]

don't be dumb. CU gets up for NU. but it ain't the same as an in-state rivalry where little brother plays it's super bowl against you every year.
Did you not see the part where I said I was drunk and didn't ****ing care anymore?

[lil'duck]

try a martini - I hear they work pretty well.....:)

[Mongo]

A cute lady is on the board who wants to cut it up with you all.....;) Who's up for letting go of the anger and having some irreverant fun?

Yes, but are you on your way to, or in the city limits of Drunkytown?

Oh, and, how you doin'?

[Flagstaffsooner]

Hi, lil'Duck. From my experience martinis work way too well.

[lil'duck]

Yes, but are you on your way to, or in the city limits of Drunkytown?

Oh, and, how you doin'?

In the words of Rachel in Vegas, "I'm doin' good, baby, how you doin'?"

except I don't have a pen mustache on.....

[lil'duck]

Hi, lil'Duck. From my experience martinis work way too well.


oh, an I'm in the city limits of Drunkytown....just about near downtown, now. :)

[royalfan5]

try a martini - I hear they work pretty well.....:)
unless I can make a martini out of milk, graham crackers, and coors light. I'm probably out of luck on that.

[Mongo]

unless I can make a martini out of milk, graham crackers, and coors light. I'm probably out of luck on that.

A grahamtini? Hell, I drink those all the time.

[lil'duck]

grahamatini on ice - order it the next time you're at a bar and then act like the bartender is a dip**** when he doesn't know what it is. :D

[royalfan5]

grahamatini on ice - order it the next time you're at a bar and then act like the bartender is a dip**** when he doesn't know what it is. :D
but what do I do if he actually produces one. My one experince mixing booze and milk wasn't exactly happy.

[Mongo]

Bartender: "Would you like your grahamtini shaken or stirred?"
Bar patron: "Shaken?!? You'll crush the crackers dipsh!t!!!"
Bartender: "Stirred it is, sir."

[lil'duck]

but what do I do if he actually produces one. My one experince mixing booze and milk wasn't exactly happy.

just call me "dude". White russians aren't that deadly....wait, no, wait, they are seriously deadly...I'm just remembering my experience with them...ouch. :P

[lil'duck]

Bartender: "Would you like your grahamtini shaken or stirred?"
Bar patron: "Shaken?!? You'll crush the crackers dipsh!t!!!"
Bartender: "Stirred it is, sir."

awesome.

btw, Casino Royale rocks.

[Mongo]

just call me "dude". White russians aren't that deadly....wait, no, wait, they are seriously deadly...I'm just remembering my experience with them...ouch. :P

Had a friend drink them all nite long in Acuna, Mexico after watching TBL. Atomic ****s for a week from the unidentified source of unrefridgerated milk.

[royalfan5]

just call me "dude". White russians aren't that deadly....wait, no, wait, they are seriously deadly...I'm just remembering my experience with them...ouch. :P
mine was with a concoction known as alcomilk. I dumped a bottle of creme de caco liquor into a gallon of milk and went to town. Not one of my better ideas.

[lil'duck]

mine was with a concoction known as alcomilk. I dumped a bottle of creme de caco liquor into a gallon of milk and went to town. Not one of my better ideas.

heh. creme de caco. That was one of my first drunk experiences - broke into the folks liquor cabinet.....I thought it would be a "great idea". After dinner liquor is evil. :O

[royalfan5]

Watch The Call on Youtube was a bad idea. The leadsinger is creepy.

[GottaHavePride]

awesome.

btw, Casino Royale rocks.

Yes. Yes it does. Like a shop that sells rocks.

[lil'duck]

Yes. Yes it does. Like a shop that sells rocks.


WHAT? Are you insane in the membrane? You didn't like it?

whatever mod....:)

[royalfan5]

You know whats a classy beer? Special export.

[lil'duck]

You know whats a classy beer? Special export.


eh? yes, exports are almost better than the domestics...unless you live where I do....oh baby, those micros are to die for. :)

[royalfan5]

eh? yes, exports are almost better than the domestics...unless you live where I do....oh baby, those micros are to die for. :)
Special Export is a domestic. It's the Junior varsity Rolling Rock. It also is drinkable warm.

[lil'duck]

Special Export is a domestic. It's the Junior varsity Rolling Rock. It also is drinkable warm.

might you be drinking this special beer warm right now?

[royalfan5]

might you be drinking this special beer warm right now?
Nope, I have a fridge full of Coors Light. Also Shooter Jennings is ****ing awesome, in case you were wondering.

[lil'duck]

what's shooter jennings? Beer?

wondering.:)

[royalfan5]

what's shooter jennings? Beer?

wondering.:)
Son of Waylon Jennings. Musician

[lil'duck]

are you getting all intellectual and stuff on drunkytown?

I may have to stop drinking to keep up.......

[royalfan5]

are you getting all intellectual and stuff on drunkytown?

I may have to stop drinking to keep up.......
I'm always intellectual but I'm also on youtube. Seriously, go to youtube and search for Shooter Jennings and play 4th of July and Gone to Carolina. I promise you won't be disappointed.

[lil'duck]

I'm always intellectual but I'm also on youtube. Seriously, go to youtube and search for Shooter Jennings and play 4th of July and Gone to Carolina. I promise you won't be disappointed.

got the link? I took piano for 10 yrs....so I have a certain interest in music.

[royalfan5]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zc7MraaUb8M 4 of July

http://youtube.com/watch?v=c4OM_QEtPXc Gone to Carolina

[Mongo]

got the link? I took piano for 10 yrs....so I have a certain interest in music.

I think Shooter is more of the kind of guy to take a dump in a piano than play it. Is that your interest?

[royalfan5]

I found Marty Robbins videos too. Marty Robbins is a badass too.

[royalfan5]

I think Shooter is more of the kind of guy to take a dump in a piano than play it. Is that your interest?
Shooter ****ing rocks his piano. He plays it on at least two songs live.

[Mongo]

Shooter ****ing rocks his piano. He plays it on at least two songs live.


I have heard a little of what he has done, but not pianer playin. His father would be ashamed with his lack of ****ting in a piano.

[royalfan5]

I have heard a little of what he has done, but not pianer playin. His father would be ashamed with his lack of ****ting in a piano.
According to busted in Baylor County, that's where Shooter keeps his weed. I doubt he wants to **** on his weed.

[Mongo]

Change of pace: watch foosball, get drunk, eat a great meal, or fornicate?

[royalfan5]

Change of pace: watch foosball, get drunk, eat a great meal, or fornicate?
I think I can do 3 of the 4 at the same time with the proper planning.

[Mongo]

You must be George Costanza

[proud gonzo]

my feet hurt.... I had champagne earlier, does that count in a drunkytown thread?

[Mongo]

my feet hurt.... I had champagne earlier, does that count in a drunkytown thread?

Was it a box of champagne?

[lil'duck]

Shooter's good on a guitar and has really catchy songs. I'd like to see the prodigal piano stuff, though. (I'm a piano girl)

[lil'duck]

my feet hurt.... I had champagne earlier, does that count in a drunkytown thread?

do your feet hurt because you drank champagne? It's a hazard to women in cute shoes. :)

[royalfan5]

Shooter's good on a guitar and has really catchy songs. I'd like to see the prodigal piano stuff, though. (I'm a piano girl)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SJWB_l41ufY

http://youtube.com/watch?v=RV3WZUd32ps

[royalfan5]

Oh and 50's footage of George Jones=Teh awesome

[lil'duck]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=SJWB_l41ufY

http://youtube.com/watch?v=RV3WZUd32ps

I can't hear the piano over the rest of the music. :(

[proud gonzo]

Was it a box of champagne?Nope--bottles. Don't remember what kind... But it was VERY tasty.


do your feet hurt because you drank champagne? It's a hazard to women in cute shoes. :)no, my feet hurt because the shoes were cheap and uncomfortable.

[royalfan5]

I can't hear the piano over the rest of the music. :(
Well it's better in person and/or on the album it's just those songs weren't released as singles.

[royalfan5]

It still baffles me why Sahara Hot Nights never broke big in the U.S.

[lil'duck]

no, my feet hurt because the shoes were cheap and uncomfortable.[/QUOTE]

yes, but were they cute?:)

[royalfan5]

It bums me out how much I used to love Less Than Jake(and still do to tell the truth)

[proud gonzo]

no, my feet hurt because the shoes were cheap and uncomfortable.
yes, but were they cute?:) meh, kinda

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5598/goldshoescr2.jpg

[lil'duck]

those aren't that bad at all. I've seen worse. You might even be able to wear them again - who knows - a cocktail party or something.

Of course, you may just want to burn them in effigy. :rolleyes:

[Howzit]

thank doG the in-laws are leaving tomoorey. On teh wagon for howzit, starting now.

Good night,
howzit's liver

[Frozen Sooner]

Figure this is as good a place as any to announce I am now in my Caesar's Palace robe.

Wizard hat is optional.

[PhxSooner]

Figure this is as good a place as any to announce I am now in my Caesar's Palace robe.

Wizard hat is optional.
How you doin'?;)

[proud gonzo]

those aren't that bad at all. I've seen worse. You might even be able to wear them again - who knows - a cocktail party or something.

Of course, you may just want to burn them in effigy. :rolleyes: I'd wear them again if they didn't make my feet scream in anguish. but I managed to walk down the aisle without toppling over or tripping, so it's all good.

[Frozen Sooner]

Mighty fine, though I wish my new girlfriend who I think I met once in 1992 were here...;) You and the hubby and kids have a good Thanksgiving?

[Frozen Sooner]

I'd wear them again if they didn't make my feet scream in anguish. but I managed to walk down the aisle without toppling over or tripping, so it's all good.

Right now I debating whether I can get away with a low center of gravity comment or if I'm over my short joke limit with PG.

[PhxSooner]

Mighty fine, though I wish my new girlfriend who I think I met once in 1992 were here...;) You and the hubby and kids have a good Thanksgiving?
It was nice. We grilled steaks instead of turkey, and spent a good part of our 72 degree day outside.:D

I'm now reduced to eating Cool Whip out of the container...

[Frozen Sooner]

You have a strange definition of "reduced."

Personally, I'd call that evolved.

[PhxSooner]

I'd wear them again if they didn't make my feet scream in anguish. but I managed to walk down the aisle without toppling over or tripping, so it's all good.
Not falling=bridesmaid success. I nearly twisted an ankle in a wedding that had a runner down the aisle.