The Official "Pray for Texas to lose" thread

[The Preach Man]

I would like to start out our prayers to the almighty:


Dear God,

We know that you, just like us, do not like the longhorns at all. Please make them lose today.

Thank you


Amen

[OUstud]

Goodbye to Texas University, so long to the orange and the white...

[sanantoniosooner]

I don't mention UT in my prayers. If you can't say anything good...........

On the other hand, I can pray for a little ag mojo.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Prayers from Drunkytown.

http://content.crazyphotos.com/praying.jpg

[fadada1]

God definitely doesn't like the horns. look at the color he invented for them to wear. sick, sick joke on his part.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Oh God that you would give Stephen McGhee the accuracy you gave David with the slingshot as SM goes out to slay the current day Goliath

[BoomerSooner247]

i hope Stoops' pep talk to the Ags works :D

[Okla-homey]

Dear Lord, I know they worship the carcasses of dead dogs, but they know not what they do. Please forgive them and let them win. Amen.

[devOUt]

Keep praying. It's working so far.

[The Preach Man]

Keep praying. It's working so far.

If ATM wins I expect some serious spec after the game.

[The Preach Man]

If ATM wins I expect some serious spec after the game.


*cough* *cough*

[sanantoniosooner]

I don't think you want spek from me.

I've been holding my nuts for a couple of hours.

[devOUt]

You've got it.

[WildeSooner]

I do believe he was listening. Oh what a crazy season!!!!