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1stTimeCaller

11/24/2006, 07:23 AM

is the Brandenburg extended stay hotel in Atoka. It is a converted hospital. There is not one square inch of carpet in the entire place. I also believe that I am the only person staying there. There were no cars in the parking lot when I got there yesterday around 6pm and there were no cars in the parking lot when I left at 5 this morning.

Pictures after lunch.

soonerboomer93

11/24/2006, 07:27 AM

I passed out in worse last weekend. Something bit the crap out of me, and I'm hoping it was mosquitos and not something else. They also had the heat on like 80 degrees so it was hot as crap in there.

Hurry up with the pics, slappy

olevetonahill

11/24/2006, 07:30 AM

The "Calmez " In clinton
Oh wait you said Hotel not horetel :eek:

Okieflyer

11/24/2006, 07:53 AM

Swank Hotel
If your wanting to stay there, here's a link to a review.
Swank Hotel (http://www.travelpost.com/hotels/Swank_Motel/h74919)

VeeJay

11/24/2006, 09:08 AM

Not sure if I'd want to stay in a place with the name "Brandenburg." It sounds sort of cold war-ish.

bri

11/24/2006, 09:19 AM

Have you run into any creepy twins while riding the deserted halls on your Big Wheel?

MamaMia

11/24/2006, 09:28 AM

Okla-homey

11/24/2006, 09:28 AM

This motel in Stroud OK fascinates me. I gotta try it out sometime. 25.00 bucks a night. Towels extra.

http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/2575/tttttttttttttttttttttttlt5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

TUSooner

11/24/2006, 09:29 AM

Do you still have your kidneys?

sanantoniosooner

11/24/2006, 09:30 AM

Swank Hotel
If your wanting to stay there, here's a link to a review.
Swank Hotel (http://www.travelpost.com/hotels/Swank_Motel/h74919)

My husband and I stayed at this hotel one night to see what it was like to stay in a low budget hotel with vibrating beds.
Cheap Hotel Role playing.

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1stTimeCaller

11/24/2006, 09:57 AM

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h30/scottdixon/shotgun037.jpg
notice the extra wide doors and not so much kick plates but gurney plates on the doors?

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h30/scottdixon/shotgun039.jpg
door number one or two?

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h30/scottdixon/shotgun040.jpg
inside door on right- the paper towell dispenser is a nice touch

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h30/scottdixon/shotgun041.jpg
inside the door on the left- it smells worse than it looks.

Mongo

11/24/2006, 10:07 AM

The money you saved on the hotel bill could go to a higher class of prostitute.

slickdawg

11/24/2006, 10:10 AM

The slick family was driving to the inaws for Thanksgiving, and passed a
place "22.50 per night, for a couple".

Slickwife and I agreed we would sleep in the car before entering that rathole.
It makes the Skyliner look like the four seasons.

royalfan5

11/24/2006, 10:30 AM

Not sure if I'd want to stay in a place with the name "Brandenburg." It sounds sort of cold war-ish.
Beats staying in a place with the name "Spandau" that would be a little Rudolph Hess-ish.

BajaOklahoma

11/24/2006, 01:23 PM

It looks like the dorm bathrooms for the college in Athens, Texas.
Lil Baja went to a soccer camp there.

Frozen Sooner

11/24/2006, 01:30 PM

The Igloo hotel halfway between Anchorage and Fairbanks:

http://www.alaska.net/~spdskatr/Pictures/iglo.jpg

sanantoniosooner

11/24/2006, 01:41 PM

com'on.

Any place with a picnic table in the parking lot has to be awesome.

Frozen Sooner

11/24/2006, 01:43 PM

I think that's actually the dining room.

Sooner Born Sooner Bred

11/24/2006, 03:58 PM

Have you run into any creepy twins while riding the deserted halls on your Big Wheel?REDRUM!!

11/24/2006, 04:19 PM

I can't believe you'd think carpet in a bad hotel could be a good thing.

critical_phil

11/24/2006, 04:56 PM

I can't believe you'd think carpet in a bad hotel could be a good thing.

i think he's saying he had no place to pee.

11/25/2006, 02:54 PM

"gurney plates"

That's good stuff.:D

11/25/2006, 02:55 PM

Oh, and "...no place to pee."

:D :D

Sooner Born Sooner Bred

11/26/2006, 11:00 AM

Oh and I had to stay at aggy hotel on osux campus twice. I felt like I was in that gangsta movie with Tom Hanks and Paul Newman.

OCUDad

11/26/2006, 12:45 PM

You left the toilet seat up. Bad boy.

SoonerBorn68

11/26/2006, 09:47 PM

1TC, don't blame me. I posted a list of several motels in the area. You picked it. ;D

OklahomaTuba

11/26/2006, 10:05 PM

Looks like a ****ty nursing home.

proud gonzo

11/26/2006, 10:07 PM

did you seriously expect to find a good hotel in Atoka? I mean, they're happy they have a Walmart and a Sonic in that town.

btw, my aunt lives in Atoka.

AllAboutThe'O'

11/27/2006, 01:54 AM

did you seriously expect to find a good hotel in Atoka? I mean, they're happy they have a Walmart and a Sonic in that town.

btw, my aunt lives in Atoka.
There's a Best Western on the southern edge of town that looks pretty decent.

1stTimeCaller

11/27/2006, 08:49 AM

There's a Best Western on the southern edge of town that looks pretty decent.

and it's booked solid through June. The other nice hotel doesn't let dogs stay there. Another MWD guy is staying there in the honeymoon suite. Round bed, heart shaped jacuzzi tub and some other heart shaped something in the room, I can't remember exactly what.

After further review I believe that this is an old Veteran's home. There is a courtyard where I play with the animal and there is a base for a 10" dia. flagpole.

I finally was able to take a hot shower this morning.

OklahomaTuba

11/27/2006, 09:14 AM

After seeing those pics, I would strongly consider sleeping in my car.

1stTimeCaller

11/27/2006, 09:19 AM

After seeing those pics, I would strongly consider sleeping in my car.

heh. I'm holding out in hopes that it was a mental hospital before being somewhat converted into a hotel and that there are ghosts.

sanantoniosooner

11/27/2006, 09:21 AM

Does it have "old people" smell?

bri

11/27/2006, 10:03 AM

For an extra $5, someone will come in and turn you while you sleep so you don't get bedsores.

Then they burn you with a lit cigarette and take the money your family sent you.

1stTimeCaller

11/27/2006, 10:12 AM

For an extra $5, someone will come in and turn you while you sleep so you don't get bedsores.

Then they burn you with a lit cigarette and take the money your family sent you.

I was kinda hoping that one of the hawt nurses (female, not c_p) would think I was a vegetable and try to rape me.

sanantoniosooner

11/27/2006, 10:18 AM

I was kinda hoping that one of the hawt nurses (female, not c_p) would think I was a vegetable and try to rape me.
In Atoka I suspect "teabagging" would be more likely.

1stTimeCaller

11/27/2006, 10:36 AM

by both males and females!

:eek:

Mjcpr

11/27/2006, 10:37 AM

I bet your dog is happy that you're staying with him at the kennel though.

1stTimeCaller

11/28/2006, 09:48 PM

OMG, as I was pulling up tonight I couldn't find a spot so I drove past the hospitel and saw a guy outside with no shirt on and practicing with his nunchucks. NUNCHUCKS!!! Are you kidding me? He was out in front of the place swinging them around. This place is awesome. A grown man (25ish) out playing with nunchucks.

oilmud

11/28/2006, 09:52 PM