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slickdawg
11/23/2006, 10:06 AM
Thanksgiving Spek to anyone that replies to this thread.

It may be some weird stuff you get, but it's spek, nonetheless.


:pop:

Newbomb Turk
11/23/2006, 10:12 AM
Happy Thanksgiving to you as well.

sanantoniosooner
11/23/2006, 10:12 AM
I celebrate Kwanzgiving instead, but a happy one to you also.

GrapevineSooner
11/23/2006, 10:14 AM
What do you eat for Kwanzgiving?

sanantoniosooner
11/23/2006, 10:18 AM
Fried Turkey.

SoonerSid
11/23/2006, 10:21 AM
happy turkey day..

william_brasky
11/23/2006, 10:30 AM
happy effin' thanksgiving you freaks.

Okla-homey
11/23/2006, 10:39 AM
Happy "Commemoration of the Day the Exploitive and Patronizing Pilgrims Served Lunch to the Noble People They Would Eventually Kill, Starve, Communicate Diseases to and/or Otherwise Evict From Their Soveriegn Ancestral Homelands.";)

reevie
11/23/2006, 10:42 AM
Happy Thanksgiving!

It's one day closer to the Aggies beating Texas and the Sooners embarassing OSU on their home field!

OUHOMER
11/23/2006, 10:47 AM
I am going to get hurt today, And HAPPY THANKSGIVING to all

Tailwind
11/23/2006, 10:57 AM
Happt Thanksgiving to all, and to all a good night.

BeetDigger
11/23/2006, 11:13 AM
Happy Thanksgiving, you bunch of cannibals.

Mixer!
11/23/2006, 11:27 AM
The year that is drawing towards its close, has been filled with the blessings of fruitful fields and healthful skies. To these bounties, which are so constantly enjoyed that we are prone to forget the source from which they come, others have been added, which are of so extraordinary a nature, that they cannot fail to penetrate and soften even the heart which is habitually insensible to the ever watchful providence of Almighty God. In the midst of a civil war of unequalled magnitude and severity, which has sometimes seemed to foreign States to invite and to provoke their aggression, peace has been preserved with all nations, order has been maintained, the laws have been respected and obeyed, and harmony has prevailed everywhere except in the theatre of military conflict; while that theatre has been greatly contracted by the advancing armies and navies of the Union. Needful diversions of wealth and of strength from the fields of peaceful industry to the national defence, have not arrested the plough, the shuttle, or the ship; the axe had enlarged the borders of our settlements, and the mines, as well of iron and coal as of the precious metals, have yielded even more abundantly than heretofore. Population has steadily increased, notwithstanding the waste that has been made in the camp, the siege and the battle-field; and the country, rejoicing in the consciousness of augmented strength and vigor, is permitted to expect continuance of years, with large increase of freedom.

No human counsel hath devised nor hath any mortal hand worked out these great things. They are the gracious gifts of the Most High God, who, while dealing with us in anger for our sins, hath nevertheless remembered mercy.

It has seemed to me fit and proper that they should be solemnly, reverently and gratefully acknowledged as with one heart and voice by the whole American people. I do therefore invite my fellow citizens in every part of the United States, and also those who are at sea and those who are sojourning in foreign lands, to set apart and observe the last Thursday of November next, as a day of Thanksgiving and Praise to our beneficent Father who dwelleth in the Heavens. And I recommend to them that while offering up the ascriptions justly due to Him for such singular deliverances and blessings, they do also, with humble penitence for our national perverseness and disobedience, commend to his tender care all those who have become widows, orphans, mourners or sufferers in the lamentable civil strife in which we are unavoidably engaged, and fervently implore the interposition of the Almighty Hand to heal the wounds of the nation and to restore it as soon as may be consistent with the Divine purposes to the full enjoyment of peace, harmony, tranquility and Union.

In testimony whereof, I have hereunto set my hand, and caused the seal of the United States to be affixed.

Done at the city of Washington, this third day of October, in the year of our Lord one thousand eight hundred and sixty-three, and of the independence of the United States the eighty-eighth.
Proclamation of President Abraham Lincoln, 3 October 1863.

Rogue
11/23/2006, 12:02 PM
Thank you, thank you, thank you very much.

SoonerDood
11/23/2006, 12:20 PM
HAPPY THANKSGIVING

Ike
11/23/2006, 12:29 PM
Have a Nappy Thanksgiving fellow Sooner brethren...


(that was originally a typo, but it made me laugh, so I just left it in)

orangekaje
11/23/2006, 12:30 PM
Happy Turkey Day

http://www.pmaco.com/humor/Turkey_Day.jpg

william_brasky
11/23/2006, 12:31 PM
Eat me
http://cpharm.vetmed.vt.edu/funny/htm/turkey.jpg

jrsooner
11/23/2006, 01:34 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to all you Sooner faithful, and a special THANKS to all our troops that are stationed abroad and can't be home with their families today.

http://www.curtispublishing.com/images/Rockwell/9451124.jpg

Flagstaffsooner
11/23/2006, 01:39 PM
I willl be having my usual TV dinner.

birddog
11/23/2006, 03:30 PM
spek whores.
:D

happy thanksgiving everyone. time to go get my table workout.

proud gonzo
11/23/2006, 03:32 PM
happy thanksgiving, everybody

Chuck Bao
11/23/2006, 04:24 PM
Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

For dinner, I had instant mashed potatoes and altered Cambell's chicken and mushroom soup to make the giblet gravy.

But more importantly, I successfully made two pecan pies and they're gone now. Apparently, my office colleagues liked them.

So, I give thanks to those people who can spend time with their loved ones at Thanksgiving and to those who may not get the chance, but still know and give thanks that there are people who care.

Disregarding how incredibly hokey it sounds, may we always care and give thanks.

pb4ou
11/24/2006, 12:23 AM
Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

StoopTroup
11/24/2006, 12:53 AM
With 7 minutes left...

I chime in with a Happy Thanksgiving!

I ate all the pecan pie. :pop: :twinkies: :pop: :twinkies:

Frozen Sooner
11/24/2006, 12:55 AM
Happy turkey day.

Gobble gobble, bitches.

olevetonahill
11/24/2006, 12:57 AM
I willl be having my usual TV dinner.
You eating large buddy
I cut up some hot dogs nuked em dumped on some pork an beans ;)
Going to my sons tommorrow for dinner , he always does it on the day after cause he gets a free feed bag at his maws :D
So happy T day to Yall

PhxSooner
11/24/2006, 01:26 AM
Hope everyone had a happy Thanksgiving!

GrapevineSooner
11/24/2006, 10:17 AM
YMSSRABGITSASA

MamaMia
11/24/2006, 10:22 AM
I hope you all had a great Thanksgiving. :)