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1stTimeCaller
11/21/2006, 08:13 PM
I have packed up everything and I can't find the pump thingy for my air-up mattress. Looks like I'm sleeping on the floor tonight.

Moving sucks, I have no idea why I do it every year. This move is different as it's not really out of state because I'm not really moving anywhere other than out of here.
soonerboomer93
11/21/2006, 08:15 PM
just blow it up the old school style, slappy
sanantoniosooner
11/21/2006, 08:16 PM
You got a rubber band?

Old habits are hard to break.
picasso
11/21/2006, 08:16 PM
I have packed up everything and I can't find the pump thingy for my air-up phallus pump thing and my girlfriend who sings in that band is coming over tonight.


:eek:
BoogercountySooner
11/21/2006, 09:13 PM
Just press your lips together and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow!
Jerk
11/21/2006, 09:20 PM
Just press your lips together and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow!

AND DONT BITE!
OUinFLA
11/21/2006, 10:06 PM
hey guys, was there anything in that first post of any importance.
I just read the thread title, and said "yes".
I really didnt need any self-verification
Mongo
11/21/2006, 10:11 PM
While camping out during our hunting trip, my hillbilly FIL came up with a brilliant idea. We forgot the pump for the matresses. He had the notion to open the large opening used to deflate the bed and stuck it on the tailpipe. It filled up around 80% and finished of with blowing it. The bed was already pre-warmed. Make sure it doesnt have any leaks or you may not wake back up.