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Mongo
11/20/2006, 11:50 PM
My grandma(she is 84) was driving around to go Christmas shopping for her family. She has 4 young great-grand children and was looking for presents. Driving on I-35, she sees a "new" store that could be the one-stop-shopping for all the youngins. She walks in to the store and was greeted by a young female that was(in her words), "highly under dressed". She reported that they had strange looking toys that resembled penises.

She went into Christy's Toy Box.
slickdawg
11/20/2006, 11:57 PM
oh my. :eek:
critical_phil
11/20/2006, 11:58 PM
that's awesome.


a couple of years ago, i won quite a bit of cash gambling right around this time of year.

mrs. critical and i decided to go do our xmas shopping with the loot. we were in a mall parking lot, and my wife had about 4K in cash sitting in her lap. we both opened our car doors at the same time, and a 40 mph southerly wind swept through the car.

hilarity ensued.

you've never seen a fat man move so fast.... i was crawling under cars and everything. we managed to get all but just a few bucks.
Mongo
11/20/2006, 11:59 PM
Gives new meaning to a stocking stuffer
slickdawg
11/21/2006, 12:00 AM
"Is that one of those Light Sabre's over there?"
SoonerJack
11/21/2006, 08:53 AM
Well it does say "toys" on the sign.

Those are both great stories!
Flagstaffsooner
11/21/2006, 08:55 AM
My grandma(she is 84) was driving around to go Christmas shopping for her family. She has 4 young great-grand children and was looking for presents. Driving on I-35, she sees a "new" store that could be the one-stop-shopping for all the youngins. She walks in to the store and was greeted by a young female that was(in her words), "highly under dressed". She reported that they had strange looking toys that resembled penises.

She went into Christy's Toy Box.So are you getting a vibrating butt plug for Christmas?
Mongo
11/21/2006, 10:36 AM
No, she ended up getting me the double headed 3 ft long fake schlong.

Mjcpr, I am not ghey so please stop sending me your invitations to use the toys on you.:D
OU4LIFE
11/21/2006, 10:48 AM
No, she ended up getting me the double headed 3 ft long fake schlong.



as opposed to the 3 ft long real schlong?
achiro
11/21/2006, 11:14 AM
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000IM15QI.01-A1MAQUPG346QEU._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V41585629_.jpg
BeetDigger
11/21/2006, 11:38 AM
My grandma(she is 84) was driving around to go Christmas shopping for her family. She has 4 young great-grand children and was looking for presents. Driving on I-35, she sees a "new" store that could be the one-stop-shopping for all the youngins. She walks in to the store and was greeted by a young female that was(in her words), "highly under dressed". She reported that they had strange looking toys that resembled penises.

She went into Christy's Toy Box.


Just to be safe, you may want to take a peek at the gifts that she buys the kids. You don't want to have to be giving "the talk" on Christmas day.



PS - where are these Chrity's Toy Box stores? Are they a chain? Umm, the neighbor would like to know. Yeah, that's it. The neighbor.
Mongo
11/21/2006, 11:49 AM
Christy's is a chain of stores. There is one on Western north of 240, and another one on I 35 access road either off of 89th or 104th(27th ST).

So tell your perverted neighbor that is where he can pick up his *** jammer 9000 with variable speed controls.