setem
11/20/2006, 11:46 PM
The Tuesday before every Thanksgiving from now on shall be called Schmidt's Day!
Drinking of Schmidt's beer will begin at noon sharp.
http://www.brewerygems.com/images/F%20Schmidt%20Salem%20Beer.jpg
Once drunkenness is achieved you will go forth and find a local establishment to run a muck at! You could go to Waffle House and make a jackass of yourself.
Schmidt's beer will be consumed all day long until it is time to leave your home and travel to O'Connell's where you will pay $5 to enter a beer pong tournament and $4 pitchers of beer(no Schmidt's)
St. Webb and St. Smith will visit your house while you are gone and leave a twelver of Schmidt's in your fridge. They will eat something of yours and you will not care because you will have tasted the glory of Schmidt's Beer!
These 2 men will be traveling in a slay made of empty beer kegs. Pulling them along will be a Kodiak Bear, a Big Horn Sheep, a Wolf and a Pheasant.
The animals will leave waste on your roof and you will like it!
This holiday is not about kids, as a matter of a fact, if any of your kids bother them you WILL NOT get Schmidt's beer in your house; you will get a case of Lost Lake!
That is all...
Have a Gay Schmidt's Day!
Drinking of Schmidt's beer will begin at noon sharp.
http://www.brewerygems.com/images/F%20Schmidt%20Salem%20Beer.jpg
Once drunkenness is achieved you will go forth and find a local establishment to run a muck at! You could go to Waffle House and make a jackass of yourself.
Schmidt's beer will be consumed all day long until it is time to leave your home and travel to O'Connell's where you will pay $5 to enter a beer pong tournament and $4 pitchers of beer(no Schmidt's)
St. Webb and St. Smith will visit your house while you are gone and leave a twelver of Schmidt's in your fridge. They will eat something of yours and you will not care because you will have tasted the glory of Schmidt's Beer!
These 2 men will be traveling in a slay made of empty beer kegs. Pulling them along will be a Kodiak Bear, a Big Horn Sheep, a Wolf and a Pheasant.
The animals will leave waste on your roof and you will like it!
This holiday is not about kids, as a matter of a fact, if any of your kids bother them you WILL NOT get Schmidt's beer in your house; you will get a case of Lost Lake!
That is all...
Have a Gay Schmidt's Day!