View Full Version : My wife turned on the dryer with our cat in it
1stTimeCaller
11/20/2006, 06:22 PM
it figures that Pat is a cat person.
Mrs Mj somehow closed one of our cats in the fridge for a while.
Nothing worse than a frigid *****, they say.
She didn't know he was in there for at least half a minute, and finally figured it out after hearing the "thud! bump! bang! thud!" noises over and over.
I got home and out of the car, where I saw her standing on the porch, looking like she had just lost her mother in a tragic accident. But SO peeps, my acting skills are great, and I was able to keep from busting up laughing the whole time. You all would be proud.
The cat ran under one of the beds...and he won't come out.
I guess I'll go over there and see if I can't take a look at him to make sure he's okay.
Mjcpr
11/20/2006, 07:13 PM
Mrs Mj somehow closed one of our cats in the fridge for a while.
StoopTroup
11/20/2006, 07:26 PM
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usmc-sooner
11/20/2006, 08:27 PM
you put the cat in the dryer?
yall got a problem with wet pu&&y
sorry I couldn't resist
oilmud
11/20/2006, 09:04 PM
Hope your pu$$ doesn't have static cling.
JohnnyMack
11/20/2006, 09:27 PM
How's the cat?
Frozen Sooner
11/20/2006, 09:33 PM
I've done that before. :D
Steve didn't think it was nearly as funny as I did.
Norm In Norman
11/20/2006, 10:30 PM
Hmmm - maybe that would get my cat to quit waking me up in the middle of the night. I'm about to kill him.
GrapevineSooner
11/20/2006, 11:22 PM
And I thought it was bad when I locked one of my cats in the garage one night.
Wife left for work. As soon as she opened the door, he bolted inside.
batonrougesooner
11/21/2006, 12:17 AM
Is the pu$$y dry?
slickdawg
11/21/2006, 01:11 AM
it figures that Pat is a cat person.
What? you're married to Pat? NTTAWWT
OUBabe
11/21/2006, 08:04 AM
I have done the same thing. Luckily for the cat, I have long hair and clean the lint screen about 5 minutes after I start every load.
He was stiff when I got him out. I was freaking and filled the bath w/ cold water and plunged him into it. He was fine once he recovered from the shock and never climbed in the dryer again
cat is fine. pssed off but fine.
Flagstaffsooner
11/21/2006, 08:50 AM
Cats have been riding in dryers for years.
jk the sooner fan
11/21/2006, 08:52 AM
i wonder if they run like a mouse in a wheel when they're in the dryer
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