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1stTimeCaller
11/20/2006, 06:22 PM
it figures that Pat is a cat person.
bri
11/20/2006, 06:35 PM
Mrs Mj somehow closed one of our cats in the fridge for a while.

Nothing worse than a frigid *****, they say.
Jerk
11/20/2006, 07:11 PM
She didn't know he was in there for at least half a minute, and finally figured it out after hearing the "thud! bump! bang! thud!" noises over and over.

I got home and out of the car, where I saw her standing on the porch, looking like she had just lost her mother in a tragic accident. But SO peeps, my acting skills are great, and I was able to keep from busting up laughing the whole time. You all would be proud.

The cat ran under one of the beds...and he won't come out.

I guess I'll go over there and see if I can't take a look at him to make sure he's okay.
Mjcpr
11/20/2006, 07:13 PM
Mrs Mj somehow closed one of our cats in the fridge for a while.
StoopTroup
11/20/2006, 07:26 PM
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usmc-sooner
11/20/2006, 08:27 PM
you put the cat in the dryer?

yall got a problem with wet pu&&y




sorry I couldn't resist
oilmud
11/20/2006, 09:04 PM
Hope your pu$$ doesn't have static cling.
JohnnyMack
11/20/2006, 09:27 PM
How's the cat?
Frozen Sooner
11/20/2006, 09:33 PM
I've done that before. :D

Steve didn't think it was nearly as funny as I did.
Norm In Norman
11/20/2006, 10:30 PM
Hmmm - maybe that would get my cat to quit waking me up in the middle of the night. I'm about to kill him.
GrapevineSooner
11/20/2006, 11:22 PM
And I thought it was bad when I locked one of my cats in the garage one night.

Wife left for work. As soon as she opened the door, he bolted inside.
batonrougesooner
11/21/2006, 12:17 AM
Is the pu$$y dry?
slickdawg
11/21/2006, 01:11 AM
it figures that Pat is a cat person.


What? you're married to Pat? NTTAWWT
OUBabe
11/21/2006, 08:04 AM
I have done the same thing. Luckily for the cat, I have long hair and clean the lint screen about 5 minutes after I start every load.

He was stiff when I got him out. I was freaking and filled the bath w/ cold water and plunged him into it. He was fine once he recovered from the shock and never climbed in the dryer again
Jerk
11/21/2006, 08:05 AM
cat is fine. pssed off but fine.
Flagstaffsooner
11/21/2006, 08:50 AM
Cats have been riding in dryers for years.
jk the sooner fan
11/21/2006, 08:52 AM
i wonder if they run like a mouse in a wheel when they're in the dryer