Silly, silly, booger eating pokes

[Flagstaffsooner]

Silly, silly pokes. (http://www.o-state.com/forum/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=UBB1&Number=474190&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1)

Sums it up.

I don't even care about the bowl game...

I just want to beat the goons.
:rolleyes:

[toast]

there's something about this pic that carcks me up, but I just can't put a finger on it...


http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/174/mocco2ja8.th.jpg

[OSUAggie]

^^^^^ you know who that is?

[Flagstaffsooner]

^^^^^ you know who that is?Escapee from a mental hospital?

[BOOMERBRADLEY]

^^^^^ you know who that is?

Please, enlighten us...

[OSUAggie]

Steve Mocco

[orangekaje]

Please, enlighten us...

Obviously our latest Heisman candidate if you actually knew something about something! :eek: :D

[BOOMERBRADLEY]

Steve Mocco

Interesting, who's that ?

[Flagstaffsooner]

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/174/mocco2ja8.th.jpgMongo likes sheep!

[SoonerNorth]

Is Mocco playing this year, I thought he graduated last year and used all of his elgibility during Wrestling.

[Big Red Ron]

Isn't Mocco like, that wrestler guy from Iowa State?

[orangekaje]

Interesting, who's that ?

Ask Jake Hager.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Steve Mocco - n. ('steev mah-'koh) 1. A mistake, fumble, or flounder (see: Munson, ex. 'Dude, you're a total Mocco for taking that scholarship to Stoolwater.) 2. adj. Something inefficient, inept, or generally subpar in regards to performance (ex. 'Dude, that has to be the most Mocco thing I have ever seen out of Stoolwater.')

[OSUAggie]

Heavyweight transferred from Iowa so he could win a (team) national title. He used his eligibility in wrestling and still has 1 year in another sport so walked on for football... Plays D-line... Not any good, but has used football training to help for the Olympics. Has played in mop-up duty this year.

[orangekaje]

Is Mocco playing this year, I thought he graduated last year and used all of his elgibility during Wrestling.

He's on the team but hasn't played I don't think. He hasn't played football since middle school I heard before the season started.

[Scotty]

I want to ‘cause them some sleepless nights because we have the team AND the facilities

:D :rolleyes:

[SOONERKAT]

Mocco was a monster for the Hawkeyes (wrestling that is). I knew he transferred to osu, but did not realize he was playing football. Those who can do, I guess.

[MikeInNorman]

as it pertains to football, no, not really

Well, I guess Tech doesn't care about it's band either, so you're probably on safe ground, tradition-wise.

[Big Red Ron]

as it pertains to football, no, not reallyThat makes sense, cuz OSU doesn't pertain to football in general.

















Thanks for playin'

[Taxman71]

they think football is all that matters


I don't even care about the bowl game...I just want to beat the goons.


Classics.

[Landthief 1972]

I want to ‘cause them some sleepless nights because we have the team AND the facilities.

LOL! Just think, once the construction is complete, their seating will equal what ours was over a decade ago! And get this - they're going to have an - indoor practice facility! Woooo-weeeeee! Next we'll hear all about their indoor plumbin' and sodie-pop machines. I'll bet they even have extra large parking spaces so they can haul their doublewides right up to the stadium, and a plethora of hitchin' posts for their ridin' mules and/or sheep/girlfriends.

[CatfishSooner]

OSU = joke

[Taxman71]

Does anyone else find it ironic to hear puke fans accuse Sooners of having little "spendin' money" considering we have a law school, a medical school and don't have to resort to pleading "HIRE OSU GRADS" every time they turn on a camera? If it weren't for TBoone, osu would be a third-world D-1 college....now at least they have running water.

[Fraggle145]

That upside OU they have is cute... how many more "traditions" can they steal from someone else (KU waving wheat, Guns up, etc...)

[soonerinabilene]

I don't even care about the bowl game...

I just want to beat the goons.

I want to remove any doubt that they deserve a BCS bowl. I want to take away their “we only lost games this year because of bad calls” excuse. I want to do to them on the field what the gutless NCAA won’t do. I want to deliver some poetic justice for their recent cheating ways. I want to ‘cause them some sleepless nights because we have the team AND the facilities. I want to expose this little rift between Deano and the goon coaches as he questions why they lost the following week on the radio. I want to shut up the toothless squats that condescendingly say we had a “few good years”.

But mostly I just want to see the majority of their misfit fans walking out of our stadium with their collective tail between their legs next Saturday afternoon wishing they hadn’t used all their spendin’ money on a scalped ticket.

To me this is the bowl game. Not because it’s the old “only game that matters” mentality but because this is our chance to prove we really are a bowl worthy team.

This is a statement game – time for us to make a STATEment.

gawd i needed that on a monday. pure comedy gold.

[Sooner_Havok]

as it pertains to football, no, not really

See jack ***, when you have a GREAT football team, you have to find something else to complain about. We choose to complain about how our band (which even in its current state is far superior to your marching brokebacks) is slipping from its former greatness.

P.S. No matter how many times you dumb asses say you are OUr biggest rival, it will never be true.

[OSUAggie]

I can't believe OSU fans don't have 425 page discussions regarding their band and its direction every week. Stupid Pokes.

[sooner518]

I don't even care about the bowl game...

I just want to beat the goons.

I want to remove any doubt that they deserve a BCS bowl. I want to take away their “we only lost games this year because of bad calls” excuse. I want to do to them on the field what the gutless NCAA won’t do. I want to deliver some poetic justice for their recent cheating ways. I want to ‘cause them some sleepless nights because we have the team AND the facilities. I want to expose this little rift between Deano and the goon coaches as he questions why they lost the following week on the radio. I want to shut up the toothless squats that condescendingly say we had a “few good years”.

But mostly I just want to see the majority of their misfit fans walking out of our stadium with their collective tail between their legs next Saturday afternoon wishing they hadn’t used all their spendin’ money on a scalped ticket.

To me this is the bowl game. Not because it’s the old “only game that matters” mentality but because this is our chance to prove we really are a bowl worthy team.

This is a statement game – time for us to make a STATEment.

Dear God, that is the most aggy thing I have ever heard

[Flagstaffsooner]

walking out of our stadium with their collective tail between their legs We have a collective tail?:eek:

[Big Red Ron]

as it pertains to football, no, not reallyThat makes sense, cuz OSU doesn't pertain to football in general.

















Thanks for playin'

[SoonerDood]

I can't believe OSU fans don't have 425 page discussions regarding their band and its direction every week. Stupid Pokes.
because at Okie State, no one cares about the "band."

[soonerinabilene]

I can't believe OSU fans don't have anything to be proud of when it comes to their football team. Pathetic Pokes.

fixed

[OSUAggie]

because at Okie State, no one cares about the "band."

as it pertains to football, no, not really

[blackbeauty02]

cracks me up at how much oSu hates OU. OU doesn't hate oSu. we just have an in-state rivalry with them and want to beat them. from what i've seen oSu is more arrogant asses than we are. when OU beats oSu I've never rubbed it in their face (mainly b/c we have a tradition of winning) but the few (and the very few) times they have managed to beat us if I wear my OU shirt for the next week I have oSu fans poking fun and what not. my little brother went there instead of OU b/c they offered him more money to go there. After one year there he transferred to OU b/c he couldn't stand the sheephumpers any more.

oh and good job on the stadium improvements. now it will look even more empty when you continue to not fill up your stadium. dumb@sses...

[Big Red Ron]

"If ya can't lick 'em, poke 'em!"

[OU-HSV]

there's something about this pic that carcks me up, but I just can't put a finger on it...


http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/174/mocco2ja8.th.jpg
Geeze, how about this pic. Is this guy competing w/Gundy for the worst sheephumper hairstyle?

http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/585/pukeju2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Ash]

Geeze, how about this pic. Is this guy competing w/Gundy for the worst sheephumper hairstyle?

http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/585/pukeju2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Looks like he killed the sheep and stuck it on his head.

[critical_phil]

Ask Jake Hager.

hey aggie: **** you.


maybe i should ask Cole Konrad.

[orangekaje]

hey aggie: **** you.


maybe i should ask Cole Konrad.


So you're bragging about another school's athlete? :confused:

Anyways, Mocco hadn't lost to Konrad before last year. :pop:

[critical_phil]

So you're bragging about another school's athlete?

you're missing the emphasis of my post.


maybe i should have put F|_|CK YOU in bold.

[orangekaje]

you're missing the emphasis of my post.


maybe i should have put F|_|CK YOU in bold.

oops. I forgot my careface! :o

[Ash]

oops. I forgot my careface! :o

oh my ghey.

[Big Red Ron]

Careface?

[mobilesteve]

Oh! That Steve Mocco...no wait.... still don't know him. Is he a pro wrestler? Is that Dusty Rhodes? Oh this is a poke's attempt to take over a football board and turn it to what else....Rastlin'.

:D

[Cam]

I'm still trying to figure out how 77-16-7 equals a rivalry.

[Flagstaffsooner]

oops. I forgot my careface! :ohttp://www.danphillips.com/personal/korg_meetings_5_03/display/Jon_picking_his_nose.jpg

[PhxSooner]

I'm still trying to figure out how 77-16-7 equals a rivalry.
They only count games from 1995 on. Seriously.

[Sooner_Havok]

I'm still trying to figure out how 77-16-7 equals a rivalry.

Hey, they may only have 16 victories on the field, but I hear they have a lot of those "Moral Victories" :texan:

[FlatheadSooner]

PokeQuote:
They eat grapes or other fruit in the produce section without any intention of buying it. If by chance they do buy the item, they grab some that have not been grazed on.

Damn, I just don't know how to respond to that.

:rolleyes: :D

[Sooner_Havok]

They only count games from 1995 on. Seriously.
Well, we pick that arbitrary year of 1945 a lot. I mean come on, why 1945 Sooners? It's not like the rest of the nation considers that the start of the modern football era or anything :D

[Sooner_Havok]

PokeQuote:
They eat grapes or other fruit in the produce section without any intention of buying it. If by chance they do buy the item, they grab some that have not been grazed on.

Damn, I just don't know how to respond to that.

:rolleyes: :D


They are just upset because they worked so hard getting their degrees to pick grapes, and then we don't appreciate it :rolleyes:

[OSUSam]

They only count games from 1995 on. Seriously.

And OU only counts the Texas series since 2000.

[Cam]

And OU only counts the Texas series since 2000.
That was a good one man. Keep'em comin.

[Landthief 1972]

And OU only counts the Texas series since 2000.

No, we also are fond of the series in the mid 80s, the mid 70s and the mid 50s. At least in our rivalry with Texas, we've kept it competitive. It only took you Pokes 100 years to get a 19% win ratio. Way to go! Give my regards to your sister-cousin-wife. Does she get jealous of the sheep when you fondle them?

[orangekaje]

Why the sheep bias? Do sooners think we don't invite willing pigs, chickens, goats, ponies, and calves into our homes? :confused:

[orangekaje]

http://www.danphillips.com/personal/korg_meetings_5_03/display/Jon_picking_his_nose.jpg

Pretty sweet careface. It could use a resizing, though.

[PhxSooner]

And OU only counts the Texas series since 2000.
Nope. And...nope. But thanks for trying.

[picasso]

And OU only counts the Texas series since 2000.
actually we like to keep track since the modern era began, right after WWII. but, even using the entire series numbers it's not an *** thumping number ala OU/oSu.
keep shooting for .500 Poke.

[orangekaje]

If the 8edlam rivalry started with Track and Field and spread to other sports...why would anyone only refer to the rivalry as football related? It's pretty obvious we suck *** compared to OU in football.

[picasso]

If the 8edlam rivalry started with Track and Field and spread to other sports...why would anyone only refer to the rivalry as football related? It's pretty obvious we suck *** compared to OU in football.
well we have you in basketball too.;)

I honestly do admire your golf program. I'm a golfing type sometimes myself and that new course in Stillenvater is quite impressive.

the thing is and always will be, OU football is numba one. not oSu wrestling or the Iba years of basketball.

:pop:

[Readyfor8]

If the 8edlam rivalry started with Track and Field and spread to other sports...why would anyone only refer to the rivalry as football related? It's pretty obvious we suck *** compared to OU in football.

You pretty much just suck ***, sorry but you are still our little sister in everything that matters.

[Landthief 1972]

Why the sheep bias? Do sooners think we don't invite willing pigs, chickens, goats, ponies, and calves into our homes? :confused:

Hey, whatever fulfills that artificial-inseminating-by-hand fetish you guys have. Some people love their work, but OSU grads LOVE their work! :stunned:

[Zing]

So, any idea how many of the Sooner faithful are gonna be up in stoolwater come saturday? I'd imagine that the pukes could at least sell a couple thousand tickets given that the show is coming to town, but were we able to nab more than our share?

[stoopified]

Uh,what else is there besides football?Life IS football,all else is waiting for football.

[OSUAggie]

I'll put the over-under of Sooners in Stillwater @ 10,000

[Landthief 1972]

I'll put the over-under of Sooners in Stillwater @ 10,000

Nearly a quarter of the stadium taken by the opposing team at a rivalry game... how proud Mike Holder must be. No wonder he won't lower prices for the Sooners, he'd lose home field advantage.

[OSUAggie]

Yeah, it's pathetic.

[Landthief 1972]

Yeah, it's pathetic.

A Poke fan with perspective. :stunned: I expect to see the 4 horsemen of the Apocalypse (no, not the Notre Dame ones) at any minute. :pop:

There's hope for you yet. Now, take off your flame orange gear when you're not hunting deer, start rooting for a team that can count their yearly wins on more than one hand, and you'll be in good shape. :D

[Sooner98]

I don't even care about the bowl game...

I just want to beat the goons.


This one sentence completely encapsulates all that is aggy, better than anyone here possibly could have ever done.

Can I use it as my sig?

[OSUAggie]

A Poke fan with perspective. :stunned: I expect to see the 4 horsemen of the Apocalypse (no, not the Notre Dame ones) at any minute. :pop:

There's hope for you yet. Now, take off your flame orange gear when you're not hunting deer, start rooting for a team that can count their yearly wins on more than one hand, and you'll be in good shape. :D

eh, 3rd generation... didn't know sooner fans or democrats existed until i was like 9.... plus, i'm already on 2 hands for the yearly wins this year...

[frankensooner]

Count 'em on your toes then, you got six on each foot, right? ;)

[Flagstaffsooner]

I gotta hand it to this aggy, he has hung with us.

[OSUAggie]

I'm even bringing one of the pr!cks from this board with me Saturday...

[frankensooner]

wear a big orange foam hat to the game so we will know who you are!

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Stupid Aggy!!

The "other" sport players walk-on for football in stoolwater. At OU its the other way around...

And we have 425 page threads about OUr band because we care what they sound and look like. Apparently aggy doesn't even know they have a band, let alone hear it...One year when I was in The Pride, the aggy band was miked on the field and they wore amplifiers...

[Landthief 1972]

eh, 3rd generation... didn't know sooner fans or democrats existed until i was like 9.... plus, i'm already on 2 hands for the yearly wins this year...

How'd that work out for you last year?

[OSUAggie]

I realize there are a lot of current and former Pride members on this board....

But talking band smack is a little ridiculous... It's like saying our cheerleaders are hotter than yours.

[fadada1]

wear a big orange foam hat to the game so we will know who you are!
heh

[OSUAggie]

How'd that work out for you last year?

I had to cut a couple of fingers off

[Taxman71]

I realize there are a lot of current and former Pride members on this board....

But talking band smack is a little ridiculous... It's like saying our cheerleaders are hotter than yours.

It is only Tuesday, please don't get us started on the aggie flagboys already. We were saving that for later.

[OUstud]

Why the sheep bias? Do sooners think we don't invite willing pigs, chickens, goats, ponies, and calves into our homes? :confused:

I do appreciate the fact you're being a good sport. Tremendous resolve. :les:

[frankensooner]

These pokes seem pretty cool. I wonder how long a sooner would last on one of their websites, I mean beside going blind from all the orange?

[TheHumanAlphabet]

I realize there are a lot of current and former Pride members on this board....

But talking band smack is a little ridiculous... It's like saying our cheerleaders are hotter than yours.

It would be if we were comparing The Pride to the aggy band that steals OUr Oklahoma. We were discussing current Pride vs. Old Pride.

Oh, as resident aggy, why does LosuR steal other school traditions? Example - Waving wheat from KU and/or Nebraska, guns up from TT, Pistol Pete from Wyoming and the Black Rider from TT?

[OSUAggie]

Oh, as resident aggy, why does LosuR steal other school traditions? Example - Waving wheat from KU and/or Nebraska, guns up from TT, Pistol Pete from Wyoming and the Black Rider from TT?

I think the waving wheat we have is actually older than KU and Nebraska, and they're all done differently. I think our "waving" was originally meant to signify a tiger tail walking away (Oklahoma A&M Tigers). Guns up, eh, I don't know the "history" on that one. Pistol Pete was not stolen from Wyoming. Frank Eaton (original Pistol Pete) is a local legend in the Stillwater area from the early 20th century.

Don't have an answer about the Spirit Rider, although I do know Tech had their rider first.

I don't really consider these traditions "stolen." It's college football, a lot of schools have the same types of symbols/traditions/whatever.

"The Walk" is the only thing that I consider "stolen," but a lot of teams in the South have it, so I think it's kind of a generic tradition.

[olevetonahill]

I realize there are a lot of current and former Pride members on this board....

But talking band smack is a little ridiculous... It's like saying our cheerleaders are hotter than yours.
The only way aggie cheerleaders are Hotter than OUs is the fact that yall think sheeps asses are hot :rolleyes:

[BOOMERBRADLEY]

These pokes seem pretty cool. I wonder how long a sooner would last on one of their websites, I mean beside going blind from all the orange?

I had one post on orange power where I said there stadium would look nice, but they won't be able to fill it.

Then I was banished to the flame board, which is fine by me I suppose.

[OSUAggie]

OSU Cheerleaders > OU cheerleaders

OU co-eds > OSU co-eds

UT co-eds > OU co-eds

[olevetonahill]

Like I said

[OSUAggie]

haha all right

[Cam]

I think the waving wheat we have is actually older than KU and Nebraska, and they're all done differently. I think our "waving" was originally meant to signify a tiger tail walking away (Oklahoma A&M Tigers).
100% WRONG. A former teacher of mine who graduated from OSU a very long time ago and his kids who went there in the late 80's/early 90's never saw it until 7-8 years ago. KU was doing it when I moved to Kansas in the 70's.


Guns up, eh, I don't know the "history" on that one.
The "history" on that one is you stole it from TT. Please find one picture of a poke doing that before the inception of the Big 12. You can't. I don't remember hearing that before 5 years ago myself.


Pistol Pete was not stolen from Wyoming. Frank Eaton (original Pistol Pete) is a local legend in the Stillwater area from the early 20th century.
You got one right, congrats.


I don't really consider these traditions "stolen."
If I took your car as mine simply because it was the same make, model, and color, it would be considered stolen.


It's college football, a lot of schools have the same types of symbols/traditions/whatever.
You could've at least had enough couth to steal from somebody out of the conference. Next thing you know, you'll be grabbing nuts so that the players know you "feel their pain".

It's not that you have "traditions", it's where you got them from that absolutely puzzles the mind.

[picasso]

100% WRONG. A former teacher of mine who graduated from OSU a very long time ago and his kids who went there in the late 80's/early 90's never saw it until 7-8 years ago. KU was doing it when I moved to Kansas in the 70's.


The "history" on that one is you stole it from TT. Please find one picture of a poke doing that before the inception of the Big 12. You can't. I don't remember hearing that before 5 years ago myself.


You got one right, congrats.


If I took your car as mine simply because it was the same make, model, and color, it would be considered stolen.


You could've at least had enough couth to steal from somebody out of the conference. Next thing you know, you'll be grabbing nuts so that the players know you "feel their pain".

It's not that you have "traditions", it's where you got them from that absolutely puzzles the mind.

I don't remember hearing ANYTHING from an oSu fan until the 12-0 game last decade. it used to be all fun minus the hate until they finally felt like they'd grown a pair.

[goingoneight]

Does anyone besides me think that this is the most embarassing excuse for a "big-event rivalry" in the country??? I mean, yeah, we can wrastle and swim against eachother in a "******" match that we know just everyone cares about... but why this??? Why no Nebraska every year??? It's obvious the home and home with Nebraska offers a much better, and competitive rivalry. Even though Cally's a ******, I can't imagine anything more boring than scheduling OSU in football every year.

[Crimsontothecore]

Oh, as resident aggy, why does LosuR steal other school traditions? Example - Waving wheat from KU and/or Nebraska, guns up from TT, Pistol Pete from Wyoming and the Black Rider from TT?
Don't forget, They also steal drunken ousted coaches from kentucky.:D

[Crimsontothecore]

These pokes seem pretty cool. I wonder how long a sooner would last on one of their websites, I mean beside going blind from all the orange?
I lasted a while until I refused to take part in condoning their drunk coach when he nearly killed someone. Funniest thing about posting on orangepower.com was that I was constantly flooded with PM's from LosuR fans who agreed with me but were afraid to say it openly.

[rainiersooner]

there's something about this pic that carcks me up, but I just can't put a finger on it...


http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/174/mocco2ja8.th.jpg

Gay porn?

[Flagstaffsooner]

I lasted a while until I refused to take part in condoning their drunk coach when he nearly killed someone. Funniest thing about posting on orangepower.com was that I was constantly flooded with PM's from LosuR fans who agreed with me but were afraid to say it openly.They tend to stay in the closet.:pop:

[Taxman71]

LosuR's most recent theft is stealing A$M's goal to expand seating in a stadium that never gets sold out. aggie is as aggie does.

[Mixer!]

The "history" on that one is you stole it from TT. Please find one picture of a poke doing that before Schmidly became your "CEO". You can't. I don't remember hearing that before 5 years ago myself.

Fixed. ;)


On the waving wheat thing: I remember that being done since I was a kid. Yes, it was stolen from KU.

[OSUAggie]

Schmidly sucks. He said GIA was the home of the Oklahoma Cowboys before the 7 dwarfs spoke on the Democratic tour in Stillwater before the '04 elections. He should've been fired on the spot.

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Schmiddy is GOD!!!

[AzianSooner]

Pokes allowed to have a pep rallies but not the bone fire because they might mistakenly put the wood around their tallest campus clock tower and fire it up.

[colleyvillesooner]

:D

[SoonerJLB]

[QUOTE=Scotty] I want to ‘cause them some sheepless nights because we have the team AND the facilities [QUOTE]

I fixed it for you. I guess for the Shaggies...a sheepless night is a bad thing.