View Full Version : "Cumming: The Fragrance"
proud gonzo
11/19/2006, 10:59 PM
no joke. Alan Cumming, the actor (Nightcrawler), has a fragrance and that's what it's called.
You have to see the website. I can't stop laughing.
http://a1377.g.akamai.net/7/1377/8278/20060912183853/www.sephora.com/assets/dyn/brand/5793/5793_hero.jpg (http://cummingthefragrance.com/)
(click ze picture)
VeeJay
11/19/2006, 11:05 PM
no link, but this thread is gonna go on forever.
proud gonzo
11/19/2006, 11:06 PM
CLICK ZE PICTURE!!
VeeJay
11/19/2006, 11:20 PM
Uh...help!
proud gonzo
11/19/2006, 11:24 PM
ARGH. (http://cummingthefragrance.com/)
Viking Kitten
11/19/2006, 11:24 PM
The collection also includes a lotion.
Viking Kitten
11/19/2006, 11:25 PM
A lotion.
Viking Kitten
11/19/2006, 11:25 PM
A thick, gooey lotion.
hurricane'bone
11/19/2006, 11:26 PM
CLICK ZE PICTURE!!
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/misc12.jpg
royalfan5
11/19/2006, 11:27 PM
I have a really bad joke I want to make, but this is a family board.
proud gonzo
11/19/2006, 11:27 PM
hurricane'bone: :mad:
Viking Kitten
11/19/2006, 11:28 PM
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/misc12.jpg
What do you mean you can't see it? It's right in your face.
VeeJay
11/19/2006, 11:28 PM
Coming soon to a store near you.
proud gonzo
11/19/2006, 11:34 PM
i saw it on the sephora website
StoopTroup
11/19/2006, 11:39 PM
Cumming in a bar.
Bar of soap...lol
critical_phil
11/19/2006, 11:41 PM
heh, there's also a lotion.
StoopTroup
11/19/2006, 11:44 PM
Sales Lady: May I help you with a fragrance today Sir?
Sir: Oh yes...I would really appreciate your help.
Sales Lady: Do you have a particular frangrance in mind?
Sir: Cumming Dear!
Widescreen
11/19/2006, 11:48 PM
I always thought he was gay but according to imdb, he has an ex-wife. And he dated Saffron Burrows which isn't bad.
StoopTroup
11/19/2006, 11:50 PM
If I was him...
I'd send Bill Clinton a free bottle.
OCUDad
11/19/2006, 11:50 PM
Anybody else want to mention the lotion?
StoopTroup
11/19/2006, 11:51 PM
Wonder if Mike Tyson will wear it while he's servicing his clients? :D
BeetDigger
11/19/2006, 11:55 PM
I wonder if it is supposed to have the effect on the wearer or the person the wearer is with?
sanantoniosooner
11/20/2006, 12:06 AM
They got a lotion.
Viking Kitten
11/20/2006, 12:07 AM
And a scrub.
sanantoniosooner
11/20/2006, 12:10 AM
And if you scrub real good you get more lotion.
Frozen Sooner
11/20/2006, 12:14 AM
It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!
So, does this smell like diesel or something?
sanantoniosooner
11/20/2006, 12:17 AM
It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!
So, does this smell like diesel or something?
There's a real bad joke involving you, the fragrance and Vin Diesel.
I'll skip it.
OklahomaTuba
11/20/2006, 12:36 AM
Does it come with a free travel bag??
BeetDigger
11/20/2006, 12:39 AM
Does it come with a free travel bag??
Or a box of kleenex?
Widescreen
11/20/2006, 01:38 AM
You people are sickos.
Carry on.
Czar Soonerov
11/20/2006, 02:56 AM
Or a box of kleenex?
Coffee filters...
SoonerBorn68
11/20/2006, 08:17 AM
If I was him...
I'd send Bill Clinton a free bottle.
Along with some stain remover.
OU4LIFE
11/20/2006, 08:37 AM
I really want to think that's all just a joke.....
a very earthy joke.
jk the sooner fan
11/20/2006, 08:38 AM
pg has lost her innocence posting this!
Howzit
11/20/2006, 08:49 AM
Team Cumming.
*snicker*
sanantoniosooner
11/20/2006, 08:53 AM
There's a lotion.
JohnnyMack
11/20/2006, 10:11 AM
It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!
So, does this smell like diesel or something?
:les:PUT THE ****ING LOTION IN THE BASKET!!!!!!!
picasso
11/20/2006, 10:41 AM
I'm sticking with London Gentleman.
BigRedJed
11/20/2006, 11:02 AM
I now want some Cumming for Christmas. I'm not kidding. I'll take some Cumming All Over too. You just can't have too much Cumming, IMO.
BigRedJed
11/20/2006, 11:03 AM
I'm sticking with London Gentleman.
*snicker*
JohnnyMack
11/20/2006, 11:03 AM
No "Sex Panther" references yet? You people disappoint.
JohnnyMack
11/20/2006, 11:04 AM
I'm sticking a London Gentleman.
Whatever floats yer boat.
picasso
11/20/2006, 11:05 AM
"Howzit said it smells like Bigfoot's little toe!"
JohnnyMack
11/20/2006, 11:07 AM
It smells like a turd, covered in burnt hair!
proud gonzo
11/20/2006, 12:13 PM
pg has lost her innocence posting this!I couldn't believe nobody else had posted it!
I wasn't planning on hitting the sephora website until after Thanksgiving.
slickdawg
11/20/2006, 12:37 PM
When does Bourbon Street Beyonce come out?
GottaHavePride
11/20/2006, 03:01 PM
No "Sex Panther" references yet? You people disappoint.
Am I too late to make a Hai Karate reference?
OUDoc
11/20/2006, 03:05 PM
there's also a lotion.
toast
11/20/2006, 03:10 PM
so what are the knock-off versions going to be named?
toast
11/20/2006, 03:10 PM
and will the knock-offs come in a lotion?
BigRedJed
11/20/2006, 03:33 PM
I'm gonna go with "Spurting."
Viking Kitten
11/20/2006, 03:44 PM
http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/4479/cologneqw9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Howzit
11/20/2006, 04:16 PM
They need a Cumming Pearl Necklace line...
toast
11/20/2006, 04:24 PM
I can see walking through the Dillard's perfume department now, "Sir, would you like to sample Cumming?"
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