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proud gonzo
11/19/2006, 10:59 PM
no joke. Alan Cumming, the actor (Nightcrawler), has a fragrance and that's what it's called.

You have to see the website. I can't stop laughing.

http://a1377.g.akamai.net/7/1377/8278/20060912183853/www.sephora.com/assets/dyn/brand/5793/5793_hero.jpg (http://cummingthefragrance.com/)
(click ze picture)

VeeJay
11/19/2006, 11:05 PM
no link, but this thread is gonna go on forever.

proud gonzo
11/19/2006, 11:06 PM
CLICK ZE PICTURE!!

VeeJay
11/19/2006, 11:20 PM
Uh...help!

proud gonzo
11/19/2006, 11:24 PM
ARGH. (http://cummingthefragrance.com/)

Viking Kitten
11/19/2006, 11:24 PM
The collection also includes a lotion.

Viking Kitten
11/19/2006, 11:25 PM
A lotion.

Viking Kitten
11/19/2006, 11:25 PM
A thick, gooey lotion.

hurricane'bone
11/19/2006, 11:26 PM
CLICK ZE PICTURE!!



http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/misc12.jpg

royalfan5
11/19/2006, 11:27 PM
I have a really bad joke I want to make, but this is a family board.

proud gonzo
11/19/2006, 11:27 PM
hurricane'bone: :mad:

Viking Kitten
11/19/2006, 11:28 PM
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/misc12.jpg

What do you mean you can't see it? It's right in your face.

VeeJay
11/19/2006, 11:28 PM
Coming soon to a store near you.

proud gonzo
11/19/2006, 11:34 PM
i saw it on the sephora website

StoopTroup
11/19/2006, 11:39 PM
Cumming in a bar.

Bar of soap...lol

critical_phil
11/19/2006, 11:41 PM
heh, there's also a lotion.

StoopTroup
11/19/2006, 11:44 PM
Sales Lady: May I help you with a fragrance today Sir?

Sir: Oh yes...I would really appreciate your help.

Sales Lady: Do you have a particular frangrance in mind?

Sir: Cumming Dear!

Widescreen
11/19/2006, 11:48 PM
I always thought he was gay but according to imdb, he has an ex-wife. And he dated Saffron Burrows which isn't bad.

StoopTroup
11/19/2006, 11:50 PM
If I was him...

I'd send Bill Clinton a free bottle.

OCUDad
11/19/2006, 11:50 PM
Anybody else want to mention the lotion?

StoopTroup
11/19/2006, 11:51 PM
Wonder if Mike Tyson will wear it while he's servicing his clients? :D

BeetDigger
11/19/2006, 11:55 PM
I wonder if it is supposed to have the effect on the wearer or the person the wearer is with?

sanantoniosooner
11/20/2006, 12:06 AM
They got a lotion.

Viking Kitten
11/20/2006, 12:07 AM
And a scrub.

sanantoniosooner
11/20/2006, 12:10 AM
And if you scrub real good you get more lotion.

Frozen Sooner
11/20/2006, 12:14 AM
It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!

So, does this smell like diesel or something?

sanantoniosooner
11/20/2006, 12:17 AM
It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!

So, does this smell like diesel or something?
There's a real bad joke involving you, the fragrance and Vin Diesel.

I'll skip it.

OklahomaTuba
11/20/2006, 12:36 AM
Does it come with a free travel bag??

BeetDigger
11/20/2006, 12:39 AM
Does it come with a free travel bag??


Or a box of kleenex?

Widescreen
11/20/2006, 01:38 AM
You people are sickos.

Carry on.

Czar Soonerov
11/20/2006, 02:56 AM
Or a box of kleenex?

Coffee filters...

SoonerBorn68
11/20/2006, 08:17 AM
If I was him...

I'd send Bill Clinton a free bottle.

Along with some stain remover.

OU4LIFE
11/20/2006, 08:37 AM
I really want to think that's all just a joke.....

a very earthy joke.

jk the sooner fan
11/20/2006, 08:38 AM
pg has lost her innocence posting this!

Howzit
11/20/2006, 08:49 AM
Team Cumming.

*snicker*

sanantoniosooner
11/20/2006, 08:53 AM
There's a lotion.

JohnnyMack
11/20/2006, 10:11 AM
It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!

So, does this smell like diesel or something?

:les:PUT THE ****ING LOTION IN THE BASKET!!!!!!!

picasso
11/20/2006, 10:41 AM
I'm sticking with London Gentleman.

BigRedJed
11/20/2006, 11:02 AM
I now want some Cumming for Christmas. I'm not kidding. I'll take some Cumming All Over too. You just can't have too much Cumming, IMO.

BigRedJed
11/20/2006, 11:03 AM
I'm sticking with London Gentleman.
*snicker*

JohnnyMack
11/20/2006, 11:03 AM
No "Sex Panther" references yet? You people disappoint.

JohnnyMack
11/20/2006, 11:04 AM
I'm sticking a London Gentleman.

Whatever floats yer boat.

picasso
11/20/2006, 11:05 AM
"Howzit said it smells like Bigfoot's little toe!"

JohnnyMack
11/20/2006, 11:07 AM
It smells like a turd, covered in burnt hair!

proud gonzo
11/20/2006, 12:13 PM
pg has lost her innocence posting this!I couldn't believe nobody else had posted it!

Beef
11/20/2006, 12:16 PM
I wasn't planning on hitting the sephora website until after Thanksgiving.

slickdawg
11/20/2006, 12:37 PM
When does Bourbon Street Beyonce come out?

GottaHavePride
11/20/2006, 03:01 PM
No "Sex Panther" references yet? You people disappoint.

Am I too late to make a Hai Karate reference?

OUDoc
11/20/2006, 03:05 PM
there's also a lotion.

toast
11/20/2006, 03:10 PM
so what are the knock-off versions going to be named?

toast
11/20/2006, 03:10 PM
and will the knock-offs come in a lotion?

BigRedJed
11/20/2006, 03:33 PM
I'm gonna go with "Spurting."

Viking Kitten
11/20/2006, 03:44 PM
http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/4479/cologneqw9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Howzit
11/20/2006, 04:16 PM
They need a Cumming Pearl Necklace line...

toast
11/20/2006, 04:24 PM
I can see walking through the Dillard's perfume department now, "Sir, would you like to sample Cumming?"