To all you kids with moms in their 50s

[MamaMia]

Menopause really sucks, so you should be extra nice.

[BoogercountySooner]

Isn't it spelled Meanopause? Just Kiddin good luck Mom!

[Okla-homey]

Menopause really sucks, so you should be extra nice.

Hot flashes are the debbil. I end up freezing to death much of the evening because a certain person, with whom I share a bed, is "burning up.":(

[Widescreen]

You gotta be a soldja to handle menopause. ;)

[MamaMia]

My husband just informed me that it should be called mentalpause, and still thinks its safe for him in this house. ;)

[Frozen Sooner]

Why you talkin' 'bout my mama?

Eh, she's 65 anyhow. We're well past this.

[soonerboomer93]

I leave 5000 miles away from my mother for a reason.
:pop:

[MamaMia]

I leave 5000 miles away from my mother for a reason.
:pop:It was offspring like you who must have invented call waiting. :P

[Vaevictis]

I think my first purchase when my mother starts menopause will be a fanless space heater.

It will be fun to play mind tricks on her by blasting heat at her, making her think that she's having a hot flash.

[Rogue]

They aren't "hot flashes", they are "power surges."

[MamaMia]

They aren't "hot flashes", they are "power surges."
Last week, my daughters got me a plaque that says, "You're still hot; it just comes in flashes." :O

[TopDaugIn2000]

my mom turns 58 tomorrow.......hehehehehehe