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VeeJay
11/19/2006, 02:12 PM
What's the matter, folks? Mr. and Mrs. Cruise have been major disrespected by you all.

Oprah's ill that she didn't get an invite, Georgio Armani designed all the outfits for the entire wedding party, and there's some other major developments that are worthy of mention and analysis as well.

You all have shamed yourselves with your apathy.
Rogue
11/19/2006, 02:14 PM
Apathy is boring to me.
StoopTroup
11/19/2006, 02:15 PM
Someone's been watching the E Channel...
Viking Kitten
11/19/2006, 03:00 PM
Actually, it made the OKC Channel Five 6 p.m. newscast yesterday. We switched it over to whichever sports channel was debating whether Michigan should get a second chance at Ohio State in the NC game should they wind up one and two in the BCS. That was way more interesting.
StoopTroup
11/19/2006, 03:03 PM
I liked the Parish Preist that was quick to point out that he didn't OK a Catholic Wedding. Since he's so near Rome...I'm sure he wanted a disclaimer posted...lol
Tailwind
11/19/2006, 03:04 PM
How much $$$ was spent on this travesty? Such a waste for a marriage that will end in divorce in three years or so.
mrowl
11/19/2006, 03:10 PM
How much $$$ was spent on this travesty? Such a waste for a marriage that will end in divorce in three years or so.

Xenu paid for it with his mars visa. He got a better interest rate.

He gets all the money back today in the tithes when he threatens their lives during the 8:00 service.
85Sooner
11/19/2006, 03:23 PM
F him and everything that has to do with him :)
SoonerBorn68
11/19/2006, 03:23 PM
Who?
StoopTroup
11/19/2006, 03:27 PM
I bet they kill an animal and smear blood on themselves during the service.
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
11/19/2006, 03:27 PM
We should listen and take heed of what those important Hollywood folks say.
mrowl
11/19/2006, 03:28 PM
Who?

Xenu, you know Xenu.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/13/Xenu_BBC_Panorama.jpg/250px-Xenu_BBC_Panorama.jpg
Jimminy Crimson
11/19/2006, 08:14 PM
People who actually think the kid is his crack me up! :D
bri
11/19/2006, 08:26 PM
We should listen and take heed of what those important Hollywood folks say.

What, like "I do"?

WHY DO YOU HATE MARRIAGE?!?!
Tailwind
11/19/2006, 10:33 PM
Cuz when they say "I do" it usually means "til somebody better comes along".
BeetDigger
11/19/2006, 11:57 PM
What, like "I do"?

WHY DO YOU HATE MOCK MARRIAGES?!?!


I think THAT is what you really meant. :D
Phil
11/20/2006, 12:28 AM
I was just telling my wife the other day that whenever I see or hear anyone use that retarded "TomKat" term, a little bit of intelligence gets sucked out of my brain. No telling what would happen were I subjected to details of the undoubtedly bizarre proceedings.
badger
11/20/2006, 12:54 AM
I think TomKat should be banned the same way bedl@m was.
VeeJay
11/20/2006, 09:08 AM
No telling what would happen were I subjected to details of the undoubtedly bizarre proceedings.

You mean like reports of Tom arriving to the castle, wearing sunglasses, waving to the crowd, then getting spotted by Katie through a castle window? Reports are that Katie waved at him. Not sure who was the first to report this, but it was a major scoop.
fadada1
11/20/2006, 10:46 AM
You mean like reports of Tom arriving to the castle, wearing sunglasses, waving to the crowd, then getting spotted by Katie through a castle window? Reports are that Katie waved at him. Not sure who was the first to report this, but it was a major scoop.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED THAT!!!!
:D