View Full Version : Mike Gundy
XingTheRubicon
11/18/2006, 09:55 PM
Listens to 98 degrees when he works out...
sanantoniosooner
11/18/2006, 09:57 PM
Only settles for high class sheep.
yur-out
11/18/2006, 10:01 PM
Told his team,"Baaaaa means noooooo" when he gave his team THE speech. :eek:
sanantoniosooner
11/18/2006, 10:02 PM
Is satisfied, as opposed to Les.
StoopTroup
11/18/2006, 10:07 PM
...lost to TECH TODAY!
sanantoniosooner
11/18/2006, 10:10 PM
Uses miracle grow as a scalp rub.
Frozen Sooner
11/18/2006, 10:10 PM
Didn't know you were going to ask the SHERIFF's girl out.
sanantoniosooner
11/18/2006, 10:11 PM
Is the "lesser" Gundy.
Frozen Sooner
11/18/2006, 10:13 PM
Doesn't want troublemakers on his team.
Well, if they weren't going to be eligible anyhow, that is.
Flagstaffsooner
11/18/2006, 10:14 PM
Farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles.
SanDiegoSoonerGal
11/18/2006, 10:18 PM
Was the model for the Chia Guy.
daveNnorman
11/18/2006, 10:23 PM
Mauls his own hand while eating, thinking someone is trying to steal his supper.
King Crimson
11/18/2006, 10:28 PM
took Jordan from New Kids on the Block...a little too close to heart...
sooneron
11/18/2006, 10:31 PM
Thinks that Legends of the Fall Brad Pitt is way hawter than Oceans 12 Brad Pitt.
opksooner
11/18/2006, 10:33 PM
Is absolutely positive that OJ didn't do it.
SoonerMajic
11/18/2006, 10:34 PM
Has a Clay Aiken poster in his office
sanantoniosooner
11/18/2006, 10:34 PM
Has a name that sounds like a female body part.
Wishboned
11/18/2006, 10:35 PM
Washes Boone Pickens cars every Sunday.
StoopTroup
11/18/2006, 10:36 PM
...has a copy of Brokeback Mountain in every DVD player on Campus.
sanantoniosooner
11/18/2006, 10:38 PM
Moonlights as popgun paul.
SoonerBorn68
11/18/2006, 10:43 PM
...still cries every time the name Brent Parker is mentioned.
wants to be the OU waterboy
StoopTroup
11/18/2006, 10:47 PM
...calls his players...little pokes.
sooneron
11/18/2006, 10:49 PM
Still cruises air depot
Flagstaffsooner
11/18/2006, 11:08 PM
...puts on stunned aggie's hat and masterbates in front of a mirror.
sanantoniosooner
11/18/2006, 11:17 PM
Was the MC at the event unveiling the new ditch named after Eddie Sutton.
westcoast_sooner
11/19/2006, 12:10 AM
Tells the media to speak slowly and use small words so he can understand the questions.
birddog
11/19/2006, 12:16 AM
...snorts tylenol.
devOUt
11/19/2006, 12:18 AM
.....caused Pat Jones to start stuttering.
birddog
11/19/2006, 12:18 AM
...has a whiz jar next to his bed for those lazy nights.
Crucifax Autumn
11/19/2006, 12:22 AM
...eats his belly-button lint
douxpaysan
11/19/2006, 12:27 AM
http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/zucconi/biscuit/life/bigquestion/brush.jpg http://vmedia.rivals.com/IMAGES/Coach/PHOTO/MIKE-GUNDY2005.JPG
yur-out
11/19/2006, 12:29 AM
Is the illegitimate child of Booger Pickens and his favorite sheep Lou.
birddog
11/19/2006, 01:00 AM
...asked boone if he could borrow $11 for a case of coke and a pack of misty light menthol 120's.
douxpaysan
11/19/2006, 01:13 AM
http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/zucconi/biscuit/life/bigquestion/brush.jpg http://vmedia.rivals.com/IMAGES/Coach/PHOTO/MIKE-GUNDY2005.JPG
Which one belongs in a bowl?
sanantoniosooner
11/19/2006, 01:19 AM
prefers a bikini, but will settle for a sheep in a one piece.
SanDiegoSoonerGal
11/19/2006, 01:21 AM
Owns stock in Anal Lube, Inc. Ltd.
Crucifax Autumn
11/19/2006, 01:21 AM
pees sitting down
SanDiegoSoonerGal
11/19/2006, 01:39 AM
Has a case of sibling envy that is even now entering psychology textbooks.
Crucifax Autumn
11/19/2006, 01:42 AM
admires his own *** in the mirror
SanDiegoSoonerGal
11/19/2006, 01:45 AM
Hates humid days that make his hair go flat
Crucifax Autumn
11/19/2006, 01:50 AM
blew the tidy bowl man in hopes he'd have an inroad to a bowl game
OU-HSV
11/19/2006, 08:41 AM
Has no clue that his hair style was never "in style".
fadada1
11/19/2006, 09:07 AM
...when he wakes up each morning, is still the coach of oklahoma state.
StoopTroup
11/19/2006, 09:13 AM
...picks his scabs....and eats them!
OKC-SLC
11/19/2006, 09:14 AM
is looking into one of those Britney Spears headsets like Les wore in the first half of his first game at LSU last year.
because it will make him more macho.
soonerduke
11/19/2006, 09:24 AM
Wants his team to play in the MPC Computers Bowl in Boise Idaho
AlbqSooner
11/19/2006, 09:26 AM
Keeps a "Tickle Me Elmo" in his desk.
OU-HSV
11/19/2006, 09:37 AM
Was a background dancer in Michael Jacksons videos.
OKC-SLC
11/19/2006, 09:43 AM
Is a background dancer in Michael Jackson videos.
soonerjoker
11/19/2006, 10:01 AM
waiting till after next weeks game to make fun of gundy.
josh09
11/19/2006, 10:02 AM
has no idea whats coming next week
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
11/19/2006, 10:54 AM
Goes to the same hair stylist as Jimmy Johnson.
birddog
11/19/2006, 11:08 AM
...still has his prom dates garter belt hanging from his rearview mirror.
Mixer!
11/19/2006, 12:04 PM
thinks reading is hard.
...sends recruits a DVD pack of Best of Hee-Haw, Deliverance, and Cops when recruits ask what it's like in Stoolwater.
Lucky4
11/19/2006, 12:43 PM
....needs more than a little dab of brill cream to do him.
StoopTroup
11/19/2006, 02:49 PM
...is windexing the trophy case for his Bowl Trophy.
Crucifax Autumn
11/19/2006, 03:28 PM
tried to milk a horse
StoopTroup
11/19/2006, 03:33 PM
...successfully milked a horse.
daveNnorman
11/19/2006, 03:36 PM
Was the MC at the event unveiling the new ditch named after Eddie Sutton.
http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/3168/suttonnp0.th.png (http://img230.imageshack.us/my.php?image=suttonnp0.png)
http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/3168/suttonnp0.png
tommieharris91
11/19/2006, 03:42 PM
...also "milked" a bull.
stoops the eternal pimp
11/19/2006, 04:22 PM
thinks all bowl games matter
ADs_Agent
11/19/2006, 04:34 PM
....is going bowling.........................................at the Stillwater Lanes.
mightysooner
11/19/2006, 04:42 PM
cries like a girl when he runs out of mousse.
...gets all ****y if he misses "Delilah"
Still cruises air depot
...still thinks Air Depot was better than 12th Street.
BOOMERBRADLEY
11/19/2006, 05:19 PM
...Called Kazaam the "cant miss movie of the decade"
mixes different brands of gel
Rogue
11/19/2006, 06:05 PM
's train of thought has no caboose.
stoops the eternal pimp
11/19/2006, 07:19 PM
thinks losing is really winning like the guy on Kung Pow and thinks he is a football coaching legend because of it
Octavian
11/19/2006, 07:33 PM
likes to get wet and hug other men
http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/5096/brokebackdz1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Crucifax Autumn
11/19/2006, 07:40 PM
fingerpaints in the bathtub with his own poop.
XingTheRubicon
11/19/2006, 08:39 PM
gets hair products shipped in from Cushing
stoops the eternal pimp
11/19/2006, 08:42 PM
makes his own hair products in the bathroom like in theres something about mary
AZOUFan
11/19/2006, 09:24 PM
thinks "Let 'Er Rip" is one of the greatest contributions to college football history and has a picture of Les in his office because of it.
tommieharris91
11/19/2006, 09:24 PM
Gets his hair gel from the bulls and horses he milks.
Crucifax Autumn
11/19/2006, 09:28 PM
Gets his hair gel from the bulls and horses he milks.
The "milk" that's left over in his cereal bowl after breakfast anyway.
stoops the eternal pimp
11/19/2006, 09:42 PM
enjoys putting lotion on kevin kolbs skin
PrideTrombone
11/19/2006, 09:47 PM
... thinks "St. Elmo's Fire" is a rockin' tune.
Crucifax Autumn
11/19/2006, 09:50 PM
Enjoys licking it off even more
SoonerObsession
11/19/2006, 09:53 PM
...has a history on google with 2 searches for "rainbow colored orhodontics rubberbands".
stoops the eternal pimp
11/19/2006, 09:54 PM
still takes credit for barry sanders winning the heisman
Big Red Ron
11/19/2006, 09:55 PM
Has really, really, really, REALLY hard hair.
...couldn't care less about losing to Tech, because they spent all last week prepping for us.
OUDoc
11/19/2006, 10:02 PM
...listens to "I Touch Myself" while he takes a bubble bath.
Crucifax Autumn
11/19/2006, 10:04 PM
bites his toenails
Big Red Ron
11/19/2006, 10:07 PM
Thurman says he, "can suck a golf ball through a garden hose."
SoonerStormchaser
11/19/2006, 10:38 PM
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2000/02/01/theressomething.jpg
"Borrowed" his hair gel!
SanDiegoSoonerGal
11/19/2006, 11:08 PM
Gets aroused listening to Amy Grant.
letsroll
11/19/2006, 11:40 PM
...would scratch em if he had any.
sooneron
11/19/2006, 11:46 PM
listens to the Outfield with 04.
badger
11/20/2006, 12:00 AM
...secretly wishes he were his brother, Cale.
Frozen Sooner
11/20/2006, 02:00 AM
Doubles down on a face card and an ace.
Crucifax Autumn
11/20/2006, 02:08 AM
didn't have the decency to thank me for the reach around
soonerduke
11/20/2006, 05:53 AM
is a Les Miles protege
Flagstaffsooner
11/20/2006, 06:35 AM
Before he started using anal lube on his hair had some sort of little animal living up there.
http://www.jasonfoundation.com/images/spokesperson/afca/gundy.jpg
Czar Soonerov
11/20/2006, 09:42 AM
Uses the same hair "product" as Cameron Diaz...
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/1/1a/Cameron_Diaz_Something_About_Mary.jpg
SoonerStormchaser
11/20/2006, 09:45 AM
Psst....look up a few posts Czar...:)
CincySooner
11/20/2006, 10:06 AM
... hopes the Independance Bowl prize package includes gift certificate to Franz's Salon and Beauty Parlor.
...will beg Cale for game secrets at Thanksgiving.....
soonerinabilene
11/20/2006, 11:18 AM
has to coach at losur
...always thought Potsie was cooler than the Fonz
badger
11/20/2006, 08:48 PM
...think Lee Corso is a legendary coach.
...always has his careface on.
badger
11/20/2006, 10:18 PM
...is lost in the 80s.
ADs_Agent
11/20/2006, 10:34 PM
....thinks moral victories will get you to a bowl game.
Crucifax Autumn
11/20/2006, 11:57 PM
likes to smell his finger
orangekaje
11/21/2006, 12:20 AM
thinks he's in a Sega game.
http://www.sonic.org/sonicthehedgehog.png
badger
11/21/2006, 12:38 AM
...camped out for a week for the playstation 3, only to find that the store sold them by lottery.
Crucifax Autumn
11/21/2006, 01:28 AM
Only camped out for that playstation 3 because he thought it was a vibrator.
badger
11/21/2006, 01:48 AM
...is adopted, and Cale just hasn't found the right moment to tell him, yet.
http://static.newsok.biz/article/2974940/spart-gundies21_11-21-2006_411JHA5.jpg
Crucifax Autumn
11/21/2006, 01:50 AM
shaves his ***
droolz for 6'3" QB's with laser rocket arms
Landthief 1972
11/21/2006, 10:55 AM
Insisted that his coaching package include 2 doublewides, a lifetime supply of Brillo cream and a solid gold hitching post for his favorite sheep.
orangekaje
11/21/2006, 11:03 AM
shaves his ***
hates dingleberries.
Landthief 1972
11/21/2006, 11:15 AM
hates dingleberries.
But eats them anyway for the fiber.
Landthief 1972
11/21/2006, 12:47 PM
Gave Mike Holder an old-fashioned ***-whipping after he read Holder's quotes from today's DOK and Aslut World.
DustySooner
11/21/2006, 02:02 PM
Is the best coach in the world......for me to poop on!
...sucks harder than a Dyson
Sooner_Havok
11/21/2006, 02:19 PM
...makes jokes about his illiteracy to cover up the shameful fact that he in fact really does screw sheep
bixby28
11/21/2006, 02:20 PM
Keeps a set of nunchakus in his office...
DustySooner
11/21/2006, 03:39 PM
..makes his players run in the sprinklers after practice.
TheHumanAlphabet
11/21/2006, 04:45 PM
Thinks orange is the new black...
Wants to "let 'er rip" but can't save up enough gas to do so...
birddog
11/21/2006, 06:52 PM
...bottled up the stink in stoolwater so he could take a little piece of home with him on road trips.
stoops the eternal pimp
11/22/2006, 03:48 PM
wonders where the Montana-Montana St thread went
birddog
11/22/2006, 11:52 PM
...leaves floaters in public toilets.
sanantoniosooner
11/22/2006, 11:53 PM
Came into this world as a floater in a public toilet.
washington's fave
11/23/2006, 03:31 AM
has like you know, nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... lOSUr footballer boys only want boyfriends who have great skills and a hard set of hairs!
bearcat_sooner
11/23/2006, 09:52 AM
thinks HE invented football when EVERYONE knows Paul "Bear" Bryant did!!
Soonerpsycho
11/23/2006, 10:35 AM
...plays the rusty trombone.
AzianSooner
11/23/2006, 10:42 AM
... is a momy's boy.
soonerjoker
11/23/2006, 12:09 PM
this is a poor thread.
1972, what is "brillo cream" ???
sanantoniosooner
11/23/2006, 12:12 PM
Is running for his life today.
birddog
11/23/2006, 12:34 PM
this is a poor thread.
1972, what is "brillo cream" ???
...moved on to brylcreem after he found out his salon quit carrying Dapper Dan and Fop.
william_brasky
11/23/2006, 12:37 PM
...uses a bidet.
soonerjoker
11/23/2006, 12:38 PM
brylcreem is what i thot he meant.
brillo goes with pads.
Rogue
11/25/2006, 10:37 AM
-Should have a license for being that ugly...
-Does the work of three men...Larry, Curly, and Moe
-Started at the bottom, and it's been downhill ever since
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SoonerinLex
11/25/2006, 11:22 AM
...thinks Milli Vanilli is the greatest band ever and that they actually sing.
josh09
11/25/2006, 01:51 PM
....enjoys wearing spandex
Mixer!
11/25/2006, 02:07 PM
http://img97.echo.cx/img97/5650/gundyp0kh.jpg
OUster
11/25/2006, 04:40 PM
Anyone catch the air punching he was doing on that 3rd and 1? What was that all about? Was he saying "fight"? What a maroon...
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