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Mixer!

11/18/2006, 07:55 PM

http://www.orangepower.com/showpost.php?p=216605&postcount=1

We are 11 points from being a GREAT team: -4 KSU, -1 A&M, -6 TT.

You can see the improvement each week. We are still a young football program, coaches and players.

And yet, WE ARE GOING BOWLING!!!

tommieharris91

11/18/2006, 08:11 PM

Bobby Reid and Adarius Bowman for HEISMAN!!!!!

We have the real AD!!!!!!!!!!

Wonder how many votes those two get...

Cam

11/18/2006, 08:13 PM

They do know that winning 6 games doesn't guarantee a bowl game, right?

OUinFLA

11/18/2006, 08:15 PM

Perhaps he meant tonight was an evening set aside for a trip to Cowpatty Lanes. Complete with pinball machines and stuff.

boomersooner28

11/18/2006, 08:32 PM

They do know that winning 6 games doesn't guarantee a bowl game, right?

WE are their Bowl game.

Cam

11/18/2006, 08:36 PM

WE are their Bowl game.
That's every year.

daveNnorman

11/18/2006, 08:55 PM

WE are their Bowl game.
:P This is a correct statement...they will play harder against us than any other team. If they lost every game and beat us, that would be their winning season.

John Kochtoston

11/18/2006, 08:59 PM

"agreed...when you have to make excuses for a team this many times in one season, they are certainly not a good team. But we are average. That's something."

Beautiful.

BOOMERBRADLEY

11/18/2006, 09:05 PM

osu should be undefeated this season. We might go undefeated next season

I actually heard this the other day....I was speechless

Cam

11/18/2006, 09:15 PM

I actually heard this the other day....I was speechless
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

That first game at UGA's gonna screw that all up for them.

101sooner

11/18/2006, 09:17 PM

"AD deserved his injury. He was showboating. It was Coach Stoopid's fault for running up the score anyway."

Cam

11/18/2006, 09:20 PM

"AD deserved his injury. He was showboating. It was Coach Stoopid's fault for running up the score anyway."
They're sofa king clueless. It's almost sad really.

Boarder

11/18/2006, 10:51 PM

almost?

Cam

11/18/2006, 10:53 PM

almost?
Wrong week to be nice, huh?:(

Soonerus

11/18/2006, 10:56 PM

If we can just beat OU it will be so significant we will put the score on our diplomas....

Crimsontothecore

11/18/2006, 11:00 PM

This is a typical aggie comment:
"I hope my mom likes the mothers day gift I bought her at Frederick's"

Doged

11/18/2006, 11:31 PM

Average Person: Hey, Mr. Poker-of-Cows.. how's that OSU football team lookin'?

Typical aggie: GOONERS SUCK! All they do is cheat! They should be on double secret probation! GAAAHHHH I hate those GOONERS! Damn land thieves suck! Go to hell, BLOW U!

Average Person: Ummm... okay, yeah... but about your OSU team.. you think Gundy can build on last season?

Typical aggie: GOONERS SUCK! GAAHHHHH I hate BLOW U! That Coach STOOPID is a cheater! We're BLOW U's biggest rival!

Average Person: .....???......you need help...

StoopTroup

11/18/2006, 11:35 PM

They do know that winning 6 games doesn't guarantee a bowl game, right?
I'm not sure they do...lol

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/stooptroup/osubowl.jpg

Mjcpr

11/18/2006, 11:36 PM

We didn't lose to Tech, we just ran out of talent.

Flagstaffsooner

11/18/2006, 11:37 PM

Does this booger make my nose look big?
Oh boy.

Soonerus

11/18/2006, 11:40 PM

We didn't lose to Tech, we just ran out of endzone.

fixed...

douxpaysan

11/19/2006, 01:07 AM

Don't forget your duckcalls for (B**lamb)...you can buy them in the student store.http://www.hayescalls.com/Duck/beewood_small.jpg

Fraggle145

11/19/2006, 01:16 AM

WE are their Bowl game.

exactly. they can go to hell. I f*ckin hate them.

Fraggle145

11/19/2006, 01:19 AM

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

That first game at UGA's gonna screw that all up for them.

My Dawgs will f*uck em up for us! I hate OSU so much. F*cking pretenders.

PhxSooner

11/19/2006, 01:21 AM

Don't forget your duckcalls for (B**lamb)...you can buy them in the student store.http://www.hayescalls.com/Duck/beewood_small.jpg
And that takes the aggie obsession to a whole new level...:rolleyes:

"We'll quack at them! That'll scare 'em, by golly!"

nanimonai

11/19/2006, 01:37 AM

We should cancel the game just to take the meaning out of every aggy's life.

SoonerTerry

11/19/2006, 07:10 AM

.Adrian Peterson
Well, I hadn't seen a post on this yet, so I thought I'd see what everyone else thought.

As a person, I hate to see anyone get injured.

As an OSU fan, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Real F*ckstick

fadada1

11/19/2006, 08:26 AM

here's another gem:

http://mb29.scout.com/fosuinsiderfrm1.showMessage?topicID=26544.topic

StoopTroup

11/19/2006, 09:20 AM

here's another gem:

http://mb29.scout.com/fosuinsiderfrm1.showMessage?topicID=26544.topic
Not even one comment...lol.

PRICELESS!

critical_phil

11/19/2006, 11:24 PM

here's a gem:

i'm talking to a guy (aggie) that i go to school w/ the other day. he mentioned that his dad and father-in-law were big OU fans, and they were really trash talking about the upcoming game.

c_p: if your parents raised you right, how'd you turn out aggie?

aggie: because being an OU fan would just be too easy.

c_p: too easy? WTF does that even mean?

sooner94

11/19/2006, 11:47 PM

"Man, I ain't seen this much good lookin' p**sy since my last family reunion."

BoomerSooner247

11/20/2006, 12:02 AM

And that takes the aggie obsession to a whole new level...:rolleyes:

"We'll quack at them! That'll scare 'em, by golly!"wouldn't them quacking at us actually make us win by more because it would bring back the memory of the Oregon game? not very bright people those pokes are. :)

badger

11/20/2006, 12:04 AM

i am happy to say I will be safely far away from Stillwater next weekend. Do they show FSN Southwest in Tennessee?

tommieharris91

11/20/2006, 12:05 AM

News9 "Sports Blitz" has this:

Oklahoma (6-5, 3-4) vs Oklahoma State (9-2, 6-1)

There's a lot of slant towards Stillwater Penitentiary on this. Sounds like a lot of p*nis envy too.

badger

11/20/2006, 12:07 AM

http://www.okstate.com/fls/200/posse/images/top_2-waving.jpg
omg orange skin!!!

OU_PhD

11/20/2006, 12:12 AM

Re: Motivation
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Any lurking sooners have a thought? Hmmmmm, does this fire you up? You ready for that defense to break down again? It's about time. Your conference play ends in Stillwater, does that sit well with you? I smell your fear

badger

11/20/2006, 12:16 AM

aggies are probably thinking this:
"we'll do better next year!"

(because for shaggies, there is always hope!)

OU_PhD

11/20/2006, 12:18 AM

osutwister
Consensus AA
Posts: 1196
(11/18/06 3:13:03 pm)
Reply Re: 23 unanswered points by Tech
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Apparently , every time the other team gets into our end zone, they get points.

Who knew?

badger

11/20/2006, 12:22 AM

Re: OFFICAL PREDICTION THREAD OSU vs ou
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We'll lose in some horrible heartbreaking fashion

this aggy must have been edjumacated

yur-out

11/20/2006, 12:33 AM

Originally Posted by DRAK
.Adrian Peterson

As a person, I hate to see anyone get injured.

As an OSU fan, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Translation......As an OsU fan I realize I'm not really a person.

<reporter> So DRAK, if you're not really a person.........did your dad mess with sheep?
<DRAK> Naaaaaaaaa!

badger

11/20/2006, 12:37 AM

at least OUr (SHOULD be) heisman winner doesn't bail on his team when he feels like it. if AD was barry sanders, he would have retired from college ball after his injury--- you know, go out on top and all that crap. :D

nanimonai

11/20/2006, 01:45 AM

The only reason you guys won is because you have betters players and coaches. If not for that, we'd totally kick your ***.

Crucifax Autumn

11/20/2006, 01:54 AM

And you guys think I'm a jackass...I would have to practice all off season to even get close to the typical poke fan.

Speaking of which, I think a lot of them actually tried to poke a fan...thus their lack of manhood.

Widescreen

11/20/2006, 01:54 AM

The only reason you guys won is because you have betters players and coaches and fans and facilities and women and looks and cars and self-esteem and hygiene. If not for that, we'd totally kick your ***.
Fixed

Crucifax Autumn

11/20/2006, 02:03 AM

LMFAO

landrun

11/20/2006, 09:23 AM

Seriously, an annual quote by Aggie fans is assured to be, "Just wait till next year."

Often they add, "I guarantee it. You'll be sorry for running up the score this year."

buck

11/20/2006, 11:11 AM

is it bad that i hate lOSUr more than texass?

I_SMELL_FEAR

11/20/2006, 11:39 AM

Some of my favorite all time ACTUAL aggy conversations.

aggy:We have Aso Pogi.
me: Who is Aso Pogi? Your new mascot?
aggy: No, our quarterback. you will know his name by the end of the year, I guarantee it.

(note: If I remember correctly, Pogi had transferred by the end of the year)

aggy: You guys win by just a few points, we blow people out so we are going to win.
me: *say nothing this conversation will kill brain cells*

aggy: At least OUR players know how to read when they graduate.
fellow sooner fan: Dexter Manley
aggy: TYPICAL SOONER FAN JERK

aggy:We go to church with several players.Thats the good thing about osu, the players are good Christian guys.
me: Yeah, no OU players go to church. *roll eyes*

aggy waiting 3 minutes for me to get off phone and step out of vehicle: "Your hat ruined my day."
me: oh, Im sorry. (wanted to give the bird and say "this must really be painful then")

aggy: "You got the wrong hat on."
me: what hat should I be wearing in Oklahoma?
aggy: we root for osu up here
me: Im sorry, actually I just found out there was a university up here.
aggy: *walked away*

there are tons more I have wiped from memory.

OKLA21FAN

11/20/2006, 11:45 AM

just heard this one after the Baylor game from a okie lite friend:

"we would be favored and probably beat you had we played you earlier in the season."

fadada1

11/20/2006, 11:47 AM

and who, exactly, are these two clowns their talking about now????

i've got to assume one of them is their QB. seriously, i could guess the temple QB's name before osu's.

The_Red_Patriot

11/20/2006, 11:49 AM

"I hope Adrian Peterson comes back and breaks his leg"

that was actually said on an aggie board.

God that is so freakin loUser

ORANGE POWER!!!

wait, was there an orange power ranger

somebody please photoshop that ! Gundy as a power ranger

frankensooner

11/20/2006, 11:55 AM

Our office Poke fan (he didn't even go there, go figure, that breaks the rules right?) was telling me today that OsU was going to win because after a defeat, they always come back and win the next week, so we are in big trouble! ;)

Widescreen

11/20/2006, 12:22 PM

nanimonai

11/20/2006, 05:40 PM

Ask him to explain 0-10-1.

I'm sure they got a first down or two in those games. With the fireworks show and Solid Gold dancers that come out after each first down, it's understandable how they'd confuse those with winning game and stuff.

OKLA21FAN

11/20/2006, 05:46 PM

Ask him to explain 0-10-1.
hey, just a dog gone minute here
they were just a few points from going 4-6-1.....

or so we are told

OUstud

11/20/2006, 06:24 PM

I'm not sure they do...lol

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/stooptroup/osubowl.jpg

Ok, first off, notice the smattering of red and blue (Ole Miss) in the middle of Aggy's section, as well as the red and blue on the other side of the stadium.

Now, some Aggy quotes (some actual, some stereotypical):

"We beat Baylor 66-0 and you only beat them by 26 so we're going to win by a lot!"
"Uh, you beat them 66-24. We gave up less points then you. Pretty sad you don't know your own score."
"GOONERS SUCK!"

(points to my OU shirt) "Durrrt, you forgot the 's' on your shirt."
"I'm sorry, are you talking?"

"I mean, if you were to look out on that practice field and see Bobby Reid, and he had no jersey on, you would ask, what NFL team does he play for." -Jim Traber, a week or so before the season started

"Why do you always have to pick on OSU?" -my Aggy friend

"How was the crowd up there?"
"Actually pretty good, there were some empty seats in the corners and scattered throughout the top levels, but not bad."

Fraggle145

11/20/2006, 08:23 PM

That Gooners **** pi$$es me off. Ghey, Ghey, Ghey.

badger

11/20/2006, 08:53 PM

i wonder what they think about "shaggies" ??

Boarder

11/20/2006, 10:08 PM

That Gooners **** pi$$es me off. Ghey, Ghey, Ghey.
I think that "Gooners" is one of the top ten funniest words I have ever heard. When I hear it I can't stop laughing. It's the anti-offensive word for me. It's as far from offensive as it can possibly be. If anyone actually called me a Gooner to my face I'd have no comeback because I'd be laughing uncontrollably. It would be hard not to pee my pants.

SoonerInKCMO

11/20/2006, 10:17 PM

I'ma gettin' bored with sheep... I'ma **** a pig tonight! :eddie:

Sco

11/21/2006, 12:01 AM

"AD deserved his injury. He was showboating. It was Coach Stoopid's fault for running up the score anyway."

Does 66-24 mean anything to them?

Gah. F*ck the pokes.

One of my favorite signs at an OU/OSU basketball game: "Pokes are for Facebook."

Ground_Attack

11/21/2006, 12:30 AM

just heard this one after the Baylor game from a okie lite friend:

"we would be favored and probably beat you had we played you earlier in the season."

and they are the ***-clowns that bitched and moaned to have the post-Thanksgiving game. :D

Crucifax Autumn

11/21/2006, 01:23 AM

No dumb comment, just a pic of their world's biggest fan:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v153/ulijon/Pokiescopy.jpg

soonerduke

11/21/2006, 07:43 AM

We'd be undefeated, if we'd won the five games we lost.

Flagstaffsooner

11/21/2006, 08:00 AM

"Boogers taste better with hair"

Landthief 1972

11/21/2006, 10:58 AM

"You picked a college based on who could give you the best education in yer field? Typical Gooner fan, didn't even go to OU. I don't know why you wouldn't root for a team that has a winning record semi-annually."

PAW

11/21/2006, 11:26 AM

http://www.o-state.com/forum/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=UBB1&Number=474190&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1

Typical little brother stuff . . . references to killing kittens and Stoops clapping.

I don't even care about the bowl game...I just want to beat the goons.
.
.
.
To me this is the bowl game.

Mixer!

11/21/2006, 12:32 PM

Is this the right time for "Pooooooor Sooooonerrrrrrs"? (http://www.orangepower.com/showpost.php?p=217431&postcount=3)

Landthief 1972

11/21/2006, 12:33 PM

To me this is the bowl game.

And then he'll spend half his day at his job at McDonald's convincing the Sooner fan customers that Poke fans DON'T consider this their bowl game. They should change their school colors to green on green, to play up all the penis envy they have for OU.

Scotty

11/21/2006, 03:15 PM

oSu is a play away in every game but Texas from being 10-1, youth and inexperience cost us those games. That won't be the problem in ******!

funny

OUTrumpet

11/21/2006, 05:03 PM

Bobby Reid (OSU football Jesus) is best football player evar! Gonna lead us to promise land and beat OU and go to Houston Bowl, cause everyone knows that's most prestigous bowl of them all. Much better than that there Rose Bowl, who ever heard of that?

Adarious Bowman = real AD. Stoopid UO gooner broke his collarbone showboating. Serves him right.

We're a team on the rise. (for who knows how long)

You mind if I dance with yo' sheep?

Why you cheer for UO? You don't even go to school there!

Josh Fields/Tatum Bell/Rashawn Woods best triplets in da country! Gonna have 3 way tie for Heisman!

(actually heard on the Sports Animal in 2003 after we beat them)
"Hey, whatchyou dink bout OSU/OU Big 12 Champship?"

Al - "SEEEEEEEE YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" *click*

SoonerDood

11/21/2006, 06:13 PM

DustySooner

11/21/2006, 06:53 PM

I actually had a aggy buddy of mine that attends OSU tell me awhile back "OU deserved that loss up in Oregon, I wish the OU fans would stop complaining about it. I'm tired of hearing about it."

Then, not even 10 minutes later "Man OSU got screwed in Houston, we'd be on fire had the refs not f-ed us."

...retards.