Boone Pickens...

[goingoneight]

... has waited 365 days for this thread.


You know it's true...

Maybe now we'll get the joke...

[goingoneight]

... really, really hates pirates and gooners. :D

[yur-out]

AKA Booger Pickens! :P

[Flagstaffsooner]

His favorate sheep is named Lou.

[goingoneight]

... signs autographs "Let-R'-Rip!!! -Coach Pickens"

[Cam]

Strives for competitiveness. Greatness would be expensive.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Provides his head coach with...
http://files.blog-city.com/files/M05/99962/p/f/green_anal_lube.jpg

And Gundy uses the leftover on his hair.

[Ground_Attack]

thinks $165,000,000 is enough to erase Aggie's loser mentality.

[yur-out]

Provides his head coach with...
http://files.blog-city.com/files/M05/99962/p/f/green_anal_lube.jpg

And Gundy uses the leftover on his hair.
Now if Booger would just let Mike know it doesn't go in his hair.

[Newbomb Turk]

Now if Booger would just let Mike know it doesn't go in his hair.

not the hair on his head anyway.

[goingoneight]

... must totally miss the point of this thread...

[batonrougesooner]

Is sometimes confused with Jerry Jones since they both own a team called the "Cowboys."

[Flagstaffsooner]

Is sometimes confused with Jerry Jones since they both own a team called the "Cowboys."Post of the Day Award.:D

[MamaMia]

Slams the door on Girl Scouts selling cookies.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Slams the door on Girl Scouts selling cookies.He asks the girl scouts if they want his cookies.

[Mixer!]

His favorate(sic) sheep is named Lou.

http://home.okstate.edu/tools/webtools.nsf/images/regents/$file/watkins.gif

[bluedogok]

... signs autographs "Let-R'-Rip!!! -Coach Pickens"
....shouldn't that be Emperor Pickens of Boone State?

[devOUt]

....can't decide whether he likes Gundy's hair or Les Miles' hat best.

[BOOMERBRADLEY]

Actually is a little brother, so he embraces the little brother mentality

[goingoneight]

Is getting really ****ed that no one wants to pay for his gas prices and his football team without bitching...

[OUswagger]

shoots dear that are chained to the tree, and gets outta jail free cards for B-ball coaches

[OU_PhD]

will be dead before OSU wins 10 games in a season.

[SanDiegoSoonerGal]

Has spent his whole life trying to compensate for incessantly being called "Booger Picker" in third grade.

[OSUAggie]

Would slit his throat if he woke up tomorrow with Oprah's money.

[Rogue]

Just bought the third best team in the state.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=KFGu907Q6TU

[goingoneight]

... really is the head coach, therefore deserves this thread over Gumby.

[Suerreal]

Is offering $1M to anyone who can disprove one point made by the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth. Kerry's taking him up on it. Oughta be interesting.

I'm no John Kerry fan, but the SBVFT have different take on truth than many...

At least it's $1M less for the lOSUrs.

[goingoneight]

... just bought the entire OSU allotment so his poke fans could stay away from those mean ole gooners.

[Clever Trevor]

.... wants to sport a whistle at practice.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

is quite the stunning fellow

http://www.nndb.com/people/195/000022129/slim1.jpg

[goingoneight]

... once asked Gundy why he couldn't quit Collins.

[MamaMia]

Anonymously buys football tickets for osu fans who blow all their money on 'Kiss Your Favorite Goat' tickets.

[SoonerTerry]

Just bought the third best team in the state.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=KFGu907Q6TU



This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by ESPN

damn copyright laws!!

[SoonerTerry]

remembers when marrying a 12 year old girl was ok...

[yur-out]

Can't understand how KU and Mizzou can be having the season's he has only dreamed of at Booger State U, without spending the money.

[yur-out]

is in the process of buying the copyrights to the Beatles song "Can't Buy Me Love" so he can change the words in the song to "Can't Buy Me Wins"!

[Dr. Jelly Finger]

Can surely find a better way to **** away his investment

[Rock Hard Corn Frog]

Watches armadillo porn and dances around the room like the guy in the Samsung HDTV commercial.

[BoomerGirl34]

---has a better chance of playing Pick Up Sticks with his buttcheeks than to be able to buy the tradition his 'investment' sorely lacks.

[FaninAma]

Is overdue on his soul account with Satan.

[mfosterftw]

Needs to punch Warren Buffett in the mouth...

[illinisooner]

...constantly gets mistaken for a construction worker who loves to wear sweaters.

[Mixer!]

Needs to punch Warren Buffett in the mouth...
Why the hate for Jimmy's cousin?
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51tAu%2BBbnrL._SS500_.jpg

[tommieharris91]

...is secretly recruiting using prostitutes. He just really wonders why top recruits hate sheep...

[SOONERxWife73]

...will get to introduce the "world's greatest offense" for the last time..."this 'ol boy came to us off the fence line, jusy helping the sheep over, of course."

[SOONERxWife73]

...will get to introduce the "world's greatest offense" for the last time..."this 'ol boy came to us off the fence line, jusy helping the sheep over, of course."

[westcoast_sooner]

...wonders why no matter how much money he throws at the okie-lite program they'll never fill an 85,000 seat stadium.

[soonerborn76]

is begenning to wonder if there really is 85,000 cowpuke fans worldwide...

[illinisooner]

...can be seen at a Sooner tailgate this Saturday.

[goingoneight]

... plays dead at home and gets killed on the road, just like the armadillos.

[seaquesix]

yup

[BigDeezy]

is heavily invested in oil. . . . just check out Gumby's hair!

[goingoneight]

... is twice the man his drone is, he's 80!

[mxATVracer10]

..."Bet's his @$$!" that their program will continue to rise!