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bri
11/18/2006, 04:10 PM
...I thought turkeys could fly.
SoonerJack
11/18/2006, 04:12 PM
the wild ones can!
Widescreen
11/18/2006, 04:14 PM
The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement!

http://www.jeffthomas.com/thanksgiving.htm
StoopTroup
11/18/2006, 04:16 PM
They do fly.

http://www.mass.gov/dfwele/dfw/dfwimg/dfw_flying_turkey.jpg

Just not very well...lol
Ike
11/18/2006, 04:30 PM
depends on the type of turkey I think. The Heritage turkeys they raise here in IL can fly a bit, but not very high or far. The white turkeys that comprise the bulk of thanksgiving turkeys can't I think.
12
11/18/2006, 04:32 PM
When was the last time you saw a flock of turkeys flying over your house?
12
11/18/2006, 04:33 PM
Or were you poking fun at the Asians?
Newbomb Turk
11/18/2006, 04:33 PM
oh - the humanity!
Okieflyer
11/18/2006, 04:37 PM
...I thought turkeys could fly.

Les Nesman thought so too! :D
85Sooner
11/18/2006, 04:37 PM
film at eleven
85Sooner
11/18/2006, 04:38 PM
Les Nesman thought so too! :D


nope that was the Big Guy
KC//CRIMSON
11/18/2006, 04:51 PM
For those of you who just tuned in: The Pinedale shopping mall has just been bombed with live turkeys!
12
11/18/2006, 05:27 PM
:O I can't believe I didn't get this.
proud gonzo
11/18/2006, 05:37 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tvv5gL1pGb0
12
11/18/2006, 06:03 PM
I have never been more ashamed.
12
11/18/2006, 06:04 PM
Won't you listen to me, please?
12
11/18/2006, 06:06 PM
One two three four five,
six seven eight nine ten,
ELEVEN TWELVE.
proud gonzo
11/18/2006, 06:38 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZByndN_ffyw
bri
11/18/2006, 06:43 PM
I have never been more ashamed.

As well you should be. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUaqeDowO5A
proud gonzo
11/18/2006, 06:49 PM
*ahem* :mad:
bri
11/18/2006, 06:50 PM
*ahem* :mad:

Yes, your Sesame Street clip was very cute.

My clip is actually what the thread is about and stuff. :D
85Sooner
11/18/2006, 06:52 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZByndN_ffyw

i THINK THIS IS THE ONE. too funny
Newbomb Turk
11/18/2006, 07:39 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZByndN_ffyw

i THINK THIS IS THE ONE. too funny

HEH!
proud gonzo
11/18/2006, 07:46 PM
Yes, your Sesame Street clip was very cute.

My clip is actually what the thread is about and stuff. :D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZByndN_ffyw

*AHEM* :mad:
Newbomb Turk
11/18/2006, 07:54 PM
*AHEM* :mad:

proud gOWNED.
Boarder
11/18/2006, 10:11 PM
Why on Earth is WKRP not on DVD yet?
StoopTroup
11/18/2006, 10:23 PM
Thr greatest WKRP ever...
Widescreen
11/18/2006, 11:53 PM
Why on Earth is WKRP not on DVD yet?
When I saw this thread, I was thinking the same thing. That show was greatness.
12
11/19/2006, 12:02 AM
Well feather my hair.

Why has WKRP not made the TVLand?

I like John Ritter, but WKRP.... well.... it needs to be on.

(I was going to say something about him being dead, but that isn't cool and all.)
GottaHavePride
11/19/2006, 03:04 AM
Or were you poking fun at the Asians?

I'd poke something at the Asians...
tulsaoilerfan
11/19/2006, 10:17 AM
I agree, WKRP was pure greatness; LONI, LONI, LONI!!!!
slickdawg
11/19/2006, 10:56 AM
Probably the greatest epidsode of WKRP.
proud gonzo
11/19/2006, 12:23 PM
Well feather my hair.

Why has WKRP not made the TVLand?

I like John Ritter, but WKRP.... well.... it needs to be on.

(I was going to say something about him being dead, but that isn't cool and all.)It used to be
toast
11/19/2006, 01:00 PM
Probably the greatest epidsode of WKRP.

also receiving consideration:

1. the softball game
2. carp and pig mascot fight
3. drinking and response time getting faster with cop in studio
85Sooner
11/19/2006, 01:04 PM
I liked the one "In Concert with SCUM" a band inreal life known as Detective.
Saw them open for Kiss in 77
Mixer!
11/19/2006, 01:06 PM
Why has WKRP not made the TVLand?
I thought I read somewhere that there were now royalties issues involved, which is also the reason they've never been released on DVD.









stoopidy RIAA....
12
11/19/2006, 01:06 PM
Dude, you saw Kiss in '77. That rocks.
85Sooner
11/19/2006, 01:50 PM
I thought I read somewhere that there were now royalties issues involved, which is also the reason they've never been released on DVD.









stoopidy RIAA....


They did! the entire series was on a TVLand marathon a few years back. I have every episode. it rocks
85Sooner
11/19/2006, 01:52 PM
Dude, you saw Kiss in '77. That rocks.

Yeah , scared my dad to death. he was deaf for a day. funny though, he bragged to his friends how impressed he was with their show. They really do let it all hang out for the fans. seen em everytime since.
Viking Kitten
11/19/2006, 02:14 PM
The deal with the music licensing is pretty interesting. Here (http://members.allstream.net/%7Ejacjud/wkrpmusic.html) is a link that explains why many of the songs originally used have been changed. Apparently it has to do with the fact that the show was originally shot on videotape.

I first noticed it when watching a rerun of a show in which a Russian guy fell in love with Bailey. The show originally had this great ending where the guy said "Hold me closer Tiny Dancer," then they played the song. For the Nick at Nite version, they actually had to scramble up that line of dialogue too, then play some weak muzak-sounding crap. I was all, "WTF?"
BeetDigger
11/19/2006, 02:36 PM
The sad thing is, a good many of the folks on this board never saw the episode live. The show was must see TV for me and my brother. Loni Anderson's jumblies. Oh yeah.
85Sooner
11/19/2006, 03:22 PM
The deal with the music licensing is pretty interesting. Here (http://members.allstream.net/%7Ejacjud/wkrpmusic.html) is a link that explains why many of the songs originally used have been changed. Apparently it has to do with the fact that the show was originally shot on videotape.

I first noticed it when watching a rerun of a show in which a Russian guy fell in love with Bailey. The show originally had this great ending where the guy said "Hold me closer Tiny Dancer," then they played the song. For the Nick at Nite version, they actually had to scramble up that line of dialogue too, then play some weak muzak-sounding crap. I was all, "WTF?"


WOW that is alot of butchering. BOYCOTT the recording industry!!!!!!!!!!!!1
yermom
11/19/2006, 03:28 PM
yeah, that sucks so bad

i loved that show as a kid
Viking Kitten
11/19/2006, 03:29 PM
WOW that is alot of butchering. BOYCOTT the recording industry!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Better yet... STEAL THEIR MUSIC!!!!!!111

Please note that the above post was intended for entertainment purposes only. No incitement to commit actual crime was implied.
85Sooner
11/19/2006, 04:01 PM
Better yet... STEAL THEIR MUSIC!!!!!!111

Please note that the above post was intended for entertainment purposes only. No incitement to commit actual crime was implied.


I agree, then pay the artists to see them in concert, that is where the artists are getting their dough.
Dio
11/19/2006, 10:23 PM
"No, you can say 'Booger' now. You just can't say '****faced'"
Dio
11/19/2006, 10:25 PM
"Mother's shrinking, you know"
picasso
11/19/2006, 10:37 PM
Bailey > Lonnie.

I know know, Herb would disagree.
soonerboomer93
11/19/2006, 11:12 PM
mmm, I did prefer Bailey
bri
11/20/2006, 12:25 AM
Jan Smithers was teh win.
Widescreen
11/20/2006, 01:40 AM
The lady that played Herb's wife ended up with a bunch of bit parts in 80's movies - most notably Ferris Bueller.
OUHOMER
11/20/2006, 08:30 PM
this was / is the funnest episiode EVER. I still remember rolling in the floor when i saw it.