My Dining Room Table

[TopDaugIn2000]

when I got home from work today.....

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/1740/im002064ank2.jpg

[OUAndy1807]

what's the story?

[Harry Beanbag]

what's the story?


Those aren't Morning Glories, they're roses. ;)

[mdklatt]

when I got home from work today.....



You let dolemite have a key already? Things are getting serious.

[Penguin]

Hopefully, the letter doesn't begin "Goobye cruel world...."

[KC//CRIMSON]

Woo! Someone's gonna have their feet up in the air tonight!;)

[SoonerBorn68]

So, what did he do wrong? ;)

[1stTimeCaller]

Now I know why Hairy was in Norman today. You sly dog, you.

[sanantoniosooner]

It's kind of hard to see the table with those stupid flowers on it.

What point were you trying to make about the table?

[Newbomb Turk]

What point were you trying to make about the table?

probably that it's nice and clean, with no streaks.

[soonerboomer93]

Yeah, I've always hated the glass topped tables myself also

[Okieflyer]

Well...read us the letter! :)

[Newbomb Turk]

when I got home from work today.....


can you have sex on it?

[TopDaugIn2000]

It's kind of hard to see the table with those stupid flowers on it.

What point were you trying to make about the table?

YMSS.......

[TopDaugIn2000]

this is a new beau. he's trying to make a good impression. :)

I'm lovin it.

[BajaOklahoma]

If the picture was bigger, we could read the letter ourselves. :mad:


Beautiful flowers. Congrats!

[mdklatt]

this is a new beau.

And he's already got a key?

[TopDaugIn2000]

can you have sex on it?

the table is glass so that's probably not a good idea. but did you notice the chair in the background??? ;) :D ;)

[mdklatt]

can you have sex on it?

Ask her tomorrow.

[TopDaugIn2000]

And he's already got a key?

he called me at work telling me some sob story about how he left his cell phone charger at my house (which he really did) and that he REALLY needed it before he went to his dinner thing tonight. and I completely fell for it and told him where the hidden spare is........oops

[Newbomb Turk]

the table is glass so that's probably not a good idea. but did you notice the chair in the background??? ;) :D ;)

:eek:



I'll need a link to a place to buy one of those chairs.

[TopDaugIn2000]

it's a lounge chair designed by LeCorbusier. mine came from Directions in Furniture. (it's not a REAL Corbu though...shhhhhhhhh)

[sooneron]

:eek:



I'll need a link to a place to buy one of those chairs.
It's a fancy shmancy architecture chair, yet popular with artsy pron.

[sooneron]

www.dwr.com

YWIA

[sooneron]

Did I mention that our first cat was named Corbusier?? We called him Boo Cat.

[OUAndy1807]

LeCorbusier is a ******. Walter Gropius rules.

[JohnnyMack]

he called me at work telling me some sob story about how he left his cell phone charger at my house (which he really did) and that he REALLY needed it before he went to his dinner thing tonight. and I completely fell for it and told him where the hidden spare is........oops

You fell for a George Costanza trick?

Sad.

[sooneron]

LeCorbusier is a ******. Walter Gropius rules.
Phillip Johnson pwns all

[RacerX]

This got ghey fast.

[sooneron]

This got ghey fast.
yep

[mdklatt]

he called me at work telling me some sob story about how he left his cell phone charger at my house (which he really did) and that he REALLY needed it before he went to his dinner thing tonight. and I completely fell for it and told him where the hidden spare is........oops


It might not be a bad idea to change the locks. Any guy that is that "thoughtful" is up to no good. :eek:

[Mjcpr]

Does this one hate 'Mericans too?

;)

[StoopTroup]

I bet he went through your undies.....;)

[mrowl]

looks like he left 2 presents.

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/2452/im002064ank3bf6.jpg

[TopDaugIn2000]

that's a chicken jerkey treat that my chihuahua left behind.

lol

[birddog]

I bet he went through your undies.....;)


panty sniffer.

[proud gonzo]

this is a new beau. he's trying to make a good impression. :)

I'm lovin it.how long have you been dating?

[Newbomb Turk]

how long have you been dating?

since he broke into her house yesterday.

[bri]

the table is glass so that's probably not a good idea. but did you notice the chair in the background??? ;) :D ;)

Go on...

[mdklatt]

Go on...

That's what she said. :texan:

[TopDaugIn2000]

how long have you been dating?

3 weeks.

[proud gonzo]

how many roses is that?

[Cam]

3 weeks.
You got a dozen after 3 weeks? :eek:

[Newbomb Turk]

You got a dozen after 3 weeks? :eek:

that's easliy two dozen. TD must be good.

[proud gonzo]

looks almost like 3 dozen

[sanantoniosooner]

Could you post another picture of the deflowering?

[Newbomb Turk]

looks almost like 3 dozen

I just counted, and I think pg is right.

td must be really, REALLY GOOD!

[Cam]

He's setting some very high expectations. And yes, TD must be doing some damn good experimental things on the boy. :O

[bri]

I'd insert an obligatory "can" joke here...but by the looks of all them roses, there's already plenty of shenaingans involving cans and insertion going on. :pop:

[SicEmBaylor]

If he really wanted to hit a home run there'd be two tickets to Branson on that table with bonus passes to see Mel Tillis.

[TopDaugIn2000]

I got a dozen the first date. a dozen the 2nd date. 2 single ones once we'd been dating a week. another dozen last weekend cause I was sick

and that bunch was SIX DOZEN. Count em. SIX.....SEVENTY-TWO ROSES. all at once.

[proud gonzo]

wow. that's a little crazy

[toast]

if it had been me, I would have put the flowers on "the chair".

[OUAndy1807]

wow. that's a little crazy
more than a little.

[SeattleOUstudent]

I got a dozen the first date. a dozen the 2nd date. 2 single ones once we'd been dating a week. another dozen last weekend cause I was sick

and that bunch was SIX DOZEN. Count em. SIX.....SEVENTY-TWO ROSES. all at once.


Im just gonna go out there and ask since I havent been to any tailgates but....Are you hot? :pop:

[sanantoniosooner]

And the psycho knows where you hide the key now.

;)

[Okla-homey]

I got a dozen the first date. a dozen the 2nd date. 2 single ones once we'd been dating a week. another dozen last weekend cause I was sick

and that bunch was SIX DOZEN. Count em. SIX.....SEVENTY-TWO ROSES. all at once.

I'm sorry TD2k. Trust Uncle Homey on this one. That's just whacked. I predict serious difficulties if you don't go verrrrrrrrrrry slowly with this d00d. Seriously.

P.S. change the locks. Now.

[BoogercountySooner]

Does his name start with an A and end with an ED this time?

[Cam]

I got a dozen the first date. a dozen the 2nd date. 2 single ones once we'd been dating a week. another dozen last weekend cause I was sick

and that bunch was SIX DOZEN. Count em. SIX.....SEVENTY-TWO ROSES. all at once.
Wow.

[SoonerInKCMO]

Creeeep. Eeeee.

[bri]

Desperation is a stinky cologne.

[Okla-homey]

I also suspect he's secretly married. I'm an old d00d and I've known my share of guys who ran around on their wives. Married guys who fool around tend to go for gifts and gimmicks to make up for the fact that, well, they're married.

Might be a good idea to put his name in and see what pops up:

http://www.oscn.net/applications/oscn/casesearch.asp

and don't forget the non-OCIS counties:

http://www.odcr.com/

[Al Gore]

Give TD a break....I bought my wife (before we were married) 4 dozen roses on our 3rd date and look how I turned out!!!!

On second thought.....not a good example....change the locks.....

[olevetonahill]

Girl friend
Just let him know how many Big Bros , uncles, and Granpas that you have here .
And we all have guns

[Vaevictis]

Did you make sure to check the air vents and smoke detectors for cameras?

And the phones for taps?

[soonerboomer93]

If he really wanted to hit a home run there'd be two tickets to Branson on that table with bonus passes to see Mel Tillis.

ymssr...

[TopDaugIn2000]

ok, so 2 or even 3 dozen is normal, but six makes him a married stalker creep. jeeeeeeez

I FINALLY find me a white boy to spoil me and you all are just JEALOUS.

[bri]

No, we're just a little concerned because we're not that good at the "find your friend who has been buried alive with an hour's worth of air and a cell phone" game.

[Harry Beanbag]

ok, so 2 or even 3 dozen is normal, but six makes him a married stalker creep. jeeeeeeez

I FINALLY find me a white boy to spoil me and you all are just JEALOUS.


Jealous, no. We're just seriously worried for your safety. Do you have any idea how much 6 dozen roses cost? Welcome to Stalkerville.

[TopDaugIn2000]

he took me to the thanksgiving service at his BROTHERS CHURCH today, he's a pastor down in Lawton. they all seem like good people.

also, one guy I tailgate with knows this guy's former band director and football coach from Davis, they all say he's a good guy.

[Vaevictis]

... or, it's really fun to yank your chain ;)

Like, when we harassed Homey about his daughter dating an aggy ;)

[bri]

I don't think this one's so much about chain-yanking as it is an almost unanimous belief that 98 roses for three weeks is what behavioral science experts call a "red flag". :D

[Vaevictis]

Also, if he's a real stalker, don't bother changing the locks. He'll have a bump key.

[TopDaugIn2000]

hey, I can take it.

[VeeJay]

As a recovering stalker, and with outstanding warrants in seventeen states, I will say that six dozen roses, while beautifully arranged in an attractive vase with a tasteful mix of baby's breath, is a little over the top.

[soonerboomer93]

he took me to the thanksgiving service at his BROTHERS CHURCH today, he's a pastor down in Lawton. they all seem like good people.

also, one guy I tailgate with knows this guy's former band director and football coach from Davis, they all say he's a good guy.

They say I'm a good guy

(of course they have yet to find the hookers )

[bri]

hey, I can take it.

Well, obviously. That explains the flowers.

[olevetonahill]

Jealous, no. We're just seriously worried for your safety. Do you have any idea how much 6 dozen roses cost? Welcome to Stalkerville.
Damn skippy
Like I said ,let the dude know How many we are ,and we Do have guns :eek:
Oh and will come to Your defence !:cool:

[TopDaugIn2000]

Damn skippy
Like I said ,let the dude know How many we are ,and we Do have guns :eek:
Oh and will come to Your defence !:cool:

well, I'm draggin him to the sticks of LeFlore county for Thanksgiving, so I think he'll figure that out!!!!!

[C&CDean]

I haven't purchased 6 dozen roses in my entire life.

I'm with Homey here. Something just ain't quite right. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad you're not dating the next homicide bomber anymore, but guys who feel the need to shower a female unit with flowers/gifts are usually compensating for something. Sometimes it's just insecurity (so he's desperately trying to "catch" you with the roses), but usually it's much deeper than that. Married? Abusive? Dominant mother? Bi? No real lovemaking skills - or maybe a little ernie?

Tell him to save his $$. Or spend it on dinner, drinks, or something more useful than dead flowers. Besides, after 6 dozen roses, WTF else is he going to buy you? There's really nowhere to go but down the crapper from here.

[proud gonzo]

IMO a guy would not set that kind of standard if he planned on being with you very long. If you get 6 dozen roses after 3 weeks, what are you going to expect for valentine's day? anniversaries? your birthday?

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I'm learning a lot from this thread...

[Beef]

If you get 6 dozen roses after 3 weeks, what are you going to expect for valentine's day? anniversaries? your birthday?

http://a1377.g.akamai.net/7/1377/8278/20060912183853/www.sephora.com/assets/dyn/brand/5793/5793_hero.jpg (http://cummingthefragrance.com/)

[skycat]

Eh... the guy's trying to hard, but that's all there is to it.

Unless there's a camera hidden in your toilet bowl.

[bri]

If you get 6 dozen roses after 3 weeks, what are you going to expect for valentine's day? anniversaries? your birthday?

To be let out of the box?

[TopDaugIn2000]

I haven't purchased 6 dozen roses in my entire life.

I'm with Homey here. Something just ain't quite right. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad you're not dating the next homicide bomber anymore, but guys who feel the need to shower a female unit with flowers/gifts are usually compensating for something. Sometimes it's just insecurity (so he's desperately trying to "catch" you with the roses), but usually it's much deeper than that. Married? Abusive? Dominant mother? Bi? No real lovemaking skills - or maybe a little ernie?

Tell him to save his $$. Or spend it on dinner, drinks, or something more useful than dead flowers. Besides, after 6 dozen roses, WTF else is he going to buy you? There's really nowhere to go but down the crapper from here.

yes oh wise one, he is terribly insecure. but I'm working with him on that. and we had a talk tonight to the tune of "as much as I REALLY love all the roses, and yes it was an awesome surprise, but please don't go spend so much on something that'll be gone in a week. just spend time with me and do 'the little things' and I'll be happy. you can surprise me once in a while, but don't be so excessive"

[sanantoniosooner]

So did you get him to remove the GPS locater from your car?

[bri]

yes oh wise one, he is terribly insecure. but I'm working with him on that. and we had a talk tonight to the tune of "as much as I REALLY love all the roses, and yes it was an awesome surprise, but please don't go spend so much on something that'll be gone in a week. just spend time with me and do 'the little things' and I'll be happy. you can surprise me once in a while, but don't be so excessive"

Translation: Stop taking the easy way out and figure out where the little man in the boat is.

[TopDaugIn2000]

INSANELY jealous, untrusting, and totally insecure. Gotta end this NOW.

[Beef]

INSANELY jealous, untrusting, and totally insecure. Gotta end this NOW.
The SO is never wrong. Sorry, TD2K.

[colleyvillesooner]

ouch.

Sorry :O

[Mjcpr]

So, uh, did you ever get that key back? Can I interest you in some new locks?

Sorry, TD.

[OU4LIFE]

Chalk another one up to the SO.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

:(

[1stTimeCaller]

how was the secks?

[sooneron]

Sorry to hear. Onward and upward.

[mdklatt]

how was the secks?


Onward and upward.

:texan:

[frankensooner]

INSANELY jealous, untrusting, and totally insecure. Gotta end this NOW.
Hey, thats what you get for being a hot-hot hottie red-head.

[Sooner in Tampa]

how was the secks?:pop:

[bri]

With big cans. Don't forget about the big cans.

Oh, and the sex chair.

[OU4LIFE]

...make it stop......

[BeetDigger]

With big cans. Don't forget about the big cans.


Speaking of which, we need some new pics posted.


I bet he just really hated Camry's.

Kidding.


Sorry TD2K. One thing I have learned is that the collective wisdom of this place, while certainly not concentrated in any one person, is usually spot on. I guess it's true, hillbillies have a 6th sense.

[RFH Shakes]

Desperation is a stinky cologne.

I believe it's called "Sex Panther":D

[Sooner in Tampa]

I believe it's called "Sex Panther":DMade with real bits of panther.

60% of the time...it works all the time. :P

[Sooner in Tampa]

Stop taking the easy way out and figure out where the little man in the boat is.Isn't this what ALL chicks REALLY want?

[TopDaugIn2000]

ehh, it's ok, better to find out now than later.

[Mjcpr]

So when do we get all the gory detals?

[bri]

yeah, like when you're locked up in a box, and he keeps yelling at you about rubbing the lotion on its skin...

[Tear Down This Wall]

I got a dozen the first date. a dozen the 2nd date. 2 single ones once we'd been dating a week. another dozen last weekend cause I was sick

and that bunch was SIX DOZEN. Count em. SIX.....SEVENTY-TWO ROSES. all at once.


WARNING: Make sure this guy isn't spending all of his money up front on roses...and such.

[dolemitesooner]

Wow

[proud gonzo]

So, uh, did you ever get that key back? Can I interest you in some new locks?heh

[Tear Down This Wall]

With big cans. Don't forget about the big cans.

Oh, and the sex chair.


Are these cans of which you speak big enough to put in the cheesy holiday popcorn? I mean, those type of cans are nice.

http://www.catoctinkettlekorn.com/images/threeway.jpg

[TopDaugIn2000]

some might say so.

[TopDaugIn2000]

on a positive note, after a few evenings of his truck being at my house Achmed COMPLETELY stopped bothering me.

[proud gonzo]

good, now you only have one stalker instead of two ;)

[SoonerInKCMO]

good, now you only have one stalker instead of two ;)

I know a woman that says if you're going to have any stalkers, you should get as many as possible. That way, if you're walking down the street and one of them attacks you, one of the others can jump out of the bushes and kick his ***. :texan:

[bri]

http://www.catoctinkettlekorn.com/images/threeway.jpg


Niiiice rack....

[Okla-homey]

Here's what you oughtta do TD2K. In the future, let the SO vette all potential suitors. Just post a little description including their salient characteristics, including any observable personality quirks. Then, we'll have a nice discussion and let you know whether it's safe to proceed.

We could be SO helpful that way.

[dolemitesooner]

Here's what you oughtta do TD2K. In the future, let the SO vette all potential suitors. Just post a little description including their salient characteristics, including any observable personality quirks. Then, we'll have a nice discussion and let you know whether it's safe to proceed.

We could be SO helpful that way.
Lol....I wonder what I would be listed as ...ROFL

[OU4LIFE]

A POS.

;)

[OUAndy1807]

on a positive note, after a few evenings of his truck being at my house Achmed COMPLETELY stopped bothering me.
so was the old bf still coming around? I thought he had an arranged marriage or something.

TOTP!

[Okla-homey]

so was the old bf still coming around? I thought he had an arranged marriage or something.

TOTP!

Puh-leeze. Once you been wid a hawt, fiery red-headed Soonergirl with major-league yab-a-hoes, a veiled woman with a unibrow and a female circumcision just don't have the same allure.;)

[OUAndy1807]

red on the head=fiery in bed.

[mdklatt]

red on the head=fiery in the sex chair in the living room

Fixed.

[TopDaugIn2000]

so was the old bf still coming around? I thought he had an arranged marriage or something.

TOTP!

he's set up for one, but he still wouldn't leave me alone. maybe it was that 4 wives thing or something.

his MOM of all people called my house last night asking for him. if she spoke english I would have told her a thing or two. I just hung up instead, I think that's an international signal.

[bri]

Puh-leeze. Once you been wid a hawt, fiery red-headed Soonergirl with major-league yab-a-hoes, a veiled woman with a unibrow and a female circumcision just don't have the same allure.;)

Although, that DOES take care of that whole "finding the little man in the boat" problem...

[dolemitesooner]

A POS.

;)
Thats what yerom and my mom says