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Madd Dawg
11/16/2006, 09:25 PM
This guy also attempted to do it with a horse (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1116061deer1.html)
OCUDad
11/16/2006, 09:30 PM
"Not tonight deer, I have a haddock."



...sorry, couldn't resist...
Jerk
11/16/2006, 09:30 PM
"venison lover" hehe
SoonerBorn68
11/16/2006, 09:40 PM
[homer simpson]DOE![/homer simpson]
sanantoniosooner
11/16/2006, 10:02 PM
"I'm not in the mood. Would you settle for a little jerky?"
soonerthanu
11/16/2006, 10:03 PM
Deer jerky anyone?
sanantoniosooner
11/16/2006, 10:05 PM
"I feel like our relationship is in a rut"
VeeJay
11/16/2006, 10:11 PM
"According to the complaint, Mr. Hathaway had sex with a dead deer. The statute does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass."

I can't believe a lawyer actually wrote this.
sanantoniosooner
11/16/2006, 10:12 PM
"Not tonight honey, I got hit by a Pinto"
VeeJay
11/16/2006, 10:16 PM
Smokin' Hot:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b7/White-tailed_deer.jpg/250px-White-tailed_deer.jpg
VeeJay
11/16/2006, 10:17 PM
"Hey, Bubba - I don't think that's what ol' Luke had in mind when he told you to go out and get some good white tail."
royalfan5
11/16/2006, 10:39 PM
"According to the complaint, Mr. Hathaway had sex with a dead deer. The statute does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass."

I can't believe a lawyer actually wrote this.
Now you see why I dropped out of law school.
SoonerObsession
11/16/2006, 10:43 PM
Doe, a deer, a female deer. Ray, a white trash imbred son.
picasso
11/16/2006, 10:43 PM
just think what he'd do to the Yak Woman.
LoyalFan
11/16/2006, 11:07 PM
"Just call me 'Bucky'!"

OK, all, chewz yer partners for the Antler Dance!

LF
BOOMERBRADLEY
11/16/2006, 11:09 PM
Must be an OSU fan...
afs
11/16/2006, 11:18 PM
can we file this under: reasons not to be a public defender?
StoopTroup
11/16/2006, 11:54 PM
Hi! My name is Buck...

http://www.mooviees.com/i/mf/202.jpg
OCUDad
11/17/2006, 12:59 AM
"The statute does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass."I hear a collective sigh of relief from all of olevet's ex-wives.

<ducking for cover now...>
Tear Down This Wall
11/17/2006, 10:37 AM
Now you see why I dropped out of law school.

I made it through law school and can totally see one of my lawsuit slobbering former classmates writing that garbage with a straight face. I mean, think about it. These people get up in court everyday and defend child molesters. A deer isn't even human. The attorney probably whipped out the brief in five minutes.

It's easy to do that kind of work when you've sold your soul.
fadada1
11/17/2006, 11:01 AM
"According to the complaint, Mr. Hathaway had sex with a dead deer. The statute does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass."

I can't believe a lawyer actually wrote this.
while sick, kudos to the lawyer for doing what he's paid to do. i'm not saying it's right... but it didn't say he couldn't do it with a dead animal - and the lawyer knew it.
BeetDigger
11/17/2006, 11:42 AM
HOW the lawyer knew it is another matter.
Mjcpr
11/17/2006, 11:43 AM
I think I'm starting to see why we have so man deer hunters around here.
opksooner
11/17/2006, 03:09 PM
The thing is, when the deer's *** didn't move the guy mistook it for his wife.
C&CDean
11/17/2006, 03:28 PM
Meh. Dude just wanted to internally marinate and tenderize his venison before butchering it...
TopDawg
11/17/2006, 03:33 PM
ESPN Outdoors Reminded Me of Something Last Night...
Fugue
11/17/2006, 03:34 PM
Meh. Dude just wanted to internally marinate and tenderize his venison before making it into tailgate chili...

:texan:
C&CDean
11/17/2006, 03:45 PM
And now you know the secret to the killer chili we serve at the tailgates...
1stTimeCaller
11/17/2006, 03:53 PM
go on
sanantoniosooner
11/17/2006, 04:10 PM
First "Newman's Own"

Now "Dean's Own"

consider the tailgate crew "Owned"
BeetDigger
11/17/2006, 04:22 PM
Note: Don't eat the chili if the cook refuses to have a bowl of it himself.
Oldnslo
11/17/2006, 04:25 PM
Deer's got a little wang to it!
C&CDean
11/17/2006, 04:26 PM
Who doesn't like a little brown round?
toast
11/17/2006, 04:35 PM
did he hide Field & Stream magazines under his mattress?
sanantoniosooner
11/17/2006, 04:40 PM
Note: Don't eat the chili if the cook refuses to have a bowl of it himself.
Dean scarfs the leftovers.

that rule doesn't help.
DalHorn
11/17/2006, 04:42 PM
Most of these necrophilia, animal-love and combination thereof stories seem to originate in Wisconsin. Why, you ask?

http://www.annecollins.com/images/patti-before.jpg
Taxman71
11/17/2006, 05:29 PM
Maybe the guy was cheap and couldn't afford to buy the doe scent at Bass Pro and went the natural route. I mean it was during blackpowder season.
BeetDigger
11/17/2006, 05:49 PM
Dean scarfs the leftovers.

that rule doesn't help.


:les: "Stop eating all the chili Dean!"
StoopTroup
11/17/2006, 10:58 PM
A whole new meaning to ..."I'm gonna eat a bowl of F*****g Chili."
sanantoniosooner
11/17/2006, 11:00 PM
"Wolf brand chili.......How long has it been since you humped a deer? Well partner....that's too long?"